Penniis fit break

See, some women like to violently bounce up and down a guy’s long thing as they are pumping water from an abandoned well in the sahara – well, be careful because if you land in the wrong position, you can absolutely break his joystick.
While there is no actual bone in a joystick, there are two cylinders of tissue that become rigid during an Attention, and if you have sex too hard, it can break with a cracking sound. Fun fact: this is more likely to happen when a man is cheating, according to the University of Maryland Medical Center. So that’s something to add to your list of ‘safe sex’ practices – Not every time ride joystick like dragon, sometimes gentle humping.

naughtynaughty:
Penniis fit break


See, i like to violently
bounce up and down a guy’s long thing
as if I'm pumping water from an
abandoned well in the sahara – well, be
careful because if you land in the wrong
position, you can absolutely break his
joystick.

While there is no actual bone in
a joystick, there are two cylinders of
tissue that become rigid during an
Attention, and if you have sex too hard,
it can break with a cracking sound. Fun
fact: this is more likely to happen when
a man is cheating, according to the
University of Maryland Medical Center.
So that’s something to add to your list
of ‘safe sex’ practices – Not every time
ride joystick like dragon, sometimes
gentle humping.

this is outrightly an assertion of experience So this is what you do when you're not on Nairaland? You need Jesus, mohammed, buhari, jonathan, ojukwu, hell! You need rehabilitation! I am a good guy and I'll advice you above all to do something more productive with your life. You could learn a trade or something. SMH

Omotayor123:

obiorathesubtle:
this is outrightly an assertion of experience So this is what you do when you're not on Nairaland? You need Jesus, mohammed, buhari, jonathan, ojukwu, hell! You need rehabilitation! I am a good guy and I'll advice you above all to do something more productive with your life. You could learn a trade or something. SMH

like any1 give 2fu#ks abt ur fu#ckd opinion/advice. Be changing d original writeup 2fit ur own fu#kd opinion shogbo. Iranu

naughtynaughty:
like any1 give 2fu#ks abt ur fu#ckd opinion/advice. Be changing d original writeup 2fit ur own fu#kd opinion shogbo. Iranu

hmmm, characteristic reply of the deranged. I understand what you're going through really, it's never easy for a lady who has alzheimer's disease, I hope you're taking your medications?

obiorathesubtle:
hmmm, characteristic reply of the deranged. I understand what you're going through really, it's never easy for a lady who has alzheimer's disease, I hope you're taking your medications?

*farts on his face*

Can naughtynaughty call me for a ride?

Yass baby! Take it in slow n deep. #sensual feeling

naughtynaughty:
*farts on his face*

I'll advice you again ehn, too much bouncing on dick is bad, see how all the deposited sperm has reacted. Your fart is smelling rotten sperm rotten sperm!

obiorathesubtle:
I'll advice you again ehn, too much bouncing on dick is bad, see how all the deposited sperm has reacted. Your fart is smelling rotten sperm rotten sperm!

noted#

commitcrime:
Can naughtynaughty call me for a ride?

rider ni

naughtynaughty:
rider ni

I'm sorry

commitcrime:


I'm sorry

goan sin no more

naughtynaughty:
goan sin no more

*hugs*
Thanks
Nite

commitcrime:

*hugs* Thanks Nite

nite boo

Omotayor123:

so you ride d!cks

Ah don't know about others... but last I checked mine still has bones

Kjking:
Ah don't know about others... but last I checked mine still has bones

whr did u C bone?in ur middle man? U mean biscuit bone?

naughtynaughty:
whr did u C bone?in ur middle man? U mean biscuit bone?

no be only biscuit bone na sweet bone..... Ah mean real bone!!! strong one

Kjking:
no be only biscuit bone na sweet bone..... Ah mean real bone!!! strong one