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Measuring Your Di*k Size: Are You Really Above The Average? by Nobody: 4:10pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
REMEMBER: I Reveal COMPREHENSIVE Methods to Measure Your Size and Girth! These Tips Helped Over 152,000 Readers! The Authentic Women´s Penis Size Preference Chart INCLUDED! Are you that BIG boy or are you lingering just around the national average? Can you really boast that you have an “elephant trunk” in your trousers? Many men around the world think they know their size but actually, they did their measuring wrong! Therefore, I have decided to give you a treat – a simple step-by-step guide to your accurate minutes. Why to Actually Measure Your Size? Because the idea of having massive manhood is so tightly intertwined in our society with some people’s ideas of machismo and security, knowing where exactly you stand on the scale of length and girth can be a step forward in fostering a much greater self-esteem and confidence in everyday life. Keep in mind: Just as you cannot choose physical qualities that you are born with when it comes to height, facial features, and skin color; how your “little buddy” will look like is also part of person’s identity and should not be something that you should be ashamed of! There are 3 main measures you will want to get – the length, girth, and diameter of your penis! Measure #1 – Your Length You will need: Ruler, pencil or pen, and paper or something else to make a mark on! Optional: Lube. The first technique I am going to guide you through is really simple and focuses on your length. All you will need to do is to follow these steps: 1. Achieve a full erection (you can use lube for added pleasure). 2. Position the ruler at the very base of your shaft. 3. Place paper over the ruler. 4. Take care to press the ruler into your pubic bone! 5. With you pen or pencil make a mark on a paper where the end of your glans is. 6. Measure on the paper how long your shaft really is from its base all the way up to the end of your glans. Pay attention: Pressing the ruler into your pubic bone will prevent fat deposits from making your length smaller than it actually is! These 6 steps are all it takes to get your accurate length. Related: The Secrets of Penis Enlargement Bible Revealed in This Review Measure #2 – Your Girth You will need: Measuring tape or a ruler, piece of string, and a pen. Optional: Lube. Getting accurate girth numbers for your penis is very easy and simple process as well! All you need to do is to follow these steps: 1. Again, you need to achieve a full erection (use lube for added pleasure). 2. Locate the thickest part of your fully erected shaft and gently wrap a piece of string around it! 3. Make a mark where the beginning of the string wrapped around your penis meets itself after it has been circled around your shaft just one time. 4. Once you made the mark, put the string up alongside a piece of a measuring tape or the ruler for the accurate measure of your girth. Keep in mind: Many women say that this measure is even more important than your length! I recommend you to check out these quick-fix ways to last longer in bed that will interest you as well. Measure #3 – Your Diameter You will need: Measuring tape or a ruler, piece of string, and a pen. Optional: Lube, and a calculator. Getting your diameter right is closely connected to the above process. You will need to follow these steps: 1. Achieve a full erection (use lube for added benefit). 2. Get your accurate girth measurements (see the guide above). 3. Divide the girth of your penis by 3.14 (you can use a calculator to avoid making a mistake). 4. The number you get as a result is the width (diameter) of your member! Pay attention: It would be wise to conduct repeated trials (at least 3) of each measurement to establish an “average” and increase the credibility of the final numbers that you will come to when you are done. The Authentic Women´s Penis Size Preference Chart Average Penis Size You can easily get the national average size thanks to condom
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Re: Measuring Your Di*k Size: Are You Really Above The Average? by Nobody: 4:14pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Wait a frigging second! A b*tch wants an eight inch d*ck!!! Lord Jesus take the wheels 1 Like |
Re: Measuring Your Di*k Size: Are You Really Above The Average? by Nobody: 4:17pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
I forsee mass suicide on NL today because of this thread, I'm sure most ARE way below average |
Re: Measuring Your Di*k Size: Are You Really Above The Average? by Ameedan: 4:46pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
And how will that benefit me? |
Re: Measuring Your Di*k Size: Are You Really Above The Average? by darlingtonIIV(m): 4:47pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
I still don't understand how some african guys have below average d*cks... Anyway #Team8inches |
Re: Measuring Your Di*k Size: Are You Really Above The Average? by Nobody: 4:50pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Why do I HV to start measuring up like a tailor? The bitccches ain't complaining!! *smokes leries* |
Re: Measuring Your Di*k Size: Are You Really Above The Average? by Mekus68: 6:50pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
hoes69getwifed:To me, d lenght measurment isnt dat perfect cuz d part dt wil b pressed in wil neva enta inside a woman. D measurment shud b only d parts dt re seen 1 Like |
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