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New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by 9jaclicktivist: 10:05pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
NEW JOB TITLES: *Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO) *House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM) *Receptionist :Office Access Control Manager (OACM) *Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH) *Messenger :Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS) *Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) *Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT) *Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS) *Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE) *Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO) *Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS) *Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive (GNMO) *Barber:Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS) *Runs girl: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE) *Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME) *Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE) *Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS) *Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE) *Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution. Consultant (IWDC). |
Re: New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by Mogidi: 10:08pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Re: New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by Nobody: 10:08pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
ha ha nice one |
Re: New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by Sibrah: 10:12pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
The Nigerian version of job roles. P R O = Public Defender. Ask Abati. |
Re: New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by Delphi(m): 10:20pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
These ones are 'big names' that kill a dog! |
Re: New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by Theyveedo(m): 10:23pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Now this is what I call packaging... Sometimes, its the title that matters. |
Re: New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by Chibaba247(m): 10:25pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
Re: New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by fistonati(m): 10:30pm On Nov 05, 2015 |
In Nigerian dictionary I guess. Cocaine pusher Drug baron Drug warlord Drug peddler Tinubu is handling dt department, see him for quick employment on occupations listed above :-) PMB 2015 |
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