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9 Signs You Are Dating A Mami-water by Riwo11(f): 9:25am On Nov 03, 2015 |
Lol, this is just hilarious. Guys read and meditate on this o! so you don’t fall victim. I didn’t write it though so don’t ask me how i know all these. Oya confess, ever met a girl like this ?!? 1). You picked her up from the Street or Club. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building 2). You don’t know her real name or even her surname. Maybe she even told you her name is just Mary……That’s all. 3). She agrees to sleep with you on the first day in fact, she agrees to move into your place no questions asked. 4). She never gets tired, She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper, go market , cooks and still sleep’s with you when she’s done. 5). She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples ,her makeup looks permanent and everything is always in the right place. 6). She never talks about her family and doesn’t have any friend. 7) Ever since you met her, your life has turned upside down but of course, your grandma in the village is the cause, cool. All she cares about is Brazilian hair. . She has stopped you from eating Fish. Ever since you met her, its either chicken or meat, nothing from the sea. 9). Finally, She’s the perfect Girl. she doesn’t ask you. for anything. She doesn’t care about Valentines day and you don’t even know her birthday. She never gets jealous or goes through you phone.. Source: www.riseup247.com |
Re: 9 Signs You Are Dating A Mami-water by Nobody: 9:27am On Nov 03, 2015 |
Okay . Noted!!! |
Re: 9 Signs You Are Dating A Mami-water by Aifedayo(m): 9:37am On Nov 03, 2015 |
That number 8 is crazy dude, so if someone stops me from eating fish, she's a water fella? Mami water ko, Mami market ni |
Re: 9 Signs You Are Dating A Mami-water by lordthree(m): 9:39am On Nov 03, 2015 |
me wey no ku ku like fish |
Re: 9 Signs You Are Dating A Mami-water by Nobody: 9:39am On Nov 03, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: 9 Signs You Are Dating A Mami-water by Bbsharon(f): 9:42am On Nov 03, 2015 |
Any randomn lady can be doing all of these and she is not a mami water. |
Re: 9 Signs You Are Dating A Mami-water by deewhone(f): 9:54am On Nov 03, 2015 |
Aifedayo:She no want make u chop her fellow mermaid |
Re: 9 Signs You Are Dating A Mami-water by Nobody: 9:56am On Nov 03, 2015 |
My own don be |
Re: 9 Signs You Are Dating A Mami-water by vizkiz: 10:15am On Nov 03, 2015 |
if she is as pretty as Mhizkel she is a mami water |
Re: 9 Signs You Are Dating A Mami-water by Mhizkel(f): 10:18am On Nov 03, 2015 |
vizkiz: |
Re: 9 Signs You Are Dating A Mami-water by Nobody: 10:22am On Nov 03, 2015 |
I sense inferiority complex |
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