When a man’s organ is hungry, there is just about no lie he can’t tell. In fact, a man who really wants to have s*x with the object of his affection can lie that he is God if he thinks that will get him laid. Ladies have received earfuls of lies that will make you shrink mouth ajar. Here are 3 of them: 1. “I’m already erect. I’ll suffer pains.” : A desperate guy can use his erection as an excuse to get laid. Truly an erection left unrelieved can hurt, but not so hard that he NEEDS to have s*x – unless of course he has used performance enhancers already

2. “I love you.” : This is the big one that seems to work many times. Knowing that s*x for women is as emotional as it is physical, men lie that they are in love, thereby appealing to the woman’s soft side.

3. “I’m a virgin: ” Yeah, men are virgins too! More than a few guys have played that card. They will say they want the lady in question to help them get over the virginity. It just might be true though.

4. “You’re the only one I’m seeing.” This is another one that works many time. The guy tried to make the women believe that there is no one else, hence the need to be fully committed and let him have a bite of the honeycomb. lolsss….I hope i don’t get smarked by some guys up here who may think have just exposed their secretes to all the ladies…. its Saturday night lets have some fun…*winks* Unlike women who lie to protect the man’s ego, men lie mainly to appeal to the emotions of women. It is more like a shortcut to a woman’s heart as a means to get pity s*x.

They should ask God for the spirit of discernment because after all said and done they did not force anyone to do it.

Am sorry this is dry.any woman wey one F go fucking F.

adajiboyy:
Am sorry this is dry.any woman wey one F go fucking F.

Huuhu.
U wana tel me ur ri*ta is into dix act..8-)8-).

Jomrichy1:


Huuhu.
U wana tel me ur ri*ta is into dix act..8-)8-).

lol.bruv if I dey wit woman,no need for long tin,u wana F yes or no.which woman I go dey do long story.women like men wit confident.no time for long tins jare

adajiboyy:
lol.bruv if I dey wit woman,no need for long tin,u wana F yes or no.which woman I go dey do long story.women like men wit confident.no time for long tins jare

Guy admit u cn only handle a useles gal dat way..nd nt d sincere type.

Jomrichy1:


Guy admit u cn only handle a useles gal dat way..nd nt d sincere type.

useless girls na dem sweet to F na.d useful one na mother mary and mother theresa.don't touch me,is it goin to b painful,iyamaa I don't do BJ,hmmm u dick is big am scared,tis na good girls.bt bad girls guy no time.tou wen time to marry come we go fine d one wey in in between good and bad.it can't b good.

adajiboyy:
useless girls na dem sweet to F na.d useful one na mother mary and mother theresa.don't touch me,is it goin to b painful,iyamaa I don't do BJ,hmmm u dick is big am scared,tis na good girls.bt bad girls guy no time.tou wen time to marry come we go fine d one wey in in between good and bad.it can't b good.

LOL,
U WANA TEL ME U CN HANDLE UR GF ANYHW,(IF TRULY SHE'S 2 B A RESPONSIBLE TYPE..)..


U DNT KNW SME GALS NID SCOPE B4 THEY CN GVE UP 4 DAT.

Jomrichy1:


LOL,
U WANA TEL ME U CN HANDLE UR GF ANYHW,(IF TRULY SHE'S 2 B A RESPONSIBLE TYPE..)..


U DNT KNW SME GALS NID SCOPE B4 THEY CN GVE UP 4 DAT.

na d good girls need all that scope na bruv.d bad once no wen d red is on,its a call to duty.and I don't hav a GF now bruv.til tryin to pik d best inside close to 7 girls I lie to dat I love dem.I go pik one soon.lik in 3 years wen am set to b a father and a husband.

works on loose gals not the responsible ones.my opinion

adajiboyy:
na d good girls need all that scope na bruv.d bad once no wen d red is on,its a call to duty.and I don't hav a GF now bruv.til tryin to pik d best inside close to 7 girls I lie to dat I love dem.I go pik one soon.lik in 3 years wen am set to b a father and a husband.

lol,until u'r ready 2 b a fada,
u cnt start frm bf nd gf.

Jomrichy1:

lol,until u'r ready 2 b a fada,
u cnt start frm bf nd gf.

bruv I don do bf and gf tire.kids do uncle jomrichy,jom is my bf bt richy is my toaster.if I fill d urge to Bleep,I call one of my 7 girls that a giv zobo,take her to one mama dat sells amala and ogufe,(ogufe is goat meat) when we eat we go home,that's me ooo.I don't fake it.lolll

adajiboyy:
bruv I don do bf and gf tire.kids do uncle jomrichy,jom is my bf bt richy is my toaster.if I fill d urge to Bleep,I call one of my 7 girls that a giv zobo,take her to one mama dat sells amala and ogufe,(ogufe is goat meat) when we eat we go home,that's me ooo.I don't fake it.lolll

BAD GUY.

Jomrichy1:
BAD GUY.

lol