Nigerian Single ladies make us of some excuses to justify and make themselves look Innocent when they were being asked, reasons why they don't have a boyfriend yet.


Well, I didn't form this write up by guessing buh I do more research and questioning from some of my girl friends that're single.

Well, let's go back to the topic.

7 Excuses Nigerian Single Ladies Give To Justify Themselves When They Don't Have Boyfriends

1. I Don't Want To Get Involve In A Relationship

They do make use of this excuse of not liking to get involve in any relationship with a guy.And would you believe, most of them love watching "Philippian and Korean" Romance Movies, and they do feel like Shedding tears when a break-up scene comes up.A lady of 35years old, still claiming she don't want to be in a relationship.... She needs deliverance from a pastor in the North.Or did she wants to be a Sister? There's nothing impossible for God to do.

2. Guys Are Distraction

How could a guy distract you when you have something doing.A guy can never distract you, if only you distract yourself.Nigerian ladies do make use of this excuse to justify themselves.

3. I Prefer Foreign Guys

This is so appalling and displeasing when you heard a typical Nigerian lady saying she prefer a foreign man.I pity you!... Many ladies that do say this are single buh in order to protect and justify themselves, they do claim Foreign guys are the best... I think we even have them on Nairaland forum..Smh! For you.

4. Nigerian Guys Are Players

Lol! This is a trend among them, "Nigerian Guys are Players".There a reason why a guy would dumb your ass and that's because you've already give him the ball to play.Not every Nigerian guys are players, you just have to observe and don't rush into his arms... "Clearer Eyes Choose The Best Product".

5. I Don't Have Time For Guys Now

Imagine a Thirty years old lady, saying this particular phrase and she do watch movies 24 hours every day...Then what did you have time for? Watching romance movies? You need a counselling miss.

6. I Want To Face My Work

Whenever I do hear this, I do bursted out laughing even climbing the Lekki bridge and jump down..*lol*... Sister, are you telling me that, is your work you wanna marry and gives you a better life ? *If I hear*...

7. Still Waiting For God's Time

Well! It's very good to wait for God's time."God's time is the best".Buh how would you have a spouse when you turned down every guy that cometh your way.Tosyne2much came, you said "No".Wristbangle came, you said "No".And you have almost clocked 40 years old.. Still deceiving yourself that "I'm Waiting For God's Time".. I pity you.

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Feel free to add yours.

Written And Compiled By
DanceVille

Smellymouth:
Well said Danceville, ..
Na so I chyke one babe with rich phonetics for Night club, she told me --" I dant date Nigerian dudes, innit?"..
I looked at her like:::

The next week, I saw her twerking at one strip club like ::::

I walked up to meet her and introduced myself like:::

She was surprised and reacted like::


I left the Strip club like :::

Cutehector:
U ppo should leav our Nigerian sisters alone ooo.. every Saturday, they are getting married sha ...



Shebi God's time is the best rhai?

Smellymouth:

DanceVille:
Lol!

Did we put handcuffs on their hands?

Cutehector:
U ppo should leav our Nigerian sisters alone ooo.. every Saturday, they are getting married sha ...



Shebi God's time is the best rhai?

DanceVille:
Baba! The way I see dey see.. Means something wan show.. *grin*

Egbon, I smell FP


Lalasticlala, food don ready oo

gbens2000:
make i had mine,i want to be idependent i dont want a man that would own me.and they keep hustling till they are 40 years still in there papa house and the next thing u see on their house gate is iceblock sold at an affordable price,5 blocks for 20 naira. space booked not eve a million dollars







































bring 5k and i would sell

Smellymouth:
Well said Danceville, ..

Na so I chyke one babe with rich phonetics for Night club, she told me --" I dant date Nigerian dudes, innit?"..

I looked at her like:::






The next week, I saw her twerking at one strip club like ::::







I walked up to meet her and introduced myself like:::





She was surprised and reacted like::




I left the Strip club like :::

Estharfabian:
What About those ladies that don't make excuses? But Are Surprisingly happy being single?





We still Exist tho...

DanceVille:
*Coughs out*

Hmm! Hmm!

Codeine? Yh?

Smellymouth:


Egbon, I smell FP


Lalasticlala, food don ready oo

Smellymouth:
Well said Danceville, ..

Na so I chyke one babe with rich phonetics for Night club, she told me --" I dant date Nigerian dudes, innit?"..

I looked at her like:::






The next week, I saw her twerking at one strip club like ::::







I walked up to meet her and introduced myself like:::





She was surprised and reacted like::




I left the Strip club like :::

Estharfabian:
Codeine? Yh?

Rexhenrex:
[b]very true another one that piss me off is a statement like

**i don't want a boyfriend because he will want sex.you said what?? Mean while she masturbate 3 times a day worst of all she av slept with every tunde,larry,henry,dayo,chika . And u still av the guts to say he will demand for sex.well why would you want a boyfriend knowing fully well he will privatise you whereas you are a public property. Top it all you dress like a LovePeddler and visit guys Half naked you shouldn't blame him because u are the one tempting him! Is it possible for you to have light and your phone is at 3% and u won't change it??

**Its bad to have a boy friend**

i can remember a very lengthy argument i had with a woman in a taxi last week she said its bad and i asked her ok how can one marry without being friends with there spouse to be? So courtship is wrong? As for me having a boyfriend or a girlfriend is not a problem as long as one is an adult.

Having a b.f or g.f is not wrong but what matters is what u people do that matters. as long as its leading to marriage and you eschew from fornication the its perfectly fine to have one.

**A perfect man**
some want a God fearing,tall,fair,caring,loving, gentle,rich,handsome,that doesn't drink,smoke,snore,has good dress sense, nice humour,truthful, and hardworking haba sister how can u find all this in one person,he don't need to be perfect u can work on him instead of being a gold digger be a goal digger to him make him perfect for or well you might be lucky continue waiting till when u get to 38 and start finding one like mtn service or better still its raining season use laka(clay) to mould one.

Having a b.f Or g.f is a matter of choice its better you just say no you ain't interested than giving silly reasons like your pastor said its wrong mtcheew.[/b]

Adaobi12:
Hey, kedu?

Michellla:

you're hella funny

halfricanadian:


I didnt marry you in vain u funny gan chai

Bubu of laive!!

Olori mi

Cutehector:
oya stop complaining... did a girl reject u lately?