MummyJJ:
Lol giddyperson why calleth thou Ahnie. Aproko fifle

No o I'm just calling her cuz her last seen has been long

zaynie:




Meanwhile someone shuu nor make mistake of calling you when police arrest persin, Na 5 days persin go spend in jail before you read the message

lol what are you talking about biko. Is it on whatsapp I no longer have whatsapp.

Giddyperson:
lol what are you talking about biko. Is it on whatsapp I no longer have whatsapp.

Is true sef....
I was banned and I wanted you to use your long leg to unban me.
I had to wait one hour sha to mail the mod

Coldfeet, it's okay.
Abeg, e don do.
At least consider your condition na....
It's okay, just let it go.
Ma binu

zaynie:



Is true sef....
I was banned and I wanted you to use your long leg to unban me.
I had to wait one hour sha to mail the mod

lmao pele. Sometimes the mods go on hiatus

Oni Zino, ęvę? O kri no. Ke mo, gb' ozara?

Hope you are fine.?

rezzy:
Oni Zino, ęvę? O kri no. Ke mo, gb' ozara?

Hope you are fine.?

I'm fine...my phone got spoilt.

zaynie:
Coldfeet, it's okay.
Abeg, e don do.
At least consider your condition na....
It's okay, just let it go.
Ma binu

What z goyin on here iya moyo?Am I missing anything?

Dear diary...mama zino yaff come again.

So I decided to give my real natural life to Christ...yes to bee born again cus I was scared of rapture.

I hate to miss heaven.i detached myself from the materialism of this world.

I summoned courage and went to our deeperlife one week program..i only attended two days outta the seven days program.

To bee really sure...i went to plait rubberthread hairstyle.650 naira did it for me includin buying of five thread.

Jesus z lord....winks.
So with my simbi z a girl rubber thread hairstyle(traditional braids)I stormed the church.

My church members were happy to see me after a very long time of absence due to my wrapper falling from my waist.

So the daughter of David was welcomed meanwhile I left zino with mr ahlez at home.Talking of mr ahlez that Boy z becoming annoying these days I go treat him matter later.

So whilst sitted in the congregation anointing decided to carry me and my traditional braiding away.

We fell on the floor and my isoko demon paved way and we finally gave our lives to Christ.

But people of the world wee not allow mama zino to enjoy her new found Christlike status.barely 24-hours my faith was shaken.

It started with my lovely nwoke isi nkwocha onye ukwuani(lovely baldheaded husband)The way my husband nags these days eeh...i am beginning to think that nagging gives him a very hard Erec.tion) .

It started with...Bia my dear...why do you always put cartoons for zino to watch to the extent of her forgetting to eat food.zino eats cartoons,drinks cartoon and dream cartoons.

I answered him thus:what should I put for her to watch apart from cartoon?okay maybe I should start puttin bluefilms(porn)for her to watch abi.my lovely baldheaded husband shreked away.

Then another temptation came in a kekely form.The keke driver just wont stop harassing his passengers.I was the last to alight from the keke I paid the man 200 naira and was expecting my change of #150.so I sat inside the keke waiting for my change when the keke driver then shouted at me to come down upon say he never give me my change.comma see me almst chooking the Yan.sh of my umbrella into his eyes.God saved him and the fox sped off.

To be born again z hard I tell you...jesus really tried.God please help me to be a fulltime bornagain not a part time born away.
Shalom.

I want to give a very honourary shout out to the thief that stole my sumor for the second time.

Bros I hail...twale for you...infact...owo mi lo ke.E bee like say you like how I yaff bn going to people's compound to fetch water abi?

E also bee like say you never notice as my neck don dey short and my height decreasing from too much carrying of gallons while fetching water from peoples compound.

Very soon they wee use tyres as pendant on your neck and fuel as perfume on your body.

Shalom!

ahnie:
I want to give a very honourary shout out to the thief that stole my sumor for the second time.

Bros I hail...twale for you...infact...owo mi lo ke.E bee like say you like how I yaff bn going to people's compound to fetch water abi?

E also bee like say you never notice as my neck don dey short and my height decreasing from too much carrying of gallons while fetching water from peoples compound.

Very soon they wee use tyres as pendant on your neck and fuel as perfume on your body.

Shalom!

What's dat?

@rezzy submersible pump used for pumping water...hope I got the spellings right.

ahnie:
@rezzy submersible pump used for pumping water...hope I got the spellings right.

Dont they bury it deep in the ground

Giddyperson:
Dont they bury it deep in the ground

The bucket with rope attached

zaynie:



The bucket with rope attached

Lmao. Here I was imagining that someone spent a night digging

Giddyperson:
Dont they bury it deep in the ground

You never see correct thief....

Have you guys seen the pics.

Cc Zaynie
Giddyperson
rezzy

ahnie:
Have you guys seen the pics.

Cc Zaynie
Giddyperson
rezzy

No

Hello diary....
chibobo z gradually changing to cry cry baby.He kept me on my toes last nyt.

my chibobo,z the sleeping anointed type.
This morning he was just crying,anyhow.
But he z fyn now.

Bobo too calm,likes screaming while playing.He can eat for the whole world.

My lovely baldheaded husband z yet to come back from work...doe he just called to inform me that he z gonna bee coming late.
Journey mercy pls fall on him.

Hello,diary.....
Talking of papa,zino....that Boy can sometimes bee slowly annoyingly annoying.

He provoked me few days aback and we gave it to ourselves(verbally)

We usually take turns to put zino to her potty to urinate,its not an assigned task.

Anybody can do it....some times lil zino pee on herself while,sleeping,so we came up with taking her to the loo to wee every two hours.

Zino decided to decor the beddings with her urine after taking her to wee after morning prayers.

Coman see my sexy baldheaded husband speaking English and throwing tantrums about if he no carry zino go wee,I nor dey bother to carry her to the loo.

God...i just weak,I looked at my baldedheaded husband with bad eyes and told him he condemns too much.

I outrightly called him J-J(judge n jury)that name can pain am eeh.

He called me a witch ...i was just laughing...atleast am a good witch nah.

We carried face till day break.because I quickly tucked chibobo inside his cot and relocated to the sitting room to sleep.

ahnie:
Coman see my sexy baldheaded husband speaking English and throwing tantrums about if he no carry zino go wee,I nor dey bother to carry her to the loo.

God...i just weak,I looked at my baldedheaded husband with bad eyes and told him he condemns too much.

I outrightly called him J-J(judge n jury)that name can pain am eeh.

He called me a witch ...i was just laughing...atleast am a good witch nah.

We carried face till day break.because I quickly tucked chibobo inside his cot and relocated to the sitting room to sleep.

Una dey try. Na diaper I dey wear Kaka for night, I can't wake to give pap and wake again and take Kaka to wee.

Pics has refused to load. Network is terrible

Day break...sexy started monologues in his ukwuani linqua.

My sexy sweet baldheaded husband that has never spoken his dialect to zino started rapping his dialect to zino.

Lil zino was just looking strangely at daddy.
My leftover stew that I planned to buy slice loaves to devour that morning before soup.

My sexy just voom went to the cupboard and measured rice and viam....he started cooking his Benue type of jellof rice with my stew.

I sitdon gidigba for parlour dey laff.one thing I notice abt my husband z...whenever I keep him quiet he easily gets frustrated and hardly organized.

Zino stuck with her dad,while i had chibobo.i quietly wore my skirt and passed daddy n daughter insid the kitchen and came outside.

zino wanted to follow me...cus that child z hyper sensitive.she knew i was not happy.

I left them in the house and took a very long walk to a sub river close to my home.i was just starring at the tides n waves of the river.

I came back to meet superman still cooking his renowned benue rice.

He carried chibobo on his shoulders whilst stirring his B-Rice.

I saw the relieved looks in his eyes when he saw me.

This z a man that had bn making mouth not quite long.

He hurriedly brought my lil prof Emeritus to me to breast feed him.

Oga hurriedly ate his benue rice,kissed his kids and was about going out,he peeped and started his talk talk.

I shouted at him to NAG out...that he z always welcome to Nag in the evening time.

I pity the dude doe...he z going,tru a critical process,so I felt all he needed that point was respect.because had it bn my isoko demon got a better part of me and I uttered one wrong word.....he for just dey cry and I wudnt want that.He z a nyc man but he dey fuckup sometimes.

Dude later nag in after work...ate played with kids and slept off.i also noticed that he has cut his hair.

I waited for day to break...i assembled his kids and started my mumuness.

Kai this man Fyn this morning rubs chrisom 's baby oil in my palms and smack his baldhesd...oga no answer me.
Zino copied me and did same thing.
Me...kai that this type of haircut them take fight third world war.
Still sexy didn't answer me...zino was making a futile attempt to mimic me.

Oga didn't answer me o.....he was quite.he bathed and kissed his kids and zoomed to work.he came back brought out monies and gave to me.

He has this funny habits of bringing out all his saved monies in the house to me.

Omo I collect as usual...dude went to work n came back a happy man.i don't,blame Adam for being a weakling to Eve.

I gave my sexy pap to drink and after he has finished sippin the pap I jokingly said....See you in coven.

Shalom!

rezzy:


Una dey try. Na diaper I dey wear Kaka for night, I can't wake to give pap and wake again and take Kaka to wee.

Pics has refused to load. Network is terrible

Zino sleeps witout diapers...mosttimes she wakes up herself to wee.but we decided do it for her inbetween sleeps.
Team 89% nappies.

I got divorced from work work yesterday.my Boy decided to take of the kitchen yesterday





















Feels good!

If only it happens that fast

Yeah feels good to be divorced yesterday from all activities.

I didn't go to church,prep zino on time and sexy took her to church.

Chisom kept me company....thank God all the plans of the enemies didn't pull tru.

Imagine chisom using wrapper to cover his face and was struggling to breath.And I was outside.
Mehn it was horrible....thank God I came into the bedroom on time.

That pikin eeh....his acrobatics these days z outta this world.

After oga came back from church..He practically took over the chores.so I was relieved/divorced yesterday from work.

He prepared bean/rip plantain recipe.it was very sweet.He also helped caring for iye two kids,we watched cartoon together.

Shalom!