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New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by 9jaclicktivist: 10:05pm On Nov 05, 2015
NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
*Receptionist :Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)
*Messenger :Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)
*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)
*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive (GNMO)
*Barber:Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)
*Runs girl: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)
*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)
*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)
*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)
*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)
*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution. Consultant (IWDC).
Re: New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by Mogidi: 10:08pm On Nov 05, 2015
grin grin grin
Re: New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by Nobody: 10:08pm On Nov 05, 2015
ha ha nice one
Re: New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by Sibrah: 10:12pm On Nov 05, 2015
The Nigerian version of job roles.
P R O = Public Defender. Ask Abati.
Re: New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by Delphi(m): 10:20pm On Nov 05, 2015
These ones are 'big names' that kill a dog!
Re: New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by Theyveedo(m): 10:23pm On Nov 05, 2015
Now this is what I call packaging...


Sometimes, its the title that matters.
Re: New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by Chibaba247(m): 10:25pm On Nov 05, 2015
grin grin
Re: New Names Crafted For Jobs Some Lazy Niggas Finds Shameful by fistonati(m): 10:30pm On Nov 05, 2015
In Nigerian dictionary I guess.

Cocaine pusher
Drug baron
Drug warlord
Drug peddler

Tinubu is handling dt department, see him for quick employment on occupations listed above :-) PMB 2015

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