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I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 10:40am On Dec 11, 2015 |
I am hustling and doing so much work that I don't even have time for myself. I have lost weight and gone darker all in the name of surviving in this country. On the other hand, one useless vagabond I knew in school is balling and driving fancy cars around town. It was only yesterday that he saw me trekking on the road because I had no money to refuel and repair my car, and he offered me a lift. This my vagabond friend is a pastor. This guy is not as educated as I am or even an honest person- he used to roam and even sometimes scam people in our old neighbourhood, back in the day. Now, this my vagabond friend (now known as "Pastor Show" is oppressing me. He has a BMW jeep, a range rover and a nice house in FESTAC Lagos. He has a small church but he boasts that the money he makes is worthy enough for a bullion van. Where did I go wrong in life? With all my education and two jobs, a negro like me is still hustling while some scammer can open church and be lounging in money and women.....oh, did I tell you about his wife? Some sexy latina from Columbia. God!!! Why are you punishing me with this oppression? Long story short, I need to open a church and make millions. Who is with me? Johnydon22 can be the marketer, he get mouth well well. Joseph1832 can be my partner (or second pastor). Plaetton can be the financial adviser while FrancisTony can be the altar boy. Then empiree and rilwayne001 can be the "boko haram actors"- they can act like they were boko haram insurgents but fortunately for them, Pastor Allnaijablogger saved them and showed them the salvation through Christ (this showmanship thrills church congregations) 2 Likes |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Idrismusty97(m): 10:49am On Dec 11, 2015 |
LMAO! I believed it is high time we start investing in Church business, They is always an unending pool of gullible people to tap from. All we need is a good Orator well vast in the knowledge of the Bible and we are good to go. We can even start from a zinc/cage house and with time we will owned mansions! 2 Likes |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by johnydon22(m): 10:49am On Dec 11, 2015 |
Hahahahahaha this is funny, na so this harmattan do you? Well open your church and flex wella bro |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by benedictnsi(m): 10:51am On Dec 11, 2015 |
Just one question for you @Op... Did God call you or Devil himself flash you |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Idrismusty97(m): 10:51am On Dec 11, 2015 |
...Empiree and rilwayne001 can be the "boko haram actors"- they can act like they were boko haram insurgents but fortunately for them, Pastor Allnaijablogger saved themLOL |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by johnydon22(m): 10:54am On Dec 11, 2015 |
Idrismusty97: That was wicked bloody hell!!! AllNaijaBlogger is nuts 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 10:55am On Dec 11, 2015 |
benedictnsi: I was called by the one true king of the seven kingdoms- Lord Stannis Baratheon 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 10:56am On Dec 11, 2015 |
johnydon22: Bros, no be small thing. E come be like say pastors no dey suffer this fuel scarcity. See as my pastor friend get 4 drums of petrol- him talk say some na donation from members....chai!!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 10:57am On Dec 11, 2015 |
Idrismusty97: Church is the only investment in Nigeria that will guarantee you 10 times the profit in return.......and also many followers to add 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by johnydon22(m): 10:58am On Dec 11, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger:You only need a warehouse and a band with some microphones.. |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by hahn(m): 11:00am On Dec 11, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger: Bro, I am in. We can start an online fellowship and I have already started working on it. I need someone to partner with. PM me My contact details are on my signature |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by menesheh(m): 11:01am On Dec 11, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger: funny you. Like seriously, so real that only in a country like nigeria that the blind leads people with eagle eyes. Scammers are the boss while the intelligent and benevolent are left to rot. Bruh, contact dude here in nairaland called " Hahn " he has been looking for your sort of person to partner with to establish such a profitable venture. 2 Likes |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by hahn(m): 11:02am On Dec 11, 2015 |
menesheh: Mah niggah I have already started working on it |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by menesheh(m): 11:03am On Dec 11, 2015 |
hahn: Ooh you're already here. I was inviting you over here. |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by hahn(m): 11:04am On Dec 11, 2015 |
menesheh: I actually meant I have started working on it |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by OlayinkaFawaz(m): 11:05am On Dec 11, 2015 |
I get one vacant land for you o.... |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by menesheh(m): 11:08am On Dec 11, 2015 |
hahn: Sure!!! But you gats check my list of criterias for traveling to hell and acquisition of material things is on the list. So... https://www.nairaland.com/2790901/those-going-hell-almost-all |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by fortunerobin2: 11:11am On Dec 11, 2015 |
hello @allnaijablogger let partner |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by benedictnsi(m): 11:13am On Dec 11, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger: I never hear this name before 1 Like |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Idrismusty97(m): 11:17am On Dec 11, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger:Even the Mosques in the North don't want to be left out in this lucrative business. Every Friday they now bring in a green box where you can put in money. But still aren't as creative as their Christian counterparts. Tell them to donate money to build a school and the money raised will be barely enough to buy a block, But tell them to donate to build a mosque and you could have enough money to launch a satellite . Religion is good business. 1 Like |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by typicaldayo(m): 11:21am On Dec 11, 2015 |
end time church, end time pastor. |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 11:21am On Dec 11, 2015 |
Idrismusty97: Mosque sef don join the business? |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 11:24am On Dec 11, 2015 |
hahn: Will add you. My man......the future of this church investment is bright 1 Like |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Idrismusty97(m): 11:25am On Dec 11, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger:Yes o! |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 11:26am On Dec 11, 2015 |
OlayinkaFawaz: |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 11:27am On Dec 11, 2015 |
fortunerobin2: No qualms bro |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by menesheh(m): 11:27am On Dec 11, 2015 |
Idrismusty97: Hahaha. Make una no kill me here. 2 Likes |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 11:31am On Dec 11, 2015 |
See Pastor Chris Okotie's cars......... I want these blessings by crook or by tithe....one way or the other |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by urahara(m): 11:38am On Dec 11, 2015 |
I also want to start a church too. I have all the resources I need... A bible A suit And a whole lot of gullible fools in this country |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by thehomer: 11:41am On Dec 11, 2015 |
AllNaijaBlogger: I find your business proposal interesting. Why don't you draw up a proper business proposal for consideration. |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by Nobody: 11:49am On Dec 11, 2015 |
I have always known it. My instinct never misleads me. Allnaijablogger is the same as *Spits on thread and walks away.* |
Re: I'm Fed UP!! I Want To Start A Church! Who Is With Me? by urahara(m): 11:57am On Dec 11, 2015 |
A much more faster way Create the church After one year tell the church members that God said that of they don't give you 1 billion dollars that you will die. Trust me if it can work for oral Roberts it will work for you in this Nigeria. |
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