We all know that Nigerian Senate has always been the most interesting Nollywood season film to watch since time in garden Eden. Sometimes you begin to think you are watching a village meeting before you actually remember that they are your senators because of their funny actions and reactions.

Quickly buy your popcorn as i give you 7 types of senators you will easily notice in Nigerian's senate


1. THE SENATOR JONAHS

As opposite as they are to attention seeking senators, they, ironically are the most noticeable senators in the senate, their sleeping style vary by grade, you will see 'the-mouth-opened-style' during budget approval meeting , and other funny styles like 'the telephone style' like as if say MTN dash them free recharge card.

2. THE ATTENTION SEEKING SENATORS

This ones always want the camera to be on their face, you know, "father making family proud things", they will stand up and support or against any issue without a single clue about the subject matter, the annoying part about them is that will stand up and refuse to stop talking, you can also call them "the story tellers".


3. THE PARTY JUNKIE SENATORS

This ones will never raise hand to contribute to anything accept it's has to do with the party's interest, you better don't oppose them when you become a senator because they will skin you alive. hmm, ok i won't talk again.


4. THE ONLINE WAILING SENATORS

Well, this particular group started business this year, you will hardly find them talking during senate meeting, but immediately they step out, they will strongly object and strongly support already concluded issues online, through twitter and facebook. I raise one yansh for them.


5. THE AY SHOW VIEWING SENATORS

This ones only attend the meetings just to crack some ribs, they always listen very carefully not because they are interested o, it's just to enjoy their day and save their money that would have been spent at AY LIVE. Spoiling business for AY since time in memorial .


6. THE LECTURING SENATORS

I called them lecturers because they must not be opposed atall, while they will oppose all topics for opposition sake even though they are members of ruling party . They are ready to break bottles, chairs, microphones and even heads just to drive their point home . You better watch out for them o, superglue no dey gum head o.

7. Add yours.

My Senator My senator Ben Bruce falls on Number 4

Chai...buhari must hia dis...

Uhm

No 6 got me LOLing

The 'I support' group.

House of senate?

OP, we have The House of Representatives and The Senate.
Not House of Senate.
There is nothing like that, anywhere in the world.

omowolewa:
The 'I support' group.

i support group, lol
what do they do

How about the Fighting Senators?

Moreover, it is either the Senators or the House of Rep. Please correct yourself.

Ijaya123:
How about the Fighting Senators?

Moreover, it is either the Senators or the House of Rep. Please correct yourself.

lol, the fighting senators, a division of the lecturing senators
thanks for the correction tho