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{from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
You guys have a natural attraction to breasts . 99 % of men have this attraction from birth and it remains with till death. It has come to our notice however, that the way some of you guys handle them is unbelievable, almost like the way riders handle the bars of their powerbikes- without remorse or any semblance of gentleness. I have created this list with the input of different ladies. On the behalf of us disgruntled women, I hereby tell the guys who practice any of these barbaric acts to cease and desist. Here are some things you must never do with your woman’s boobs: 1. Never ignore them: This might be funny but the first rule of sex and breasts is that you must involve them in the sexual action. [Most] Women love to have their breasts touched and it would be unfair to let those twin jugs feel lonely. 2. Never hit them sharply: Ladies have complained over and over again that some guys attack it the way Floyd Mayweather used to attack- with no sign of civility or gentleness. Please cease and desist. Like a man’s balls, a direct blow to the breasts can yield intense pain to women so avoid hitting them intentionally or by mistake. 3. Don’t mash them: You are not looking for cancer, neither are you kneading dough for chin chin. Gently, sir, gently. 4. Never try to twist and rotate the boobs as if you’re squeezing clothes to dry. Yes I know sometimes it’s tempting but going beyond the boob’s elastic limit . The breasts may look flexible and responsible to twisting, but there is an elastic limit which, if breached, you begin to give the owner of the boobs intense pain. 5. Never turn pinching to an attack. Yes, it is okay to pinch the boobs lightly. But a handshake that goes beyond the shoulder is an attack, same with the breast. You are not crushing a bug 6. Never lick them like a child licks plate after a sweet meal. Licking is one of the way to please a woman’s breasts. Still, you must be dignified as you do it, don’t make it look like you’re trying to lick paint off a chinaware. 7. Never juggle/jiggle them, you are not at the circus; I know you need to shake the bottle of some drinks so the ingredients would mix properly but it is not same with boobs. 8. Never bite the breasts: Okay, some women like to do it rough, but it is your duty to start gentle and stay gentle until the owner of the boobs says otherwise. Your teeth can do a lot of damage to that soft tissue! 9 Never focus on the nipple alone: Many men are guilty of spending time lick, pinching, sucking, and twirling… the nipples while totally ignoring the main breasts. 10. Never pull on them. Okay bro, don’t do that. Even if you are caught in the excitement of sex, ignore the urge to pull at her breasts. You are not trying to make them fall like naira value and they may not be torn off her chest. Remember to fear women and respect their breast. http://manly.ng/author/manly-ng/ 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by libertyfather(m): 2:56pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Ordinary Breast? 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by RoyalBlak007: 2:58pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
[size=21pt]Ok O.P....SHALL WE PROCEED?[/size] 1 Like |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by Nobody: 3:00pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
RoyalBlak007: proceed to where biko? |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by dollyjoy(f): 3:01pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
So this writeup is all about boobs? Well, op,some women like their men to bite them,not me o 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by RoyalBlak007: 3:01pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Am guilty of 4,6,7,9 2 Likes |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by RoyalBlak007: 3:04pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
1 Like |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by utenwuson: 3:19pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
dollyjoy:lol! hw did u get 2 know then. |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by Lordprez: 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
A manual for handling bre@sts? 1 Like |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by missKiffy(f): 3:28pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
List for breast |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by cruzita(f): 3:29pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
boobs rule. men should learn how to handle the breast some men roll it with their fingers as if they are looking for radio stations 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by femimailbox(m): 3:34pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Handling the mammary gland is a profession I know no too well and can't joke with. Thanks. |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by ariyebaba(m): 4:12pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
I love it dearly.................... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
cruzita: my dear no just talk wetin u see ooo.some dey knead am like puff puff stuff |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by cassyrooy(m): 8:20pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
duchess25:Truth is i violate those rule, it's hard not to be guilty here. God save me! 1 Like |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by cassyrooy(m): 8:23pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
cruzita:Dear some babes no send o, just satisfy them. But thats a bad way to unleash heaven on her o. |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by 0luwatope(m): 12:30am On Jan 16, 2016 |
OP, guys go don plenty whey don sample your boobs oo.... No offence |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by oyatmicah(m): 1:26am On Jan 16, 2016 |
i laff sotey dem tiff my fone wen i close eye dey laff No.4 tho |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by StefanSalvatore: 1:37am On Jan 16, 2016 |
U gals wish but we guys say NO!!! |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by Akious2k2(m): 1:54am On Jan 16, 2016 |
@OP, are u sure of no. 7? |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by RealAdewole(m): 3:49am On Jan 16, 2016 |
hehehe na this prayer I heard people dey pray that your cgpa will not fall like naira I never knew that of the breast |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by akp202(m): 5:31am On Jan 16, 2016 |
10 breast commandment 1 Like |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by Aviero: 8:03am On Jan 16, 2016 |
If you love boobs, put your hands in the air.. |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by Nobody: 9:01am On Jan 16, 2016 |
Akious2k2:yea am damn sure |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by Nobody: 9:01am On Jan 16, 2016 |
op some guys dey weigh am like weighing balane |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by Nobody: 9:02am On Jan 16, 2016 |
Akious2k2:yea am damn sure.shaking it as if u re looking for ur trapped money inside a bag |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by Nobody: 9:05am On Jan 16, 2016 |
0luwatope: yes ooo. even you sef follow infact nah becos of you I even post this cos you are guilty of all. No Offence pls 1 Like |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by Justiyke4u: 9:06am On Jan 16, 2016 |
Is it breast you are still talking about |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by 0luwatope(m): 9:27am On Jan 16, 2016 |
duchess25: No am not guilty, I've never touched a lady boob b4, what's the meaning of boobs cuz I don't know it self |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by psalmuelwater(m): 10:01am On Jan 16, 2016 |
what can man do? |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by Akious2k2(m): 10:55am On Jan 16, 2016 |
duchess25:Ok, Noted |
Re: {from The Women}10 Things We Wished Our Lovers Would Stop Doing To Our Boobs by olalekan9320(m): 11:02am On Jan 16, 2016 |
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