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| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Nobody: 8:21pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
why should this thread appear twice on FP  supermods where are thou  |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by stayblack: 8:23pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
winetapper: |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by condralbede(m): 8:23pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
10.The parish house crew.....those that after service will head straight to parish house to see Rev father,seminarians,pastors and d rest. mostly Nah gurls dominate this crew though.Nah dem knw Watin dey carry dem enter thr. |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by pwettycecy(f): 8:25pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
I belong to numbas 1 nd 3. If my meetn dos nt hold, it's ohm str8 away |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by olowookerekemi(f): 8:26pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
10 The one dat shows off der new gadget 11.newspaper vendor 12.groundnut seller 13.the ladies dat goes off to d rest room immediately to touch up der make up so as to catch new guy pls check my Signature. #lightmustlive# #sheisagrtfighter# #ayolight is one in a millon# 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Franzinni: 8:28pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
The ogbanje crew: the are always decked with make up and they always come to church to test if pastor go fall... |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by ibe9ja: 8:32pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Those that scan for potential christian sisters to hack |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Skymiyke(f): 8:36pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
I rep puff puff n ice cream crew! |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by crackhouse(m): 8:37pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
10. Those that will wait for Rev. Father to lay one complain or the other and probably will want father to mix prayer for them. |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Emeka71(m): 8:38pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Waiting to see the Pastor crew. |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by olowookerekemi(f): 8:43pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
#LightMustShine# |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by xirGODWIN(m): 8:44pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
I can't stop bt notice dat u ar a Catholic  |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Osinachi1986(m): 8:45pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
So you no see those that use to charge phones? |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by GHoJes: 8:52pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
#LIGHT MUST LIVE AND SHINE IN THIS MONTH OF HER BIRTH AND BEYOUND INTO THE FULNESS OF HER AGE. 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by simplisity(m): 9:05pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Which ever group u belong or u did not, jst alwas remember that Heaven is real and few r going there, vice versa Hell and multitude r moving in. Repent and give ur life to Jesus Christ now u have d chance, bcs there is no repentance in d grave. What shall it profit u, if u enjoy all d wealth and pleasure and loose ur precious soul? Death is respecter of no person's or age, it comes at any point in time. Reject sin and every occation of it. Remain blessed and may God give us d grace to resist d devil and all his work and finaly to make Heaven at last in Jesus name. |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by mexynjc: 9:11pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
#meeting choir rehearsal....workers meeting |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by HRich(m): 9:18pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
winetapper:Lolz. The can i get your number Crew. (male) 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by rockafela(m): 9:19pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Home straight na em win am oo, no time |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by Cynthyworld(f): 9:30pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
hmm greeting creww dey will gret like 10pple be4dey go hom 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by enoqueen: 9:33pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
winetapper: Op, mens ?U are a catholic. 2 Likes |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by olowookerekemi(f): 10:08pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
The crew dat prays for almst 30mins for d week blessings after d Rev said shared d Grace #LightMustShine |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by pus23: 10:09pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
 [size=28pt]Any teacher inside the country of western Nigeria who teach that our country is Nigeria. You will end up like kwara state teachers. living on the street. With no salary.. Because all salary is paid inside the country of Western nigeria. if no money, nobody pay you salary. And if the people are paying g their taxes to Nigeria a different country . you will have no salary by the end of the month . you most teach your student about the country of western Nigeria so that they can pay their taxes only to western NigeriaYou are all going to be living on the street if you teach children that their country is Nigeria. You most tell them, their country is the country of the Kingdom of Western Nigeria. Independent day of the country of the Kingdom of Western nigeria November 15th 1957 [/size] www.nairaland.com/attachments/3006435_untitle_jpeg5631c84e7af66394ded64b08ef0ded34  [img]http://247nigerianewsupdate.co/wp-content/uploads/Kayode-Odeyemi-1-300x300.jpg[/img]   [img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt41cj75sbnk5.62a5b67f.jpg[/img] [img]http://3.bp..com/-czYe7SKq0bE/VYIyRhKx1PI/AAAAAAAAjXo/NEgpH63jJT8/s1600/man%2Bdead%2Blagos%2Bpark.jpeg[/img] |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by OCcool: 10:13pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
otijah:Show off kwa? As soon as service is over, I just shake a friend or two, collect the house keys from my dad and takeoff. I'm always the first person to reach home on Sundays 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by tudeyzamani: 10:13pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
 #HomeStraightzcrew....aint got time for famzin sister Agnes |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by NiceHans: 10:23pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
i rep those that hookup with pals on sunday and those that walk off immediately after communion during exams period 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by onyeomanono24(f): 10:42pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
sandrajazmin: You are on point. 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by SoupNazi(m): 10:58pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Lilyomi: Join a group for group meeting. Baptism of the Holy Ghost group sounds about right for you. |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by deolu2000(m): 11:25pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
asvpChuu:was wondering so as wel, when he isn't campaigning for counselor 4 his area 1 Like |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by cvon(f): 11:27pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Very funny! |
| Re: 10 Types Of People We Meet After Church Dismissal (hilarious) by MadCow1: 12:02am On Nov 02, 2015 |
winetapper: The Beggers These are the ones that target those that look well dressed or well to do and start begging you for money with a sob story about how they have no food at home or they have a job interview on Monday at a far away place and have no money to attend it or their school fees is due and their parents are either dead or can't afford it or ...... add whatever lame excuse you have. I have had encounters with these bunch severally and now refer them to the church council whenever they approach me but the most remarkable is this story. I didn't go to church on this day as usual. I had slept and woke up at about 9am. Around 12 noon I decided to drive to cut my hair. I was driving through Olu Obasanjo road in Port Harcourt when I noticed this beat up car in front, crawling at a very slow pace on the road and as I made to overtake it, hands start flagging me down from all the windows of the car as if something was wrong with my car. Out of curiousity, I slowed down and the car pulled up beside me. Inside was a Man (in his late 40's to early 50's, a woman who looks like his wife and about 4 kids in the back). Then this sob story of how they went to church that morning and were out of fuel. I was so mad I thought of just driving off and leaving them there. Why would you put your family on the road to church if you had no money and no fuel for that journey rather than use the car to huddle some money for them to feed. Out of pity for the innocent kids who were being used as a Con bait (cos I felt it was a con, still do), I gave them about 4'k and drove off swearing to myself never to do such again. That's it. That's my story with Sunday church goers. 1 Like 1 Share |
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