My brothers and sisters there is this girl that has been eye(ing) me for a long time now any time i come to their office she always smile at me, but i don't smile back at her. But most of the time i visit them and am abt to exit i walk up to all of them at their desk to dash them some cash. But this particular babe among them just too dey feel me. But, to my surprise. I went to their office yesterday to close some business. Na so she get liver walk up to me and tell me say "u don't even care at all. Anyways i just said i should let u know i have a boyfriend now". Na so i just comot 13 of one thousand naira note wey dey my hand that time, and i told her best of luck. But, to my gurd damn! Surprise, this girl don dey call me i no pick she don use text kill my ba2 sef. Just to thank me and ask for a second chance.

Marriage control!

I think you need a beer parlour friend, look for the section on NL

op explain better, not sure what you're saying.

So you also gave her your number or was it written at the back of the naira notes?

Precel1:
So you also gave her your number or was it written at the back of the naira notes?

D guy can lie ehn

jmaxjohn:
D guy can lie ehn

better white lie

this lie get better k-leg

Na dis type of english wey u write here u take close business deal?

I wonder what kind of business is dat

jmaxjohn:

D guy can lie ehn

He really needs to learn how to lie

The mods should move this to Joke section

d story get as in b