1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel".

2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agreed..."
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3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."
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4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife...surely.

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Quotes are as dry as yur boxers

ok

A wife that says she wants to eat ice cream
at 12 mid night, should be ready to eat
frozen melon soup!!!!!

CUMPOLICE01:
Quotes are as dry as yur boxers

u welcome dude

deadZONE:
A wife that says she wants to eat ice cream
at 12 mid night, should be ready to eat
frozen melon soup!!!!!

lol

The reason some men beat their wives is because they do not join them in the kitchen.

I was with my wife once in the kitchen and I noticed from the way she cut onions that she is very good at stabbing things.

I have been nice to her since then.

The only institution you graduate into and then start learning without possibility of a end to the learning process

true

BIDEEN:
The only institution you graduate into and then start learning without possibility of a end to the learning process

nice one