So I just started dating this girl recently after being friends for 2 years, she say I nor go see her toto gonk, na after marriage I go fit lick her golden plate, I accepted the terms because she has contributed greatly to my success and as a bad sharp guy, dozens of side chicks are ever ready for gonking when I dial the contact.

But one thing I noticed about this girl be say, since she dey come my crib, she never for once say she wan "piss" (urinate). She fit come my place for morning till 6pm before she leaves she won't use the bathroom. Isn't that suspicious? This girl get toto so? There was one other time we were watching TV, she snatched the remote from me and tuned in Africa magic, I snatched it back from her and tuned it to MTV Base, so we started fighting playfully for the remote and I mistakenly hit her buubs a little hard, the thing nor pain her. #suspicious right??# normally when you hit a lady's buubs she'll shout and try to recover from the pain but this lady was just smiling. Her buuby nor be fake so? She came to my house today, after gisting for a while, I requested she strip nakked for me to see if she even have buubs and vagina at all. She got mad and left my place.
Something doesn't seem right.

I no wan laff abeg...

transgendered ACTIVATED

Stupidity noni LWKM

Bad sharp boy no know which one be man and woman.

Lawma abeg takeover.

Buhahaha..........

Till we see her photo... Trust us from her photo no be only if she gat toto na him we go yarn you oooo, we will futher our research by examining if she's a virgin or not!

Guy you funny o

padded things on point,

even tomboys have puna ,even transgendered have something there .

Na ggrin?

End time post

ggrin:
Na ggrin?

werey you took the words right outta my mouth

KingTom:
werey you took the words right outta my mouth

insult

ggrin:
Na ggrin?

Help me askk

laughing in swahili

Next time she comes over,sit close to her and intentionally spill water or a drink on her "you know what" area ,then immediately try to clean it and feel.you'll know for sure then ...thank me llater

ggrin:
insult

black magic repete mose daada mose jeje o

Nubian113:

Help me askk

hehehehe

KingTom:
black magic repete mose daada mose jeje o

fear fear iyawo silifadami

Ok
Now,this is funny

Lol

ggrin:
fear fear iyawo silifadami

I can't fit laff

KingTom:

gay

you always live up to expectation@stupidity

ggrin:
gay

briel

u sure say ne b carpenter construct dat ur babe so?

KingTom:
briel

se kini kin sun yin ni

shez Man made,,not God.

I need to see pictures to describe...understand what i'm dealing with. I have a PhD in human anatomy