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X-mass Excuse To Breakup With Your Girl. . by romelady(f): 3:40pm On Dec 10, 2015
X-MASS EXCUSE TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR
GIRL. .

1. You called me 22 missed cals and
killed my
battery, if you can kill my battery then
you are capable of killing me, its over.

2. So you are drinking coke that has
another
guy's name on it, better go and look
for that
guy coz its over between us.

3. I called you
and you picked up
immediately,
you lack patience. its over.

4. You are wearing Arsenal jersey
when you
know i support Chelsea, am done with you.

5. Why are you using broom to sweep
my
room when you know i support PDP,
you are
very wicked. Its over

6. So beyonce's "drunk in
love" is ur
caller
tune, i cant date a drunk. its over.

7. You dont pay tithe in church, if you
can
cheat God you can cheat me, its over

. 8. I
asked you to have sex with me
and you
agreed so easily, you ddnt play hard
or say no
that means you will do it with
everyone who asks you for it. Sorry i cant be
with
someone
who says yes to everything so it's over
between us. Leave my house. . .
.
What excuse do u have? lets keep it going

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Re: X-mass Excuse To Breakup With Your Girl. . by Nobody: 9:18pm On Oct 15, 2017
romelady:
X-MASS EXCUSE TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR
GIRL. .

1. You called me 22 missed cals and
killed my
battery, if you can kill my battery then
you are capable of killing me, its over.

2. So you are drinking coke that has
another
guy's name on it, better go and look
for that
guy coz its over between us.

3. I called you
and you picked up
immediately,
you lack patience. its over.

4. You are wearing Arsenal jersey
when you
know i support Chelsea, am done with you.

5. Why are you using broom to sweep
my
room when you know i support PDP,
you are
very wicked. Its over

6. So beyonce's "drunk in
love" is ur
caller
tune, i cant date a drunk. its over.

7. You dont pay tithe in church, if you
can
cheat God you can cheat me, its over

. 8. I
asked you to have sex with me
and you
agreed so easily, you ddnt play hard
or say no
that means you will do it with
everyone who asks you for it. Sorry i cant be
with
someone
who says yes to everything so it's over
between us. Leave my house. . .
.
What excuse do u have? lets keep it going
9. I followed you on nairaland but you didn't follow back yet you are following others. Go and date those you are following, it's over between us.
10. You said that guy had wanted to sleep with you but you still smile back at him each time he smiles at you. You two must've been doing it in secret, it's over between us.

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