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Funny Things Women Say to Men by BrianRoss: 6:35am On Dec 02, 2015
Time
In relationships What a woman
says and what a man hears are not always
in tune with each other. Conversely, what a
woman says and what she means may also
be at odds. For example:

Five minutes
When a woman says five minutes, time is
relative. The man who is waiting may
experience five minutes as twenty minutes
and adjust his expectations accordingly.
Five minutes is not elastic when she is the
one waiting.

In a little while
This is a vague measurement of time and a
woman typically means that a "little while"
equals to an undetermined time frame less
than 59 minutes.

Soon
Most women use 'soon' loosely in terms of
when dinner will be ready, when they will
be home or when they will be done
shopping - expect a window of one to
three hours.

Today
If she is referring to herself, it means she
has until tomorrow. If she is talking about
you, she means right now.

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Re: Funny Things Women Say to Men by BrianRoss: 9:56am On Dec 05, 2015
Relationship

Some word choices are
warning signs and others include unsaid
phrases that hang out unspoken between a
couple, so men should pay particular
attention to:


It doesn't feel like we talk anymore
This translates to, "I am feeling neglected
and I would like you to remind me of how
important I am to you."


why don't we cuddle anymore
In other words, "Can we cuddle now? I
want to feel safe and secure with you."


why can't we ever go out just the two of us
She really means, "I don't want to go with
your friends/family/co-workers. I just want
it to be you and I."


whatever you want to do honey
She's really thinking, "But choose my
suggestions please, so that I can enjoy
myself too."

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Re: Funny Things Women Say to Men by BrianRoss: 10:07am On Dec 05, 2015
Argumentative Words.


Among the funny things women say to men
are words of war that wave a red flag at
the bull in the relationship. These words are
often spit out in the heat of anger or
exhaled in a long sigh of frustration. The
hardest part about these words is that they
can annoy a man before he has a chance to
really dissect their meanings.


Never mind
Whenever that word is used in a discussion
about relationships, it indicates frustration.
She doesn't want you to nevermind. In fact,
she wants you to do the exact opposite, but
she feels you are not seeing her viewpoint.


that's okey
This is usually said in response to an
apology you are making to a woman.
She doesn't really mean it is okay. She just
means she doesn't want to talk about it
right now or she feels petty because she's
still angry about it no matter how sincere
you sound.


whatever
Dangerous word that is as dismissive as it
is combative. Women use this when they
want your argument to go away.


don't worry, i got it
This is another warning phrase and
depending on her tone may mean you need
to bring flowers and apology because you
probably forgot something.


nothing
Remember gentlemen, nothing usually
means she does not want to discuss it right
now or she really wants you to figure it out
on your own.

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Re: Funny Things Women Say to Men by viper07: 12:20pm On Dec 05, 2015
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