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"My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by Onuigbo59(m): 12:00pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
“After I got married, understanding how
much work and money goes into the whole
thing made me determined to make the
most of every wedding I’m invited to. It
was during my wife’s best friend’s
reception (yes, she was a bridesmaid) that
I suggested making a pact to fool around
during every single wedding we go to. She
was down.
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We figured the best time to execute our
secret mission was during the father-
daughter dance, since all eyes would be
focused on the bride. As soon as “Tiny
Dancer” started playing, we slipped out and
ran towards a garden shed we’d spotted
earlier, on the outskirts of the country
club hosting us.
We screwed like mad, and we both came
really fast. As we were getting dressed, we
noticed a waiter leaning up against a
nearby tree, smoking a joint. The idea that
we’d been watched didn’t creep us out at
all—it was sexy, and hilarious. We waived
to the guy, high-fived and headed back to
the party like nothing had happened.
We’ve bleeped at ten different weddings
since, but nothing compares to that first
time when we had a little audience of our
own. I really do love my wife.” |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by Nobody: 12:07pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
crazy since its with ur wife sweet 2 Likes |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by Nobody: 1:31pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
sickstars:Boo Boo "wink" |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by Nobody: 1:34pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
QatarPlayboy: |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by schumastic(m): 1:41pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
end time crazy and funny couples do what makes you happy and keep having fun so long your both happy 2 Likes |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by Nobody: 1:51pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
sickstars:How re u doing sweet? and why do u keep ignoring my mentions? wud u be surprise if i tel u hv found out ur former moniker? |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by johncreek: 2:36pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
You need Jesus 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by ayopo10(m): 2:49pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Pls help me tell your wife that YOU ARE BOTH MAD™ 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by Nobody: 3:08pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
QatarPlayboy: |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by dachaste(f): 3:18pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Enjoy while it lasts |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by sexymoma(f): 3:21pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
dem don come oooo awon were alaso 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by kristonium(m): 3:24pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
You mean both of you keep fooling around and kept constituting nuisance? |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by Nobody: 3:26pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
sickstars:Hey! whats all dis quotes without a mssg? if u wnt me to stop quoting or mentioning ur moniker just tel me nd i wil happily let sleeping dogs lie. Goosh! |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by IamLEGEND1: 3:44pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
only weddings? we'll fool around at weddings, naming ceremonies,even the convocations we'll attend. |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by donTbone(m): 3:46pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Tell the story to your kids... not me! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by Nobody: 3:49pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
hahahahaha, funny |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by Nobody: 3:50pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
WHERE DID WE LOST IT? SMH |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by VocalWalls: 5:20pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
4 Likes |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by Nobody: 6:14pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Dis one nah end tym pact oo |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by Nobody: 6:49pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
VocalWalls: I Dont get... |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by Nobody: 7:11pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Sounds like 'twas lifted outta the fiction books buh it's cool though, so long as it's ur wife. You should also consider expanding ur sexcapades to every Sunday church service and shopping mall outing and cinemas too. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by Googleus(m): 8:06pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
End time couples. I wonder d kind pikin una go get 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by Nobody: 8:08pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
U don watch the film ba, dis is the part 2 sexymoma: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by citydove(m): 12:43am On Dec 18, 2015 |
ayopo10:Do you seem lik you are well also? Take your medicine 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by LionInZion: 7:15am On Dec 18, 2015 |
Are you homeless? 1 Like |
Re: "My Wife And I Made A Pact To Have Sex At Every Wedding We Attend. by ayopo10(m): 8:35am On Dec 18, 2015 |
citydove:Sorry for insulting you... But u deserve it. 1 Like 1 Share |
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