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Beware Of Short Girls!!! by Emyandrea(m): 1:48pm On Nov 24, 2015
A friend once warned me of short ladies bt I didn't listen and 2day I hav myself 2 blame. I will not giv my story bt here are few tins I observed abt dem:
#They are deceptive: most short ladies hv a Yung baby face n look. Hence we let our guard down n assume dey cnt hurt a fly, jst wait till dey plan u, b4 u say Jack u'l find ursef @ d floor n u won't see it cumin

#Spiritual Liars: we all knw nobody cn catch a spirit or even see 1 and so is dere lies. Dey cn lie 4 Africa n d painful part is u'l easily beliv dem

#Creative Bedders grin cool tongue lipsrsealed: the only creative tin dey epitomize is on d bed. They r so flexible, dt u cn position dem d way u wnt. Anyways ds is d fun part of dem.

#Notice me Attitude: short gurls suffer 4rm low self-esteem, becoz f dere height n hence r vry gud wt notice me attitude.

#Promiscuous lipsrsealed embarassed -. This is also as a result of low self-esteem. Most sharp guys knw ds, is easier 2 gt dem

Am nt sayin all short gurls r bad, dey even hv dere gud side bt dey cn b so evil attimes n u won't see it cumin till dey hit u hard n ur on d floor. Feel free 2 add ur observatns wt petite chicks
Cc: lalasticlala

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Re: Beware Of Short Girls!!! by Nobody: 1:49pm On Nov 24, 2015
cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Beware Of Short Girls!!! by ice25(f): 1:51pm On Nov 24, 2015
Omg this girl didn't just break ur heart, she broke ur brain too.


Take heart

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Re: Beware Of Short Girls!!! by ticking: 1:55pm On Nov 24, 2015
No be lie OP.
Re: Beware Of Short Girls!!! by tripplephi: 1:58pm On Nov 24, 2015
ice25:
Omg this girl didn't just break ur heart, she broke ur brain too.



Take heart

If his brain was broken, aint it proper to say TAKE BRAIN..... or RECEIVE SENSE?
Re: Beware Of Short Girls!!! by Emyandrea(m): 2:01pm On Nov 24, 2015
9ce Comment. She didn't break my heart trust me, she only dealt wt me. Hope ur nt short, anyways I knw ur a petite gal wt a difference
Re: Beware Of Short Girls!!! by Nobody: 2:09pm On Nov 24, 2015
Hahah. TOSH.
Re: Beware Of Short Girls!!! by Nobody: 2:14pm On Nov 24, 2015
If she break your heart,you for no exist again na.
Re: Beware Of Short Girls!!! by obiorathesubtle: 2:15pm On Nov 24, 2015
Lwkmd. Touche
Waiting for the short girls to come and eat you up like a watermelon!grin


Space booked!

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Re: Beware Of Short Girls!!! by SkinnyDude(m): 12:25am On Nov 25, 2015
i just know they are deceptive.. they got crooked mind too..
Re: Beware Of Short Girls!!! by Fireson: 1:17am On Nov 25, 2015
True...... grin

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