1) "Being single is not a problem...the problem starts when you get Hot" - Robert Mugabe

2) "Only a black woman will have a dream that her man is cheating then wake up and be mad at him for real."
Robert Mugabe

3) "It Doesn't Matter If You're Prettier Than His Current Girl

Fact Is That The Guy Is No longer Yours"
Robert Mugabe

4) " A woman can have 10 men chasing her and still want the man who doesn't want her"
Robert Mugabe

5) "Your Boyfriend is always beating you up and you say "Its Gangster Love"
No my dear Its WWE SMACKDOWN You're Dating John Cena"
Robert Mugabe

6) " My sister your boyfriend is broke and unemployed and u've never demanded him to look for a job or to grow some vegetables to sell and raise lobola money But you demand him to grow some beard .Whats your plan my sister tell me?"
Robert Mugabe

7) "Your pastor slept with you in January and promised you he would get you a fine guy to marry you this year. Please remind him that there are only 11 Saturdays left in 2016. You are now racing against time.."
Robert Mugabe

"Only a black girlfriend will complain like this when you suddenly cancel your plans to be with her. ..

"So, I bathed for nothing. ..?"
Robert Mugabe

9) "You update your Whatsapp status with: "I love ONLY you boo" and 45 boys reply privately with "thanks love "

God is watching You"
Robert Mugabe

10) "When its raining raining and raining,white people think of farming..

Black people think of sex.."
Robert Mugabe

11) Engagement is when a man proposes to marry a woman in a few months, Not when he puts a ring on her finger and scares other men away for the next 5 years....That is witchcraft!!

12) Witchcraft Is When You Always Put Her On Your WhatsApp Profile Pic...While Other Boys Are Putting Her On Their Beds

13) Before you give up in life just take a look at the hair around your anus, despite their environment they still grow.

14) If Mandela could forgive white people for locking him up for 27 years why cant you forgive a man for cheating twice? Stop being childish

15) This #WCW thing should stop , there should be #WWW - Woman Working Wednesday . Our society should start acknowledging the women who bring more to the table than just a pretty face full of make-up.

16) Its a man's responsibility to feed the wife coz the last tym a woman fed the man we all got chased out of the garden of Eden

16) Many of you blame me for ruling for over 36 Years ... but do I Vote for Myself?

17) Nomatter how sweet or enjoyable sex is,you can never ejaculate whilst smiling!!!

18) Don't be discouraged when the ladies tell you they are taken,Most of them are taken for granted!!!!!

19) .When a lady is not into you, she will do anything possible just to end your call
She will go like "let me close the fridge and call you back"

20) I miss the females that used to cry after breakup.The current ones they just move on like the boyfriend never existed

cc Lalasticlala Seun mynd44

lolss...very funny...

number 8....ROTFLMAO

wisdom!

Mugabe na sharp guy e dey go 4 round nonstop

The best time to make the strongest man sign his death warrant is 3 seconds to eruption, that's his weakest moment. ROBERT MUGABE.

No matter how big a woman's bosom is, it cannot service itself --- Robert Mugabe.

Mugabe my man ..u just have to love him

Lol

All correct.

this is hilarious

Diz gat me Rotf