Ginaz:
One day be one day, yansh go kill man

TrapLORD:
Its actually a good article.

The topic seemed really shallow at first... "World class"

Sexxkillz:
This is front page material. Lol.

obiorathesubtle:



Btw.. What is so shallow about "world class" na? Or if you have a more catchy title.. I could use it oo.

Ginaz:
One day be one day, yansh go kill man

shingu:
and penis go kill woman too...like say una no like am why do u ladies always makes guys feel guilty like dey are in it alone and lyk say galz are holy and na woman cause all dis thing u knw it too

Ginaz:



Pls what's the meaning of "una'' cos I'm confused, Is it a name of a country or state

Sexxkillz:
This is front page material. Lol.

Ginaz:
One day be one day, yansh go kill man

Monalisa185:
lol..obiorathesubtle gini bukwa this one?

iji point shaaaa

pinceprinz:

Have u registered for Igbo classes yet hun?

Monalisa185:


lol...how you take know?

it's two times a week shaaa

pinceprinz:


How i take know? Well no special gadget, just say thank u to my sensitive intuition... I know perfection when I see one, u weren't

Monalisa185:

lol...special gadget abi?
hehehehe... no one's a perfection...: P

obiorathesubtle:
Now.. I know most of you hypocritical demons might come and spew trash about this thread.. Hypocrisy pays no one! Change before it's too late! Btw, this is the original ish, you won't get this anywhere in the world!

to the business of the afternoon
Evidently, Africa is one of the continents which has a vast array of beautiful ladies wielding the appealing natural aboundance. Or should I say a continent with an buttload of beautiful ladies with big yansh.. Now, Nigeria being the yansh capital of west Africa(prove me wrong).. Most of us men, with a normal libido, with a regard for things beautiful, catchy and stuff like that.. There's no doubt we like to admire those round, juicy, tasty asses either fully covered or stark bare....

Here are some guidelines, random ones which you can adopt to avoid embarrassment from the bitter species of women..

1a. [size=15pt] keep your cool even when you get caught[/size]: you see.. Most men haven't mastered this art of keeping their cool.. I mean, sure you get lost looking at the bootey and unfortunately for us, there's an annoying buzzer which goes off in the head of females when someone is staring at their ass(don't ask me.. I don't know how they do it).. But one thing you should always do is keep your cool, don't make funny faces, don't panic or open your mouth, just keep your normal face and act like nothing happened.

1b. [size=15pt]Never turn your _Fucking head[/size]:see.. Most men are guilty of this.. You get caught and immediately you turn your head.. Like wtf are you doing man?? Don't turn your head! Rather move your eyeballs, but make sure your neck stays put!



2. [size=15pt]If your inside a house and you see the ass from the window.. Don't go too close to the window[/size]:Now Now.. You're minding your business inside a building and you see that perfect ass float by on a pair of cute legs.. What do you do.. Yes! You stare!

But.. Hold up.. Women are strange, the idiot might catch you staring from the window, so.. Don't go too close to the window!


3. [size=15pt]If you're inside a car.. Keep your cool[/size]:while typing this.. I saw one idiot overreacting inside a highlander SUV because he saw a nice pair of gullible yansh.. Nah uh! Don't do that, if you're inside a vehicle, especially a commercial bus, DO NOT _FUCKING OVERREACT (okay.. I opened my mouth when I saw the yansh).. But hey! We're trying to avoid embarrassments here.. So, Egbon! keep your cool.


4. [size=15pt]Just look, don't grab and run away[/size]Lol.. Okay, I remember one evening, I was listening to my fav radio station and the presenter complained about an actual frotter.. I wonder how big and sexy her ass looked that the frotter couldn't keep his cool.. Anyway.. Don't do this.. I'll tell you one advantage, you get to keep looking at the ass till whenever. I was also a hopeless frotter one time during my teen years.. But I'm good now.. Lol, funny night... The lady chased me while shouting "thief! Thief!" .. ThankGod I can run!


5. [size=15pt]assume the old haff-pass-four-eye.[/size]:okay.. I can't spell the ish.. But you can't teach an old dog new tricks, neither can you forget your old jolly tricks.. Now.. For em guys who already have the haff-pass-four gift.. Skip this one to the next one.. Now.. If you don't have the eye, there's a way you can do it to make it look like you have actual haff-pass-four.. Especially when your girlfriend, sister, mother or fellow choir member is beside you and you don't want to get caught.. The haff-pass-four is and always will be effective.



6. [size=15pt]use your environment to your advantage[/size]:Now.. This is basically using reflective objects to stare at that ass.. Don't dull man.. Especially when the gods favour you by allowing you to be in the perfect location when you see that ass.. Example.. Saloons.. Barbing saloon or female hairdresser saloon, front of a car with tinted windows or the other one, etc man.. Sometimes, the screen of your phone will be great.. Just be inventive bro! Cheers!


And uuuh.. For em girls who might say nonsense.. Don't think we don't know y'all go around looking at the bulge of the_penis.. I caught one girl one time and I gave her the 'bbhmm stare'

Anyway.. If y'all females be smart.. Ye should take a thing or two from the above..






I remain the most subtle of them all!

BUTCHCASSIDY:



Always keep a pair of sunglasses close by incase you need to ogle

pinceprinz:

I said no gadget jor

Of course,, jus saying u ain't near good at Igbo . I lie?

HateU2:
I have caught u many times staring at my yansh. You are not perfect yet.

obiorathesubtle:
maybe it's because I like your yansh

HateU2:
U love it