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Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by NOBODYY: 7:50pm On Dec 11, 2015
zaragal:


Nobody calling dis guy a fool is an insult to foolishness...he is more and more foolish dan a foolish man.....his stupidity has no match @ all cc chisun
For real.. just leave him.. let him be displaying his groSs stupidity all around..
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 7:50pm On Dec 11, 2015
ChiSun27:





Mumuuuu......I'm local and proud....


But u r international and untrained....no wonder ur father halted ur school fees...cus he saw d vision he breeded a useless gall called zaragal the great bittt**ch.


Listen to dis agricultural non entity, an apparatus for feeding goats...Wat do u knw abt school school...Hav u ever been to one before u in entire miserable life??....u better go and hawk gala on the bridge where ur mates are

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Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 7:51pm On Dec 11, 2015
NOBODYY:

For real.. just leave him.. let him be displaying his groSs stupidity all around..

Okk...I will leave him...if not I would hav make nairaland seem like hell for him...crazy fellow I will ignore him

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Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by naijathings(m): 7:51pm On Dec 11, 2015
three people can NEVER talk at the same time in a nollywood movie.

people drinking beer and dey peel off all d label on the bottles

the little children talk so slowly like morons while looking @ d camera all d time

all babalawo must wear red colour & ritualists too

same hairstyle in part 1, 2, 3, to 10

99 percent of the movie is shot in day time

total time = 90 mins, advert time = 60 minutes

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Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by NOBODYY: 7:51pm On Dec 11, 2015
ChiSun27:




U av been finally consumed by dat mammy water of a smelling cu**nt called foolish zaragal.....we can't help u.....sori


Zaragal ur possessed woman wrapper iss hia 4 u to finally destroy.....foooollllssss paradise.

Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by NOBODYY: 7:53pm On Dec 11, 2015
zaragal:


Okk...I will leave him...if not I would hav make nairaland seem like hell for him...crazy fellow I will ignore him
Just free him..
All he wants is attention from you..i know how to treat his type
When you ignore him so hard.. he will begin to doubt his own existence

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Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 7:54pm On Dec 11, 2015
MosquitoLaps:

Bros, the fact that Nairaland is a faceless forum doesn't mean you should resort to defamation of character when somebody turns down your request for friendship.

I'd advise you to stop the name calling

You're way matured than that.

I read in the thread where she said Ibo guys are a turn off.
if it so pains you, you can just skip her comment and move on.

You don't have to dwell on it, abeg.

Lmao...hehehehehehehehehehehheeheheheheh....i no fit laugh @ alll...I don laugh belle full... grin cheesy cheesy cheesy.

see me see raggae music ooo shocked...because I say I don't want igbo guys...don't I have the right to my own choice again....ehyah!!...oga oo
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Larryfest(m): 7:56pm On Dec 11, 2015
Lol....dats y i dnt fancy watching it dey refused 2evolve.
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 7:56pm On Dec 11, 2015
[quote author=NOBODYY post=40915967][/quote]

OMG....abeg make una no make me laugh again....water don dey commot for my eyes.... cheesy...heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...the picture u put up was so so funny

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Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by MosquitoLaps(m): 7:58pm On Dec 11, 2015
zaragal:


Lmao...hehehehehehehehehehehheeheheheheh....i no fit laugh @ alll...I don laugh belle full... grin cheesy cheesy cheesy.

see me see raggae music ooo shocked...because I say I don't want igbo guys...don't I have the right to my own choice again....ehyah!!...oga oo
Na two of una wahala bi dat.
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 8:01pm On Dec 11, 2015
MosquitoLaps:

Na two of una wahala bi dat.

Are u igbo angry
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:06pm On Dec 11, 2015
zaragal:


Are u igbo angry
I am not.
If you ask me, a Nigerian's ethnic nationality should be the least of your worries right now.
As a country, we have far more important issues to deal with.
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by ChiSun27(m): 8:06pm On Dec 11, 2015
[quote author=NOBODYY post=40915967][/quote]


Admit it u r a failure....a dizapointmnt to d parenthood dia spermatozoa and 9 months on ur demented brain...


It's a pity dat u allowed dat low life of a zaragal destroy d hopes of ur innocent parents....chaii....keep dying.
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by chocofizzy(f): 8:08pm On Dec 11, 2015
This is the most funniest post I have ever seen on NL. Hahahahaha
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by NOBODYY: 8:09pm On Dec 11, 2015
ChiSun27:



Admit it u r a failure....a dizapointmnt to d parenthood dia spermatozoa and 9 months on ur demented brain...


It's a pity dat u allowed dat low life of a zaragal destroy d hopes of ur innocent parents....chaii....keep dying.

Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 8:12pm On Dec 11, 2015
MosquitoLaps:

I am not.
If you ask me, a Nigerian's ethnic nationality should be the least of your worries right now.
As a country, we have far more important issues to deal with.

Thank God u are not igbo cheesy....i jst don't like igbos don't knw y....have always love Yorubas it's no my making....d chichi boys should not be offended biko...I don't like biafra wars angry
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by ChiSun27(m): 8:13pm On Dec 11, 2015
zaragal:



Listen to dis agricultural non entity, I'm an apparatus for feeding goats...Wat do I knw abt school school...Hav I ever been to one before in my entire miserable life??....I better go and hawk gala on the bridge where ur mates are




U are losing it....come up with something stronger....i luv placing gutter galz wia dey rightfully belong which is slum....I feel for ur parents cus u gonna kill dem with ur slutful life style....nonsense gal.
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 8:13pm On Dec 11, 2015
[quote author=NOBODYY post=40916453][/quote]

Laaawwwddd....abeg...na beg we dey beg u plssss cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 8:15pm On Dec 11, 2015
Shit shit shit i only watch american movies shit shit shit
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by fF01(m): 8:16pm On Dec 11, 2015
Dah no.10 dey vex me die en, mak God kon help u say ur remote no dey work.
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by ChiSun27(m): 8:17pm On Dec 11, 2015
[quote author=NOBODYY post=40916453][/quote]


Now dat u av bn rendered inconsequential by me and overtly possessed and spell cast by dat low life disjointed veins of a gal called biiii**tch zaragal....what next?
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by NOBODYY: 8:17pm On Dec 11, 2015
zaragal:


Laaawwwddd....abeg...na beg we dey beg u plssss cheesy cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:17pm On Dec 11, 2015
zaragal:


Thank God u are not igbo cheesy....i jst don't like igbos don't knw y....have always love Yorubas it's no my making....d chichi boys should not be offended biko...I don't like biafra wars angry
Its okay to hate a person for his ethnic nationality.
But what is not okay is to not have a reason for the "Hate"
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 8:19pm On Dec 11, 2015
MosquitoLaps:

Its okay to hate a person for his ethnic nationality.
But what is not okay is to not have a reason for the "Hate"

But I jst don't like dem...like my spirit don't match theirs cry cry
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by NOBODYY: 8:20pm On Dec 11, 2015
ChiSun27:



Now dat u av bn rendered inconsequential by me and overtly possessed and spell cast by dat low life disjointed veins of a gal called biiii**tch zaragal....what next?
Ask your father

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Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Shoelace1(f): 8:20pm On Dec 11, 2015
Number 23 got me laughing. Nollywood movies are so predictable
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by IamMhizTemi(f): 8:24pm On Dec 11, 2015
When d females dresses well wit high heel shoes in d parlour jst watchin tv witout goin out.

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Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by ChiSun27(m): 8:25pm On Dec 11, 2015
NOBODYY:

Ask my father



I just asked ur father.....


He said he has disowned u for some time now due to ur unethical behaviour jst lyk wat u did hia tonight by supporting a prosti***tute callled zaragal.
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by MosquitoLaps(m): 8:25pm On Dec 11, 2015
zaragal:

But I jst don't like dem...like my spirit don't match theirs cry cry
Have you ever wondered why? Have you sat down to think about it. You don't have to form an opinion based on what people say. Think about your "hate" and start telling yourself the truth. like Oscar Wilde said... Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. But give him a mask, and he'll tell you the truth.
Wear an inner mask and see the truth grinning at you in the face.
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by NOBODYY: 8:28pm On Dec 11, 2015
ChiSun27:




My father is a big dunce
I lack manners
blame it on my retârded mother cry .
No wonder

Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by Nobody: 8:28pm On Dec 11, 2015
MosquitoLaps:

Have you ever wondered why?
Have you sat down to think about it.
You don't have to form an opinion based on what people say.
Think about your "hate" and start telling yourself the truth.
like Oscar Wilde said...
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.
But give him a mask, and he'll tell you the truth.

Wear an inner mask and see the truth grinning at you in the face.

Well I have maybe dey are violence, gossips(women), haters of other tribe and lovers of demselves...too money conscious and do anything for money...u knw all dis igbo dirty attitude are things dat turns me off extremely so....dats y I hav ruled dem out of my world
Re: How Best To Identify A Nollywood Movie by dennistar(m): 8:29pm On Dec 11, 2015
Only nollywood flims where part1 is tears of a village girl, part2 is continious tears, parts 3 is endless tears. Like she no dey tire to cry or wetin.

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