LADY'S INBOX

1.
I love you dear
-(from Joe)


2.
Can I take you
out tonight?
-(from Romeo )


3.
I always feel bad when I see you with any other man.
-(from Alex)


4.
Thanks for letting me into your world.
I promise never to disappoint you.
-(from Dick)


5.
Dear friend,don't forget to come to my birthday party tomorrow.
-(from Anita)


6.
I will do whatever it will take just to have you by my side
-(from peter)


7.
I know that you are taken but I wouldn't mind being your assistant boyfriend.
-(from kevin)


8.
My wife will be traveling ds weekend.
Meet me at the guest house. I'll call u later.
-(my boss)


9.
Manage this recharge card (01234567890123456)
-(from Maga 007)



A GUY's INBOX

1.
You have insufficient funds
to renew your data bundles
-(from MTN)


2.
Hey dude!
Give me a break, i told
you I have a boyfriend!
-(from Jane)


3.
Don't you dare call me again!
you aint my class!
-(from stella)


4.
Guy, I want my dvd back
-(from Dan).


5.
Your rent has expired!
You have till month end to pay or u will be issued a quit notice.
-(from oga Landlord)


6.
I never knew you are a chronic player!
I hate you!!
its over between us!!!
-(from caro)


8.
When are u coming 2c my parents?
-(from pat)


9.
I told u to wear a c*ndom but u refused.
Now, I've missed my period!
-From Rita (side chic)

Two contrasts.

Kai! Men dey suffer o

Lol

Men!
Our own suffer(ness) no be for here ooo...
E don tey wey we don dey suffer.
Chei!!

omo no be small thing o.......in my next world,i Will be a woman

kurupt1:
Kai! Men dey suffer o

...I tell you!