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How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 12:00pm On Nov 24, 2015
Hello!
Welcome in guys.
No long talk.

I don't know how to sleep with my head on a pillow. How do I learn to use one cos I want to feel the said comfort that comes with it.

Bashing is allowed... To a degree wink
Re: How To Use Pillow... by chocolateme(f): 12:02pm On Nov 24, 2015
Nice one, though somehow it sounds funny especially at the " the said comfort that comes with it"
Anyway, get a rope (that type used for cows) use it to tie your head together with the pillow at night during bed time. I bet you, not only will you sleep comfortably that night but the pillow will never leave your head neither will your head leave the pillow.
Thank me later.

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Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 12:06pm On Nov 24, 2015
chocolateme:
Nice one, though somehow it sounds funny especially at the " the said comfort that comes with it"

smiley
Are you into pillows? wink
Re: How To Use Pillow... by Nobody: 12:12pm On Nov 24, 2015
angryugatto........ First find INNER PEACEgrin
Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 12:15pm On Nov 24, 2015
phellamon:
angryugatto........
First find INNER PEACEgrin
Emm... Thank you, Buddah


Bia, chocolateme: is it because I like you cry
Re: How To Use Pillow... by chocolateme(f): 12:16pm On Nov 24, 2015
DikSin:

Emm... Thank you, Buddah


Bia, chocolateme: is it because I like you cry
please forgive me oooo
Re: How To Use Pillow... by Nobody: 12:19pm On Nov 24, 2015
angryOdeh! Next time u say shifo
Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 12:21pm On Nov 24, 2015
chocolateme:
please forgive me oooo


Alright...
I know I'm a poor bad guy, will you teach me, in a better proper way?
Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 12:22pm On Nov 24, 2015
phellamon:
angryOdeh!
Next time u say shifo

Yes, shi-foe grin
Re: How To Use Pillow... by chocolateme(f): 12:23pm On Nov 24, 2015
DikSin:



Alright...
I know I'm a poor bad guy, will you teach me, in a better proper way?
i don't use pillow too
Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 12:27pm On Nov 24, 2015
chocolateme:
i don't use pillow too

Damn it! I shoulda believed Micheal when he sang: "You are not alone..."

Anyways, enjoy the time of your life embarassed
Re: How To Use Pillow... by Nobody: 12:31pm On Nov 24, 2015
DikSin:
Yes, shi-foe grin
undecided By d way do u even av a mattress?
Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 12:52pm On Nov 24, 2015
phellamon:

undecided By d way do u even av a mattress?

No sir, sorry shi-foe embarassed
Re: How To Use Pillow... by utenwuson: 12:55pm On Nov 24, 2015
very simple na!
open d pillow case n put ur head inside d case, force it in, u myt b loosing ur breath but don worry u ll jst be fine, dt is if u wake again though
Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 1:24pm On Nov 24, 2015
utenwuson:
very simple na!
open d pillow case n put ur head inside d case, force it in, u myt b loosing ur breath but don worry u ll jst be fine, dt is if u wake again though

grin grin grin


Kids, pleeease Do Not Try This At Home!
The folk above me is crazy cheesy
Re: How To Use Pillow... by thewetknife: 1:33pm On Nov 24, 2015
Put it between your legs bruh
The feeling is sweet sha
Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 2:02pm On Nov 24, 2015
thewetknife:
Put it between your legs bruh

The feeling is sweet sha

I ask for how to sleep with my head on a pillow. Not how to fuck_ a pillow, bruh undecided
Re: How To Use Pillow... by thewetknife: 3:11pm On Nov 24, 2015
DikSin:


I ask for how to sleep with my head on a pillow. Not how to fuck_ a pillow, bruh undecided
did I say the pillow moaned or something?

Its more comfortable between the legs than the head bruh
Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 6:59pm On Nov 24, 2015
thewetknife:
did I say the pillow moaned or something?

Its more comfortable between the legs than the head bruh



Just to be sure I aint talking a robot, pls answer this: 4Q + 0 = ?
Re: How To Use Pillow... by MrCork: 7:01pm On Nov 24, 2015
DikSin:
Hello!
Welcome in guys.
No long talk.

I don't know how to sleep with my head on a pillow. How do I learn to use one cos I want to feel the said comfort that comes with it.

Bashing is allowed... To a degree wink


.....bro..the great ting sbout u is thay u all wsys sound like the assss of a hole!! undecided
Re: How To Use Pillow... by MrCork: 7:03pm On Nov 24, 2015
DikSin:
Hello!
Welcome in guys.
No long talk.

I don't know how to sleep with my head on a pillow. How do I learn to use one cos I want to feel the said comfort that comes with it.

Bashing is allowed... To a degree wink


....how many more dump thread shud we expet by Friday? smiley
Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 7:09pm On Nov 24, 2015
MrCork:



....how many more dump thread shud we expet by Friday? smiley

Hey! Look "what" we have here cheesy
It's the maggi star Cork cheesy cheesy

And how many more dump comments should we expect by Friday? undecided
Re: How To Use Pillow... by MrCork: 7:11pm On Nov 24, 2015
DikSin:


Hey! Look "what" we have here cheesy
It's the maggi star Cork cheesy cheesy

And how many more dump comments should we expect by Friday? undecided

...ATTENTION SEEKIN DUMB THREAD DERAILED!!!
Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 7:13pm On Nov 24, 2015
MrCork:



.....bro..the great ting sbout u is thay u all wsys sound like the assss of a hole!! undecided

And you left your decorated post on the Maggi Star to come sniff some "assss of a hole".. Smh

Are you a vulture undecided
Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 7:16pm On Nov 24, 2015
MrCork:


...ATTENTION SEEKIN DUMB THREAD DERAILED!!!

Filthy fowl cheesy
That's what you are cheesy
Re: How To Use Pillow... by thewetknife: 9:22pm On Nov 24, 2015
DikSin:



Just to be sure I aint talking a robot, pls answer this: 4Q + 0 = ?
4Q + 0? That's quite hard...
4Q + 0 = Fukk you bruh
But I'll take that back, the only fukks you're going to get Is from that pillow o'yours
Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 9:28pm On Nov 24, 2015
thewetknife:


4Q + 0?
That's quite hard...

4Q + 0 = Fukk you bruh

But I'll take that back, the only fukks you're going to get
Is from that pillow o'yours

Damn.. I declare you void. 4Q bruh
Re: How To Use Pillow... by Nobody: 9:35pm On Nov 24, 2015
Must you use pillow?
Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 9:40pm On Nov 24, 2015
Eve0000:
Must you use pillow?

Not really, son of eve undecided
Re: How To Use Pillow... by Nobody: 9:46pm On Nov 24, 2015
DikSin:


Not really, son of eve undecided
son undecided
Re: How To Use Pillow... by DikSin(m): 9:56pm On Nov 24, 2015
Eve0000:
son undecided
Sorry, daughter
Re: How To Use Pillow... by thewetknife: 8:43pm On Nov 25, 2015
DikSin:

Damn.. I declare you void. 4Q bruh
I declare you 4Qd up bruh

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