Three days ago , i went to one of these polytechnics to transact a little business, i ran into a pretty lady at the mtn centre and we got talking, with decorum we exchanged contact with intention to meet up for a drink later, for days on end this girl kept flashing me, though i smelt trouble i decided to call her back. She ibquired about the date, despite being slightly ill , i started the ill fated journey to her hostel, as i was parking i noticed she came out all dressed up with another lady all dressed up too. In my mind i was like shey una dey see karishika, any
Way being a common behaviour of babes nowadays, i kept my cool , they both entered and as i made to drive off, she told me to please wait for her friends, i was shocked , i was still in my state of shock when five other ladies appeared and started shuffling themselves into my back seat, infact being a sedan, two lapped themselves, the idiotic girl touched my hand and while blinking her eyelid asked if i minded, i sudddenly wished it was day time so that whatever slap i landed at that moment will land properly to reset her.

I kept quiet, i was fuming inside, since the friends are stupid and think am dangote, forgetting that even dangote like every other man ,carries a wallet and his billions no dey inside dat wallet, i proceded to take them to a joint i have never gone to before, i intended to have thrm order to their fill while i order for a bottle of water i secretly paid earlier for, once i realise they have consumed half way, i wont dare sneak out , i will physically get up and pick race as though an enemy is chasing me, being naija babes they likely to join me in thr running with the barman and bar woman joining too, the only good thing is that the barman knows who drank his beer and the barlady knows who ate her pepper soup and banga.

I was still strategising this, when the koko hit me, what exactly did this girl tell hrr friends for up to six girls to come join her , something similar to I MET A FOOLISH MAN OH, MAKE UNA COME MAKE WE SLAUGHTER AM , i finally realised i was already a foolish man to these people, then i decided to prove them right , i swerved the car to the side of the road, opened my boot and picked my wheel spanner , at the top of my lungs , i ordered sverybody out of my car, i was shouting , behaving craxy , the moment thr last one got out, i zoomed off and headed back home to report to my dear online family.

Abeg for christsake has this behaviour gotten this bad ? Six girls to only me , excluding the stupid girl who ibvited them, didnt they feel ashamed lapping ? She kept saying i didnt try as i was behaving beserk and i now wonder the type of ladies we are grooming in our obodo nigeria. Tufiakwa unu

Tales by moonlight..

Crazy gals..hungry..thirsty

Please why can't we guys be principled
What's wrong in simply telling this particular scavenger that you're not going out with those multitudes.
That was how I asked this girl out for a date, to my surprise I saw coming along to the eatries with her friend. I demanded for an introduction. She said it's her friend that she was just lonely at home. I simply expressed my misgiving about the whole stuff in a cool way. They were all apologies. She told me the friend actually came along with her own cash. This got me upset a little. Then with smile I told them it's not all about the money to spend, checked my time and told the girl I have to catch up with a meeting if they will be staying behind or we leave together.
We later left together. I found it so fun, self-defining and simple. huh... Ladies sha.

Estharfabian:

Surprised?

These holes are hungry lioness! I hate it when a lady lack courtesy.

This is getting annoying and irritating!


Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh

when you know the op is telling lies and you are still waiting for him to finish

Silly girls but then.... If you had excused the one you met and told her you aren't having a party for them, would she have flogged you?. Situations like that do not really need you to pretend or smile while fuming inside of you with fake smile on your face.

So? What are d moral lessons?

All this hungry hostel gals!! they no get shame.









And the Frost descended on them

Carowline:
Tales by moonlight..

Dis grl d vex o, always present in every thread. Bt are u like those grls?

Summary is dat d girls ate nd u washed plate

Maiconyoung:
Dis grl d vex o, always present in every thread. Bt are u like those grls?

Those girls?

Carowline:
Those girls?

Like say u hear well abi?

Maiconyoung:
Like say u hear well abi?

Thats weird...

Carowline:


Thats weird...

Another grammar. I meant 2 say: like say u no hear me well abi? Bt go slp na.

Maiconyoung:
Another grammar. I meant 2 say: like say u no hear me well abi? Bt go slp na.

Soon. Reading through...

Carowline:


Soon. Reading through...

U luv readn, nice one, shud i take 4 shopn in a book shop?

Carowline:


Soon. Reading through...

U luv readn, nice one, shud i take 4 shopn in a book shop.

Maiconyoung:
U luv readn, nice one, shud i take 4 shopn in a book shop.

That would be nice o... e-shopping,,, Lol...

Carowline:

Thats weird...

i lik ur beauty n brain

jabojafa:
i lik ur beauty n brain

Awwwww

Carowline:

That would be nice o... e-shopping,,, Lol...

Nt e-shopping, live shopping. Bt i tot u will down d offer.

What happened to calling a spade a spade?

You joined them to act like mad people without decorum.

And to those girls that always act like they've seen Santa Claus each time they see a guy with a car, may your own car come soon too.

jabojafa:
i lik ur beauty n brain

As u handsome like dis na wetin u fit talk 4 d thread b dis?

Maiconyoung:
Nt e-shopping, live shopping. Bt i tot u will down d offer.

I am a lady joor. Shopping is my Bae... Lol.

Carowline:

I am a lady joor. Shopping is my Bae... Lol.

And ur bae is a shopping?

Carowline:
Awwwww

wot is ur major?