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10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by winetapper: 2:40pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Lets Keep the Ball rolling 1. Home Straight Crew This crew have no Joy at all, the only the thing they want to hear is Surely surely, The Lord Be with you And the next place you would see them is 120km away 2. The Photo Crew. Especially when the church has a Nice surrounding. Some would even dress well with hope of taking pictures and Selfie so they can update #Sunday_Things on Social Medias 3. The Meeting Crew Announcement time.. Please listen carefully New Members are welcome and Please endevour to please meet the Church President after dismissal All CMO (Mens) Should please wait Behind for a Brief meeting.. :-/ All CWO (Mothers) You are expected to meet your Leader after church dismissal for an important Information The Chior should also wait after the church Dismissal, you have a Vistor from From Saint Cicilia catholic Church Venue: Choir stand/Gallery All Youth should please meet their leader after dismissal for brief information about the Camp coming up soon.. All Children and Househelps within the age 17- below should also wait after dismissal your Leader wants to see you all Venue : Children stand He should have Just say Everyone should wait after Dismissal. 4. The Hookers Crew. That is when you would see Chike and Chidimma hooking up to exchange phone Numbers with "Your Face Look Familar have we meet before " 5. The Ice-cream and Puff Puff Crew. Who can say he didnt pass this Crew, when one would save his Offering money for Icecream and Puff puff 6. The Gossip crew. (Female) They would have formed an Association for it if it is Legal After church dismissal is the proper time for they to broadcast Live Gossip 7. Last Week Football Analyzers.(Males) Seun: Omo with the way Chelsea dey go down them go still discover Oil oo :O Ade: Bros no be lie i need Sack Mou Kingtom: Guy e pain me as Manu Draw Match oo.. 8. The Show Off Crew. It is Only on Sunday after church dismissal that Dee knows he would open the doors of his Car and climb the roof and ask his Beautiful sister to snap him with Galaxy Tab (9) 9. Last to Go Crew. This crew are always the last to go home and somehow with definately no specific reason to be the last to go.. 10. Feel free to add yours.. #Happy New Month 78 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by winetapper: 2:41pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Ok 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by asvpChuu(m): 2:42pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Mtcheew... I was listening to fetty wap 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Nobody: 2:42pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Not in any group. Don't go to church 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by iamsodium(m): 2:44pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by JeffreyJamez(m): 2:44pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
I don't go to church so........ 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by asvpChuu(m): 2:44pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Does n0.8 make sense to u?? 9 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by beycity(m): 2:45pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Okay...... |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Aminat508(f): 2:45pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Mosalashi nko? #LIGHTMUSTSHINE 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by MrMcJay(m): 2:46pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
11. Those that came from other places to stalk girls just closing from church. 8 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by KingTom(m): 2:47pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
The Newspaper vendors These ones keep their papers and as soon as church is over they transform struggling to sell papers"oga Doc did you hear? Buhari has bought a new cow" 19 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by smsshola(m): 2:47pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
The observer's crew like the Op; the last time I checked their name they are called TBN. 6 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Nobody: 2:53pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
#Team Home straight crew 5 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Nobody: 2:55pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
adeh39:like say you dey even go church 7 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Sanmel(f): 2:55pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
10. Those that stay back to pray 8 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Nobody: 2:57pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod: Once in a while nah 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by iamkingzlee(m): 3:02pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
asvpChuu:Don't you know when to relate to a joke 8 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by asumo12: 3:03pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by asvpChuu(m): 3:06pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
iamkingzlee:do u know D meaning of a question?? na question I ask oo |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Nobody: 3:14pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
adeh39:once in a year? |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by GHoJes: 3:14pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Amongst the photo and first timers crew, there are those who have a calling in it. Those from the photo crew usually target churches that are in big hotels, they snap everywhere including the toilets. You can never miss out on them at transcorp hilton hotel after church, infact they have more affinity for its toilet than anywhere else. From the first timers crew, the ones with calling here target churches that entertain their firsttimers big and up to two or three different times. Once they complete the firsttimers welcome refreshment cycle in one church, they launch for the next church on their list. #LIGHT MUST SHINE 10 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Nobody: 3:29pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Home straight |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by winetapper: 3:41pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
lalasticklala,Dominique,obinoscopy Please do the needful |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Aminat508(f): 4:00pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Nobody: 4:05pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
STFUareyouGod: |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Nobody: 4:24pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Lilyomi(f): 5:44pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
I always vanish after church. At least that is wat most ppl tell me. What shd I do? I was told church is over so wat else? 7 Likes |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by kinglekan: 5:51pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by OCcool: 6:11pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
I belong to the "Home straight" crew, except the youths are asked to wait after service. If not, off I go. #notime |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Nobody: 7:50pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by dihalao(m): 7:50pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Nothing meaningful on the FP today.... the admins are busy showing us Celebrity photos up and down + Someone even added this same write up to FP twice 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by sandrajazmin(f): 7:50pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
How cn we 4gt the beggers crew? They are always at the church gate waitin 4 The service 2 be over They'l be like "anty maramma happyy sunday' 2. Mothers looking for their children Especially in big churches And the most annoying part is that the children dont v phones u can reach them with. (If you see how tensed some mothers look after service, u'l pity them) Some mothers now pick their children befor the childrens dept dismiss 14 Likes |
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