1. Assure Me You Will Not Initiate S3x When I Visit You.
Yes a lady once told me prior to her arrival that I should assure her I will not touch her when she comes. She actually wanted to know if I'm capable

2. I Feel So bored.
When you turn yourself into a clown just to put a smile on her face and she still tells you she's bored, oooooh boi, na you come sabi oooo
3. I'm feeling heat.
It's normal to feel heat inside a stuffy room condition, but it's abnormal to feel heat when the AC is at high frequency. She'd be like, please get me a hand fan, haba inside AC ? that's awkward

4. She Says No To Everything.
She says NO to movies, she says NO to checking of photo albums, she says NO to magazines, she says NO to everything. It's just one of those signs cheesy

5. She Stops Talking.
Someone who has been talking to you suddenly stopped responding to your chat, isn't that weird ?

6. She Says You Are Not R0mantic.
When men were boys, a lady visited me and uttered that statement but I never understood what she meant until she stopped visiting. When you are both in the room and she tells it to straight to your face that you are not r0mantic, then she has indirectly signal to you to do the needful

7. Please Lock The Door.
In some cases, she will tell you to lock the door with the key cos she doesn't like the noise coming from outside

8. She Checks Her WristWatch At Intervals.
If she checks her watch by intervals and keeps reminding by intervals that she will soon be going, it's just one of those signs

9. She Keeps Silent When Her Boyfriend's Pals Are Present.
Yes many of them will keep mute so as to signal to his friends that she's not feeling their presence and that they should bleep off

10 She Rejects Your Permission.
Not every guy is way too forward to make moves. However, some might take permission before making moves. For example, the guy asks, "please can I kiss you ?", she replies " I don't know" ooooooh boi na you come know ooooo cool

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Sin every where, am a virgin

Any proof of ur virginity?

northvietnam:
Sin every where, am a virgin

wen u ask her wat will she like to eat or drink and she says later

wen she comes to ur aous and sits down on ur bed. omo watin do ur chair?

wen u jst touch her and she com rest for ur body as if u draw her omo no dulling ooo



no b me type dos tinz oo

tony4u035:
Any proof of ur virginity?

yes naaaaah
Ask my girl friend , she can testify & prove my virginity .

Wen d youths are sex crazy, we hve no oda options dan d old men embezzling our funds. Another waste of my MB

So na who come impregnate ur girl friend?

northvietnam:


yes naaaaah

Ask my girl friend , she can testify & prove my virginity .

Let's get it done, i want to fork u.

for those of us that are virgins . . . we just come here to observe

asadike:
Let's get it done, i want to fork u.

na so dem take dey arrange you sharp sharp, that's nice!

Qualer:



na so dem take dey arrange you sharp sharp, that's nice!

You hypocrite, how dare u judge me? U think its every woman that pretend? I just bore my mind, die if u dont like it.

asadike:
You hypocrite, how dare u judge me? U think its every woman that pretend? I just bore my mind, die if u dont like it.

will you kip kwayet there!!!!
since you are not a hypocrite, when i dey collect my own share of the 'cake' so i can stop being a hypocrite

I am feeling sleeping. that 1 dey ring bell for my ear

asadike:
Let's get it done, i want to fork u.

What!!!"? Is that how you go straight to the point with your guy? Hmmmm.
Seriously I wouldn't mind getting it down too.

asadike:
Let's get it done, i want to fork u.

Gbam!!!...Straight to the point....

Jamb qeushion

tony4u035:
So na who come impregnate ur girl friend?

una don pray before una enter nairaland this morning?

op some girls no get time to waste dem go tell u whole ha

These aree d kind of ladie I love taking serious,because dem no get time for pretence. Plz contact me asap let's start something 2geda. No jokes, its for real! Whatssap: 07032742778

asadike:
Let's get it done, i want to fork u.

Dats d real deal bae, no time to waste.

cruzita:
op some girls no get time to waste dem go tell u whole ha

You're just looking for excuses to _rape a young lady.

So, in your _retarded mind, if a lady visits you at your place & at a point during her stay, gets lost in thought & momentarily forgets to reply your "chats", you'll start thinking she wants you to lash her?

I pity our Nigerian youths.

tony4u035:
These aree d kind of ladie I love taking serious,because dem no get time for pretence. Plz contact me asap let's start something 2geda. No jokes, its for real! Whatssap: 07032742778

guy e be like u be yoruba guy...i just de joke oo

tony4u035:
These aree d kind of ladie I love taking serious,because dem no get time for pretence. Plz contact me asap let's start something 2geda. No jokes, its for real! Whatssap: 07032742778

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tony4u035:
1. Assure Me You Will Not Initiate S3x When I Visit You.
Yes a lady once told me prior to her arrival that I should assure her I will not touch her when she comes. She actually wanted to know if I'm capable

2. I Feel So bored.
When you turn yourself into a clown just to put a smile on her face and she still tells you she's bored, oooooh boi, na you come sabi oooo
3. I'm feeling heat.
It's normal to feel heat inside a stuffy room condition, but it's abnormal to feel heat when the AC is at high frequency. She'd be like, please get me a hand fan, haba inside AC ? that's awkward

4. She Says No To Everything.
She says NO to movies, she says NO to checking of photo albums, she says NO to magazines, she says NO to everything. It's just one of those signs cheesy

5. She Stops Talking.
Someone who has been talking to you suddenly stopped responding to your chat, isn't that weird ?

6. She Says You Are Not R0mantic.
When men were boys, a lady visited me and uttered that statement but I never understood what she meant until she stopped visiting. When you are both in the room and she tells it to straight to your face that you are not r0mantic, then she has indirectly signal to you to do the needful

7. Please Lock The Door.
In some cases, she will tell you to lock the door with the key cos she doesn't like the noise coming from outside

8. She Checks Her WristWatch At Intervals.
If she checks her watch by intervals and keeps reminding by intervals that she will soon be going, it's just one of those signs

9. She Keeps Silent When Her Boyfriend's Pals Are Present.
Yes many of them will keep mute so as to signal to his friends that she's not feeling their presence and that they should bleep off

10 She Rejects Your Permission.
Not every guy is way too forward to make moves. However, some might take permission before making moves. For example, the guy asks, "please can I kiss you ?", she replies " I don't know" ooooooh boi na you come know ooooo cool

Guys feel free to add yours cool

what was ur answer to 1 above

1. If she's on hawain, vintage or any kind of shirt, she'll unbutton like two spaces for free view.
2. Her eyes will be halfclosed and almost sleep-lidded like she is in the afterlife.
3. She starts breathing unevenly when you touch her by mistake.
4. If you watch too much teen wolf or paranormal movies, you should be able to sniff her hormones raging and frying like akara in the air.
5. Some girls believe pulling a guy's hair turns him on, on the contrary, it does in some ways though it doesn't really.
(Normally, hanging out with a girl you've been wanting to bleep in your house is a major turn on) So, keep the hair fetish to yourself and just say "Fuckkk me, boy".

Ofcusmy answer was NO, but wen she comes and exhibits d remaining 9 dat means she's in for it.

jetage1:
what was ur answer to 1 above

number 8 is a shiny truth.

11. Bring out her phone,go to text message menu and type "hey bae we need some privacy" and give you the phone to read it

Oga forget that no 8 oo
Wen dem d check time at intervals na bcuz say dem wan go, or the guy de bore them