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5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 6:44am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Warri guys are very funny; apart from their unique way of speaking the popular pigeon English, they also exhibit unique characters in romance and sex-related matters! Abeg, make una nor report me give Quarter Chairman for area o! 1) They are mostly aggressive if a babe proves to be too smart: As a girl, don't try to drain their resources only to tell them later that you are not 'in the mood'!!! In fact, don't ever think of it!!! You either avoid having them spend on you totally or you comply with their wish as dictated by their desires! Deh dey vex! Deh nor get joy o! 2) The natural comedy in them might make them not to take you to comedy shows: My guy, everybody dey funny for Warfi!!! Some get am for words; others get am for doings! Comedians like AY or I Go Die will host a comedy show in Abuja or Lagos and the venue would be filled to the brim! Come and try it in Warri na...omo, you go fear the number of vacant seats na! The fact is that the average Warri guy doesn't care whether it is AY Show or QY Show!!! He is very funny and can even make the babe laugh more than how Gandoki would have done! If na broke Warfi guy wen nor get joy, don't ever speak of Silverbird or Gordons Show; e fi dash you one sour slap!!! 3) They will never pretend to be Superman or Voltron: Yes! Warri guys will never prove to you that they are superman or voltron when in a romantic affair. Though, they would always protect you if they can withstand the risk but not when danger is seriously involved! If you go out with a Warfi guy and there's trouble at the venue, don't ever think that he would be your messiah; try to find your way out because his first move will be to save himself!!! A Warri boy will always disappear to re-appear! So don't think you are hanging out with Obinna from Enugu! 4) They are romantically sugar-coated: Warri guys have their way of convincing women even without using material things. It is called 'scoping' or 'giving her your words'. The vocabulary is very large; you cannot learn it outside except you have been raised in the streets of the Oil City!!! If you have been maltreating your girlfriend, make sure a Warri guy doesn't know about it or else, your babe would fall in love with him soonest and dump your lonely ass on the dusty road! 5) No eatery for 'Runs girls': If Warri guys observe you to be a 'runs girl', they would rather take you to a beer parlour than taking you to an eatery! They calculate very fast (even those that do not know Mathematics! ). The reason is that they would spend lesser at a beer parlour compared to an eatery where they might lose some thousands! In a beer parlour, they are guaranteed that some few change can get both of you 'high' which can even assist the 'kpakirikpa ministry' that night! Abeg, make I make sure say my gate dey locked before Area go find me reach house o! Happy Sunday folks! 66 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by afesimicaleb(m): 6:55am On Nov 08, 2015 |
E legit. 9 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by donholy28(m): 6:57am On Nov 08, 2015 |
lol *falls from pawpaw tree 1 Like |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 6:58am On Nov 08, 2015 |
afesimicaleb:E be like say u be original Area o! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by gamaliel121(m): 6:59am On Nov 08, 2015 |
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Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Nobody: 7:02am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Warfi guys 1 Like |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 7:02am On Nov 08, 2015 |
donholy28:Donholy |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by rollindollar(m): 7:04am On Nov 08, 2015 |
i no b warri guy 1 Like |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 7:06am On Nov 08, 2015 |
nickkylawve:Seems you have met some? |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Cutehector(m): 7:06am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Warri girls be like Go straight to d point..... 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 7:08am On Nov 08, 2015 |
rollindollar:Guy, that one join! |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 7:09am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Cutehector:Guy, e be like say deh dor do you before o! |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Cutehector(m): 7:11am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Rapmoney:lol as in eh.... Dey b like, na fvck u wan fvck abi? Na smalls, jst press me 3k. 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Nobody: 7:12am On Nov 08, 2015 |
6) They beat up any son of a biitch who nears their bae 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 7:14am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Cutehector:Na runs girls u meet! |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Nobody: 7:16am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Found out a rich warri guy chop my nysc babe den. One kobo he no give am. Offshore worker tins. Me wey be ordinary copper con dey waste alawe onto d useless gal. I mumu o 33 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Cutehector(m): 7:18am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Rapmoney:lol notn diff frm runs girls and d regular girlfrnd... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 7:19am On Nov 08, 2015 |
panachuku:Guy, u never see! E be like say u loose-guard for the guy! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 7:24am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Cutehector:No be so na! Na so u be? There's a big difference my guy |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 7:27am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Durentt:Guy, when did you turn female? Lol! They don't beat women o! |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Nobody: 7:28am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Rapmoney:she be tell me say na ordinary toaster o. Na my laptop she be dey use chat with d guy on FB. One day out of boredom i hack her FB using ur email and her phone password. Naso d tin open. I see all dem chat i wan die . dude dey fuk her other hole join while she no even gree gimme common BJ cos its bad yet she dey giv d guy bj nd an al. I laf when i read d chat where she dey complain say he stingy dude be like am building my house in warri at d moment 26 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Cutehector(m): 7:29am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Rapmoney:lol tutor me |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Nobody: 7:31am On Nov 08, 2015 |
All true... Team wafi guy |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 7:38am On Nov 08, 2015 |
panachuku:Chai! Na words the dude give ur babe!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 7:42am On Nov 08, 2015 |
JealousPrince:Area, I hail you o! Where my guy, Alkarulezz na? |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Nobody: 7:48am On Nov 08, 2015 |
You are on point 1 Like |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by espn(m): 7:53am On Nov 08, 2015 |
nickkylawve:and u will reply mine..ur signature line! |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 7:58am On Nov 08, 2015 |
firstEVA:Hmmm...sure you know! |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by rollindollar(m): 8:03am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Rapmoney:'join' as how |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by charlisco(m): 8:15am On Nov 08, 2015 |
CONFIRM-TRUE TALK MY BROS 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 8:15am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by Rapmoney(m): 8:16am On Nov 08, 2015 |
charlisco:Guy ur mind dey there! |
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