THE GORRILA TREATED HIS WIFE BETTER THAN MOST MEN TREAT THEIR WIVES. TODAYS MEN CAN BE SO INSENSITIVE!

"So INTERESTING was the Zoo we visited last week. Have you ever seen a LIVE Zebra? "He asked his childhood friend whom he had not seen for the past 6 years after his wedding.

"Nope". His childhood friend replied to him while they both sat at the dinning table waiting to be served dinner at his childhood friend's home.

"Hmm! You really got to see a Zebra. Those beautiful black and white stripes. You would think they were all painted with tex-coat paint". "I have only seen them on TV but not live". His childhood friend responded.

"What about a LIVE Lion, the king of the jungle?"

"I have never seen a live one either". Raising his shoulders in negation.

"Hmm!!! Lions truely deserve being called the king of the Jungle. It shows even in the way they walk, full of royalty, each single foot step is taken majestically".

"The care taker of these Lions in the Zoo is a very, very old man. He told us that he must have to wear a particular kind of hat when ever its time for him to feed his supposed pets".😉.

"My friend, without that hat on his head😄, they Lions will assume him to be a threat. Dem go chop am sharp-sharp😁 no wasting of time. He would have carelessly fed himself to his supposed pets but wild beasts because he has to enter into their cage. Anyone in charge of feeding these Lions must wear that particular hat on their head otherwise....... NA DIE BE THAT O!😄. That hat is the only symbol they Lions have come to recognize that depicts, him who has come to feed them is around, a friend and not a foe. They Lions are fed two adult Goats"

"Really, two Goats?" "Yes! two big Goats" "Chai! Dem dey enjoy no be small o! I just dey imagine how those Goat heads go good for Isi Ewu 😜. I LOVE GOAT HEAD PEPPER SOUP NO BE SMALL O!"

"So, now comes the SO MUCH INTERESTING drama that happened this last time we went along with my wife to the Zoo. SO,SO, INTERESTING A DRAMA. YOU NEED TO LISTEN UP."

"And what is this so,so interesting a drama, you have been trying to tell me?" His childhood friend was so curious to know.

His old time friend replied."Hmm! We visited one of our brother in the zoo. And while we were about to leave him, a gentleman came along and told us to wait, that he would like us to learn an IMPORTANT lesson from our brother which he has been learning years counting".

"The gentleman had 5 bananas with him and told us to watch and THINK".

"He, our brother wasn't alone in his IRON CAGE in the zoo but along with a companion, his WIFE".

"And so, the gentleman gave out 2 bananas out of the 5 to our brother's wife, his companion and told us to watch what happens next"

"WAIT A SECOND, I AM STARTING TO THINK............... YOUR BROTHER, IN AN IRON CAGE WITH HIS WIFE. HIS WIFE WAS GIVEN 2 PIECES OF BANANAS AND YOU WERE ASKED TO ALL WATCH WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? IS YOUR BROTHER WHAT I AM THINKING?"

His friend continued his story.......

"So, our brother's WIFE collected the 2 bananas from the man, peeled one of them and gave it to her husband, our brother. Which he gladly collected from her and then started chewing. His wife watched him with admiration as he chewed to the very last bit. And by the time he had finished with that one babana given to him by his wife. She, our brother's wife then, peeled the other one in her own hands and began to eat for herself. We watched the movement of her mouth too until she finished eating. Once finished, she then threw the peels outside of their CAGE".


SHE HAD SHARED. ONE FOR HER HUSBAND AND THE OTHER FOR HERSELF.

"The gentleman asked us to still wait and after a very little while, he then gave our brother the remaining 3 bananas and then said we should still watch what happens."

His childhood friend quickly asked so curious: "and then what happened? DID HE EAT THEM ALL WITHOUT GIVING HIS WIFE"

"Be, patient and listen. Our brother peeled one banana out of the three and gave it to his wife, he watched her with admiration just as she had watched him too until she finished eating it. Then, our brother peel another banana again and gave it to his wife. He watched his lovely wife as we too watched them both, the couple in our own AMAZEMENT".

"So, what happened to the last banana?".

"Our brother peeled it and ate it for himself. He eventually threw the peels outside of their CAGE".

The GENTLEMAN then said to us. "When ever I come to the Zoo. I do not go to see the King of the Jungle, the Zebras, the Foxes or the Elephants. This has always being my destination for years and once this drama of how a husband should love and care for his wife and his wife should share and respect her husband is played out. I become fufilled, contented and happy and then take my leave. I go home with my wife and do the same as we saw them just do".

"The gentleman finally then took his leave".

By now food was ready. And it was being served by the host's wife. And Guess what? Her husband's favourite. IT WAS ISI EWU😛 (goat head pepper soup) plus bokortor, round about, shaki, èdo, kpomo and dem dem.

They ate and his friend could not help it. He licked his fingers thoroughly and said when his friend's wife came to pack the dishes:

"MADAM, I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD EVER COME ACROSS ANOTHER WOMAN WHO CAN COOK BETTER THAN MY WIFE. TODAY YOU HAVE EARNED MUCH MORE PRAISE THAN I HAVE ALWAYS PRAISED MY WIFE. U SEE HOW I BEEN DEY LICK MY FINGERS? HE TOO SWEET, YE-KPA. I NO NEED WASH MY HAND AGAIN, I DON LICK DEM CLEAN GASKIYA. TODAY I GIVE YOU THE RANK OF FIELD MARSHAL OF KITCHEN. IN SHORT NA YOU INVENT COOKING POT KUMA ABEG WETIN BE THE RECIPE ABI MAKE MY WIFE COME LEARN FROM YOU?"

His friend's wife covered her face with the palm of her hands, left the dishes on the table and ran straight into their matrimonal bedroom.

After a few minutes, her husband, the host followed suit. He went to pick up some gadget in the bedroom to show his friend.

And guess what?

He found his wife crying bitterly.

SURPRISED!

Her husband then asked her, "what is the matter? Why are you crying?"

His wife managaged to mutter these words:

"WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR THE PAST 6 YEARS AND NEVER, EVER HAVE YOU SAID TO ME. WOW! MY FOOD TASTE SO GREAT. NEVER!!! AND I HAVE BEEN COOKING FOR YOU FOR THIS SO LONG YEARS. PUTTNG IN MY BEST AT EVERY MEAL, COMING UP WITH SPECIAL RECIPES TO DELIGHT YOUR HEART. CAN YOU SEE YOUR FRIEND? HE WAS YOUR BEST-MAN AT OUR WEDDING AND THIS IS HIS FIRST TIME OF EVER EATING THE CRAFTY WORK OF MY HANDS FROM THE KITCHEN BENEATH THE ROOF WE BOTH HAVE BEEN LIVING FOR THE PAST 6 YEARS. DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER ONCE SAID TO ME IN 6 YEARS? HE SHOWED HOW MUCH HE SINCERELY ENJOYED THE MEAL. SO HAPPY HE WAS THAT HE COULDN'T HELP IT BUT PRAISE ME ABOVE HIS OWN WIFE. DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LICKING HIS FINGERS. IS MY COOKING SUPPOSED TO RECEIVE COMPLIMENT FROM MEN APART FROM YOU MY HUSBAND? AND NEITHER DO YOU GIVE ME ANY COMPLIMENT WHEN I DRESS SO BEAUTIFULLY, WHEN I MAKE MY HAIR, YOU DO NOT EVEN NOTICE LET ALONE SAY. "YOU LOOK SO FINE IN THAT DRESS AND THAT HAIR STYLE IS PERFECT". ..............ALL THESE I DO BUT FOR YOU BUT IT IS STRANGE MEN IN THE CITIES WHEN I GO OUT THAT GIVE ME THE LOOKS OF ADMIRATION THAT I CRAVE FOR FROM MY HUSBAND AT HOME . HOW SO INSENSITIVE YOU ARE!!!!

NA ME GO, GO PICK CHILDREN FOR SCHOOL, NA ME GO COOK, NA ME GO WASH PLATE. YOU GO CLUTCH TIGHTLY WITH REMOTE CONTROL DEY WATCH TV. THERE IS CAR IN THE HOUSE TO CARRY GO MARKET BUT STILL YET YOU GO SAY MAKE I GO TAKE TRANSPORT OR JUMP OKADA. YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TOUCH YOUR 'TOY'. SEX IS NOW ANOTHER OF THESE CHORE, A TO DO LIST. YOU DON'T MAKE LOVE TO ME ANYMORE. BY THE TIME YOU JERK OFF, YOU SLEEP OFF. LEAVING ME TO WONDER, WHAT IS MARRIAGE ALL ABOUT. IS MARRIAGE A CAGE OF EMOTIONAL TRAUMA OF DISCONNECTED HUMAN BEINGS?

Hmm!......

Her husband quietly went out of the room, back to meet his childhood friend in the living room and asked politely.

"PLEASE WHO REALLY IS THAT YOUR BROTHER IN THE CAGE, IN THE ZOO?".

His friend laughed and responded. "DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU. THEY ARE TWO GORILLAS, HUSBAND AND WIFE. I CALL THEM OUR BROTHERS BECAUSE WE ALL LOOK LIKE ONE. WHAT WAS SO INTERESTING IS HOW THE CARED ABOUT ONE ANOTHER WHICH WE HUMANS HARDLY DO TODAY AS HUSBAND AND WIFE.

He stared looking down at the ground and could not say a single word.

COMPASSION is difficult to give away, you don't lose by giving it compassion, attention, affection to your spouse because it will always keep coming back at you. You don't lose by APPRECIATING your wife, the mother of your kids if any, your till death do us apart. COMPANION and HELPER in distress.

When marriages get to be OLD and COUPLES have already gotten accustomed to the INADEQUACY of the other. Each partner just learns to take it all with a GRAIN OF SALT. By doing this the marriage loses its INTIMACY and LOVE which is the whole point of marrigae in the first place.

Our world today is such an emotional trauma of disconnected humans.

Chai!
See a tales by moonlight story.
How I miss my childhood days in the village.

guy calling animal leaving in organise environment ZOO is an insult to those animals,because THEIR is a jungle some where in between Benin Republic and Cameroon called ZOO created by Britain for the inhabitation of demons and Lucifer