Khd95:
i still havent decipher how they manage to get into my house..

You have doors and windows.

hotdi:


Maybe he never see bat b4 or

no mind am jare

zinachidi:
it did ooo broda

sad

Boyooosa:

U can only cancel the Words, u can never HIT the Sh*t

whatever

MissGdope:

And you're the daftest for wasting your time to comment on such a daft forum. The fact that you're still on naira land, reading and commenting on the so called daft posts makes you daft as well. I guess its true what they say...birds of a feather flock together

and u r a slowpoke for quoting me cos neither r u a mod or d owner of nairaland. Help dem to fight so u will b best nairalander of d year. If u quote me again den u r a useless good for nothing who is jobless and seeks attention on nairaland. Obokun! Omo ale jati jati olosho oshi.

justjify:

I don't know what the fvck these MODS are doing. What's the moral of this story now? What am I to learn here?

lol


That's part of the fun we are here to catch

Khd95:

eiiyaaah,i can feel ur pain

it hurts so bad I crieeed.

Khd95:

eiiyaaah,i can feel ur pain

it hurts so bad I crieeed.

Khd95:
fear not,iam just a bat slayer

your signature says otherwise... go meeting else na dragon u go see next

adellam16:
and u r a slowpoke for quoting me cos neither r u a mod or d owner of nairaland. Help dem to fight so u will b best nairalander of d year. If u quote me again den u r a useless good for nothing who is jobless and seeks attention on nairaland. Obokun! Omo ale jati jati olosho oshi.

Your fada!
Hahahahahahhahahahah you're dafter than I thought. Udiyi . Truth hurts don't it?
Nonsense

wisdomguy4u:


Why so pained?

Are you in anyway related to a bat?

dumb question bro

By the time you roast and Boil ebola for don murd

besides , if ebola wan catch am, as the bat land untop him head, he for don give am, so why not kukuma chop the thing

franciskaine:
is EBOLA non existent in your planet? Stew kò pepper soup ní!

Khd95:


the same fruit bat that's spreading ebola O:

i dont even want to no wat specie of bat it is,once i come across them i murder them

anyways thanks for d info,about my room,i will hold my peace

Extremely matured response!!!

activelyA:


Extremely matured response!!!

really?

edogho:


your signature says otherwise... go meeting else na dragon u go see next

then i will b a dragon slayer

agarawu23:
lol


That's part of the fun we are here to catch

I hia you. Continior

Khd95:
I was fully awake around 5:10AM when i noticed something flew over my head, scared and alerted i
jumped up, switched on the light nd wahla, it was this monster

i have heard stories of bat sucking people dry, but this failed, if that was its mission, as i traced it down to the kids's room, managed to chase it out to the sitting...i went for my broom stick, patiently waited for it to come over, the idiot was doing 360 degree over my head, i swooped at it severaly, but did get it.

This thing looks so large when flying, but when i finaly bring it down, it looked like a coin
This isn't the first time i will be killing bats in my house, but this one seems like a dragon to me

i still havent decipher how they manage to get into my house,but i never fail to slay them when ever they stray in

This is divine visitation from your village. Don't panic.

@OP, u sure say u no get winch?
may be na ur place meeting dey
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Nickymezor:
Hmmmmm... Seems u do eat it rite?

naaah.. Ebola is real bae.

Khd95:
I was fully awake around 5:10AM when i noticed something flew over my head, scared and alerted i
jumped up, switched on the light nd wahla, it was this monster

i have heard stories of bat sucking people dry, but this failed, if that was its mission, as i traced it down to the kids's room, managed to chase it out to the sitting...i went for my broom stick, patiently waited for it to come over, the idiot was doing 360 degree over my head, i swooped at it severaly, but did get it.

This thing looks so large when flying, but when i finaly bring it down, it looked like a coin
This isn't the first time i will be killing bats in my house, but this one seems like a dragon to me

i still havent decipher how they manage to get into my house,but i never fail to slay them when ever they stray in

Op your signature says you,re flying dutchman...and you come dey complain say u killed bath..plenty baths and flying objects may still visit you ooo u berra change ur signature to..Gods Son!

Khd95:
I was fully awake around 5:10AM when i noticed something flew over my head, scared and alerted i
jumped up, switched on the light nd wahla, it was this monster

i have heard stories of bat sucking people dry, but this failed, if that was its mission, as i traced it down to the kids's room, managed to chase it out to the sitting...i went for my broom stick, patiently waited for it to come over, the idiot was doing 360 degree over my head, i swooped at it severaly, but did get it.

This thing looks so large when flying, but when i finaly bring it down, it looked like a coin
This isn't the first time i will be killing bats in my house, but this one seems like a dragon to me

i still havent decipher how they manage to get into my house,but i never fail to slay them when ever they stray in

Maybe your house is located in the flight path of the bat's nesting and feeding places.
Birds do fly, in large numbers, over my home early in the morning and later in the evening.

Khd95:
I was fully awake around 5:10AM when i noticed something flew over my head, scared and alerted i
jumped up, switched on the light nd wahla, it was this monster

i have heard stories of bat sucking people dry, but this failed, if that was its mission, as i traced it down to the kids's room, managed to chase it out to the sitting...i went for my broom stick, patiently waited for it to come over, the idiot was doing 360 degree over my head, i swooped at it severaly, but did get it.

This thing looks so large when flying, but when i finaly bring it down, it looked like a coin
This isn't the first time i will be killing bats in my house, but this one seems like a dragon to me

i still havent decipher how they manage to get into my house,but i never fail to slay them when ever they stray in

Bros, you have been EBOLArized!!!

Na inside jungle you dey stay... Your village witch dey do overtime bros!!!!

Guy you need to be QUARANTINED!


You have just CONTRACTED EBOLA,


Can some body call 911/112 pls?

While I go online to make some cool

Dollars ok?


But wait a minute, how much have you made today? Hmmm! You see your life! Ok see my signature and stop begging.

Ok nice but are u also planning to cook soup with it?

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My brother I don't know what is fruit bat or whatsoever name they call it but a bat shldnt b flying inside your house .I experience same 3years ago around 12am in my very room .lights off and I was chatting with my fone wen I saw something flying around through the shadow on the wall .I put on the light to discover its a bat.I started screaming blood of Jesus then suddenly it went into my my bathroom .I locked the door and got a broom .Went into the bathroom and killed it .I was set to sleep and every where was already Locked so how did this black bat get into my very own bedroom .I was pregnant and due for delivery .I fell into Labour few hours later .I almost died during delivery but God saw me thru ,deliver my baby after 2days of Labour but he came out sick and was in coma for weeks but thank God today he is fine . That same day my hubby flew into the country .as if those witches knew my hubby was on his way to Nig and my baby too was on its way to planet earth .second pregnancy na snake I see for my very own kitchen oh .we stay in a very developed estate wit no bushes or even grass in the surrounding so how snake take settle for my own kitchen.this happened 2days after my hubby came into the country again and I was just 6months gone .I had 3months of constant midnight prayers with my pastor before delivery .I deliver more than that of a Hebrew woman sef. Till I was 10com dilated no pain .na me dey beg pain to come sef so that this docs and nurse 'll take me serious and check me sef. U see pls don't overlook what u saw oh .time to b careful and prayer cos we r living in a wicked world .needles to say we moved out from our apartment and I don waka comot from nig .I'm wit my husband now so we don't get to see nonsense again

chop am na

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Fry it with palm oil,onions and maggi nahhhh

na witch o

agarawu23:
see this man sha

U misyarn o!

kossyablaze:
U misyarn o!

hmmmmm