A LADY'S PHONE INBOX:
1) I luv u dear (Kingsley)
2) Can i take u out tonite? (Andrew)
3) I feel jealous when I see u with
another man (Fred)
4) Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5) Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u?
(Collins)
6) Honey, I will do whatever it takes
just for u to be by my side
(Evans)
7) Consider it done (Senator)
Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me
back (Chairman)
9)you can com tumoro to collect d
20k u asked for (Sam Zenith-B)
A GUY'S PHONE INBOX:
1) Your data bundle will soon expire
(MTN)
2) Hey dude, give me a break! I told u
am getting married
(Jane)
3) Where u dey watch tonight match? (Jude)
4) Am warning u 4 the last tym oo
(Landlord)
5) Brother, am still expecting de
money for the admission form
(young bro)
6) My son, how r you? Pls send us
some money (Mama)
7) I av not seen my period for 2
months (Neighbour's
daughter)
plz send me credit (chibaby)
9)am coming to collect d remainin
money ur owing me(James)

Stale

So true. It's a woman's world.

lol

Her:My hair is due
Manager:no worries luv here's 20k


Meanwhile


Me:Bro abeg transfer me 500 so I go fit withdraw 1k from ATM
Sam:oooh I norr get money naa but nor p
Me:and nor forget gift me data oo abeg
Sam:me weey dey manage my 70mb