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Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by profinmasscom(m): 9:24pm On Dec 10, 2015
If your room has a 2-way switch, that will be a better advantage. Once he switched off the light through the wall switch, then pretend as if you really like the idea, but immediately he climbs on and insert his joystick into your P***sy, Just switch ON the light through the other switch on your bed.
But if your room does not have a 2-way switch, then buy a big rechargeable touchlight with a wide screen, keep it very close to you, immediately Oga jumps to and insert the stuff, when he is entering into the climax,use your right hand or left hand depending on where he positioned his cloths, drop all the cloths under the bed or gently throw it away, then use the other hand, pick up the big touchlight and flash it immediately. Immediately he gets up, join him and get up because he may snatch the touchlight away from you.
Be very smart when you are applying these tricks, be rest assured it will work out.
Let me know if this tricks works out for you.

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Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by astute07(f): 9:24pm On Dec 10, 2015
petkruz:
I don't think he has a small pipi, he's just shy. It's very possible he has severe burns or a big scar,u don't need to be scared. Whenever he's bathing,sneak into the bathroom and cuddle him up,he would forget being shy and reveal what u seek.

She shpuld try pretend ahe carea nevetheless;,so as to make hubby relaxrd then spy thru the key hole when his bathing or have An extra key to unlock d bathroom when He hit d showers.
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by MrMash(m): 9:25pm On Dec 10, 2015
Solidkay:
My dear u r a gonner,u supposed hubby is hiding a very biiig secret frm u which m pretty sure if u find out u will use d exit door,
Reminds me of a brother in Deeper Life in Benin,his wife has been tying her turban since their courtship days till they married,yet she wont put it off even when they make luv,mnths into d marriage d husband was forced to remove it,that was wen he found out that his wife has a small horn in d middle of her head.


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin choi! Please tell me you were kidding...... mad man on the looose
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by Richy4(m): 9:25pm On Dec 10, 2015
But this is a small matter.

A lot of women do have their ways through tears.....

Why not decide on one Saturday morning as early as 6am and start crying. weep profusely as if someone died....

With concern, he will come to you and ask what the matter was. then with tears you will say you were not sure if he was a ghost or human being. that for 8 months of marriage, you have not seen his unclothedness. that you are sure your days are numbered in that house. cry more as you are talking because you have dedicated that day to accomplish your mission..... cheesy

Then he will show it to you as a prove that you are in safe hands....... what is the big deal seeing him anyways as long as he perform his matrimonial duties.....

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Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by justicejay(m): 9:25pm On Dec 10, 2015
Solidkay:
wife has a small horn in d middle of her head.
shocked you mean it?
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by cupidhero(m): 9:27pm On Dec 10, 2015
Solidkay:
My dear u r a gonner,u supposed hubby is hiding a very biiig secret frm u which m pretty sure if u find out u will use d exit door,
Reminds me of a brother in Deeper Life in Benin,his wife has been tying her turban since their courtship days till they married,yet she wont put it off even when they make luv,mnths into d marriage d husband was forced to remove it,that was wen he found out that his wife has a small horn in d middle of her head.
Lol. Her wife na anti-Christ? shocked
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by onyeokeze1: 9:27pm On Dec 10, 2015
Illuminati marks all over
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by Johnsown1(m): 9:27pm On Dec 10, 2015
It is either he has a big ins under his leg or he has an infection i some part of his body or he dose nt want u to see him(shy)
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by Nobody: 9:27pm On Dec 10, 2015
Oliviaarims:

Lol.. U kidding me now? Why do u have a pic 4 everything, really? How do u do it?

Google images lol

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Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by dapsonlou(m): 9:27pm On Dec 10, 2015
It's perfectly normal, Some people are shy about their body naturally from Insecurities. Don't force it Just give him compliments about his body, Little by little unconsciously he will start to feel comfortable.
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by jenavism44: 9:28pm On Dec 10, 2015
The man's problem is over-sense of decency and sheepishness,the man have wrong mindset toward marital sex,pls dont blame the man,virgin men or women are prone to have same challenges especially the godly virgins,i pray God should help me with the right mindset when i get married,expose your body to a partner after securing your body for a long time is not easy,even to kiss each other is a war,not to talk of putting the bolt into the nut,Putting off the light can help to enervate nervousness and any form of sheepishness,as far he is fertile and satisfying the woman strong desire,the woman has no problem
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by xest(m): 9:28pm On Dec 10, 2015
Solidkay:
My dear u r a gonner,u supposed hubby is hiding a very biiig secret frm u which m pretty sure if u find out u will use d exit door,
Reminds me of a brother in Deeper Life in Benin,his wife has been tying her turban since their courtship days till they married,yet she wont put it off even when they make luv,mnths into d marriage d husband was forced to remove it,that was wen he found out that his wife has a small horn in d middle of her head.
hahahahhahahahahaha guy u don kill mi with laff. Horn on d forehead? Nawa o
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by Nobody: 9:31pm On Dec 10, 2015
schumastic:




punkyveer, misspicy, estherfabian, kashy and the rest you.
come and see reasons why you should test your product before you purchase them, to know if it's fake or original grin grin grin
gringrinLoL!grin
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by Nobody: 9:33pm On Dec 10, 2015
Estharfabian:
grinLoL!

during Courtship Y'all Never got involved?lipsrsealed Weird!

Uh...It's pretty easy...When y'all are Up digging eachother..Surreptitiously switch the lights on! Easy pizzy!!undecided


Besides, if he really Has a small Winnie...U should be careful girl, I read a thread where the husby kept using sèx töys rather than His "Winnie" Whilst sleeping with his wife...undecided this shii happened for over 5years..lipsrsealed

You gotta Test Your merchandise... these Guys ain't loyal!wink

Some stories are ridiculously funny, no handling, no pre-intimacy? How does the toys ejaculate?
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by Nobody: 9:33pm On Dec 10, 2015
Khez:
What is intimacy gadgets nwa?
Where do they sell it?
I go like see with My eyes cheesy
LoLgrin sèx töys jhoor!tongue
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by dapsonlou(m): 9:34pm On Dec 10, 2015
schumastic:



you just gave one mean while i blip s far more than the small pipi down there...mayb his hiding something cus if its small she would have mentioned it lipsrsealed

Some Men with small wee wee knows how to put in Work, they will have you Climbing wall, if a Woman is not loose a pinky finger can give her orgasm. She doesn't know because he satisfies her sexual. Even doh he's satisfying her, he might be Embarrass about his size
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by mytime24(f): 9:36pm On Dec 10, 2015
Ur poo is uncircumcised grin

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Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by amiskurie(m): 9:37pm On Dec 10, 2015
Solidkay:
My dear u r a gonner,u supposed hubby is hiding a very biiig secret frm u which m pretty sure if u find out u will use d exit door,
Reminds me of a brother in Deeper Life in Benin,his wife has been tying her turban since their courtship days till they married,yet she wont put it off even when they make luv,mnths into d marriage d husband was forced to remove it,that was wen he found out that his wife has a small horn in d middle of her head.
Tell me It's a lie.


Pls create a thread for this.


Seun. Lalasticlala. Mynd44. Obinoscopy.
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by Nobody: 9:38pm On Dec 10, 2015
engrkenny:


Some stories are ridiculously funny, no handling, no pre-intimacy? How does the toys ejaculate?
Uh...Let's say...The Room is dark and all...and he probably has A Winnie issue... He uses a Love Machine...You know the usual cliché Missionary style?? The girl thinks It's his' And boom! she orgasms! Thinking It's the natural act....Weird huh?


LoL! All these questions.... don't ask me! I just read it!lipsrsealed

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Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by Certifiedboss: 9:39pm On Dec 10, 2015
powerfulsettingz:
Hello nairalander got this mail from a female friend I quote
"let say am kemi, I started dating this guy around early last year and during the courtship s3x was never involved, so early this year we got married to each other and it was fun having this guy as my partner, but along the line I notice he wouldn't have s3x with me in the day light except nights, he always makes sure the light is off before pulling off totally, I suggested taking bath with him he always decline, but he has seen my full nudes several tymz.
Am just been curious why he's hiding his full nude from me, all, I see is his chest and laps, i've never seen him fully naked even after 8 months of marriage. Pls is this normal or not?"
Pls matured advice on this

This was how a girl came to see me from Cotonu when I was in school . She had a tattoo on her back but she never allowed me to see it . This gitl was so cautious of it that I became scared
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by Nobody: 9:40pm On Dec 10, 2015
Estharfabian:
Uh...Let's say...The Room is dark and all...and he probably has A Winnie issue... He uses a Love Machine...You know the usual cliché Missionary style?? The girl thinks It's his' And boom! she orgasms! Thinking It's the natural act....Weird huh?


LoL! All these questions.... don't ask me! I just read it!lipsrsealed

Yeye geh, go and sleep before I spank you! cheesy
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by innoxblaze(m): 9:41pm On Dec 10, 2015
[color=#000099][/color] coolDiscuss it with him may be he's shy or he's hiding something from u!!!!!!!! but ask nicely because it might lead to trivial issues between u two. !!!!!!!!I REST MY CASE cool
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by Banter1(m): 9:41pm On Dec 10, 2015
He's been shy.
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by nduchucks: 9:41pm On Dec 10, 2015
Solidkay:
My dear u r a gonner,u supposed hubby is hiding a very biiig secret frm u which m pretty sure if u find out u will use d exit door,
Reminds me of a brother in Deeper Life in Benin,his wife has been tying her turban since their courtship days till they married,yet she wont put it off even when they make luv,mnths into d marriage d husband was forced to remove it,that was wen he found out that his wife has a small horn in d middle of her head.

Horn ke? you people can tell stories



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Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by sauceEEP(m): 9:42pm On Dec 10, 2015
Solidkay:
My dear u r a gonner,u supposed hubby is hiding a very biiig secret frm u which m pretty sure if u find out u will use d exit door,
Reminds me of a brother in Deeper Life in Benin,his wife has been tying her turban since their courtship days till they married,yet she wont put it off even when they make luv,mnths into d marriage d husband was forced to remove it,that was wen he found out that his wife has a small horn in d middle of her head.
Chai this your lie is called MMUTUM BIU...
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by Nobody: 9:43pm On Dec 10, 2015
Estharfabian:
Uh...Let's say...The Room is dark and all...and he probably has A Winnie issue... He uses a Love Machine...You know the usual cliché Missionary style?? The girl thinks It's his' And boom! she orgasms! Thinking It's the natural act....Weird huh?


LoL! All these questions.... don't ask me! I just read it!lipsrsealed

Yeye geh, goan sleep before I spank you. grin
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by litaninja(m): 9:43pm On Dec 10, 2015
End time husband?
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by Nobody: 9:44pm On Dec 10, 2015
engrkenny:


Yeye geh, go and sleep before I spank you! cheesy
Amebo!undecided
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by dckng16(m): 9:46pm On Dec 10, 2015
May be he has scars, genital infections or deformities
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by NanciaKay(f): 9:47pm On Dec 10, 2015
[color=#770077][/color]He is sure hiding something from you. Try find out what it is. I am afraid he has a big secret
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by Nobody: 9:48pm On Dec 10, 2015
When his in the bathroom in the morning just enter without his consent and you will see everything his hiding
Re: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by NanciaKay(f): 9:49pm On Dec 10, 2015
[color=#770077][/color]He is sure hiding something from you. Try find out what it is. I am afraid he has a secret

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