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Measuring Your Di*k Size: Are You Really Above The Average? by Nobody: 4:10pm On Dec 19, 2015
REMEMBER: I Reveal COMPREHENSIVE Methods
to Measure Your Size and Girth! These Tips
Helped Over 152,000 Readers! The Authentic
Women´s Penis Size Preference Chart INCLUDED!
Are you that BIG boy or are you lingering just
around the national average? Can you really boast
that you have an “elephant trunk” in your
trousers?
Many men around the world think they know their
size but actually, they did their measuring wrong!
Therefore, I have decided to give you a treat – a
simple step-by-step guide to your accurate
minutes.
Why to Actually Measure Your Size?

Because the idea of having massive manhood is
so tightly intertwined in our society with some
people’s ideas of machismo and security,
knowing where exactly you stand on the scale of
length and girth can be a step forward in fostering
a much greater self-esteem and confidence in
everyday life.
Keep in mind: Just as you cannot choose
physical qualities that you are born with when it
comes to height, facial features, and skin color;
how your “little buddy” will look like is also part
of person’s identity and should not be something
that you should be ashamed of!
There are 3 main measures you will want to get –
the length, girth, and diameter of your penis!
Measure #1 – Your Length
You will need: Ruler, pencil or pen, and paper or
something else to make a mark on!
Optional: Lube.
The first technique I am going to guide you
through is really simple and focuses on your
length. All you will need to do is to follow these
steps:
1. Achieve a full erection (you can use lube for
added pleasure).
2. Position the ruler at the very base of your
shaft.
3. Place paper over the ruler.
4. Take care to press the ruler into your pubic
bone!
5. With you pen or pencil make a mark on a
paper where the end of your glans is.
6. Measure on the paper how long your shaft
really is from its base all the way up to the
end of your glans.
Pay attention: Pressing the ruler into your pubic
bone will prevent fat deposits from making your
length smaller than it actually is! These 6 steps
are all it takes to get your accurate length.
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Measure #2 – Your Girth
You will need: Measuring tape or a ruler, piece of
string, and a pen.
Optional: Lube.
Getting accurate girth numbers for your penis is
very easy and simple process as well! All you
need to do is to follow these steps:
1. Again, you need to achieve a full erection
(use lube for added pleasure).
2. Locate the thickest part of your fully erected
shaft and gently wrap a piece of string
around it!
3. Make a mark where the beginning of the
string wrapped around your penis meets
itself after it has been circled around your
shaft just one time.
4. Once you made the mark, put the string up
alongside a piece of a measuring tape or
the ruler for the accurate measure of your
girth.
Keep in mind: Many women say that this
measure is even more important than your length!
I recommend you to check out these quick-fix
ways to last longer in bed that will interest you as
well.
Measure #3 – Your Diameter
You will need: Measuring tape or a ruler, piece of
string, and a pen.
Optional: Lube, and a calculator.
Getting your diameter right is closely connected
to the above process. You will need to follow
these steps:
1. Achieve a full erection (use lube for added
benefit).
2. Get your accurate girth measurements (see
the guide above).
3. Divide the girth of your penis by 3.14 (you
can use a calculator to avoid making a
mistake).
4. The number you get as a result is the width
(diameter) of your member!
Pay attention: It would be wise to conduct
repeated trials (at least 3) of each measurement
to establish an “average” and increase the
credibility of the final numbers that you will come
to when you are done.

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Re: Measuring Your Di*k Size: Are You Really Above The Average? by Nobody: 4:14pm On Dec 19, 2015
Wait a frigging second!
A b*tch wants an eight inch d*ck!!!

Lord Jesus take the wheels

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Re: Measuring Your Di*k Size: Are You Really Above The Average? by Nobody: 4:17pm On Dec 19, 2015
I forsee mass suicide on NL today because of this thread, I'm sure most ARE way below average grin
Re: Measuring Your Di*k Size: Are You Really Above The Average? by Ameedan: 4:46pm On Dec 19, 2015
And how will that benefit me?
Re: Measuring Your Di*k Size: Are You Really Above The Average? by darlingtonIIV(m): 4:47pm On Dec 19, 2015
I still don't understand how some african guys have below average d*cks...
Anyway #Team8inches grin
Re: Measuring Your Di*k Size: Are You Really Above The Average? by Nobody: 4:50pm On Dec 19, 2015
Why do I HV to start measuring up like a tailor? The bitccches ain't complaining!! *smokes leries*
Re: Measuring Your Di*k Size: Are You Really Above The Average? by Mekus68: 6:50pm On Dec 19, 2015
hoes69getwifed:
Wait a frigging second!
A b*tch wants an eight inch d*ck!!!

Lord Jesus take the wheels
To me, d lenght measurment isnt dat perfect cuz d part dt wil b pressed in wil neva enta inside a woman.
D measurment shud b only d parts dt re seen

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