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5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by donTbone(m): 8:52am On Jan 22, 2016
1. FLIRTING: when it comes to flirting, ladies have their own coded way of doing this. Apart from the "laugh to unfunny jokes", "stick around him", "ask him questions", blah blah blah, there are way they flirt too. Ladies and guys flirt just that guys are bold to come forward to declare their intention even if its gonna result to friendzoning. In flirting with them, just make sure they win, else you are into big trouble.

2. DRESSING: YES! ask 20 ladies why they dress the way they do...and they will tell you "cos i wanna look beautiful" or something. Na lie! They dress so men could appreciate them. Why did i say this? Throw a dinner party, let her wear her most elegant gown and all those that admired her were ladies of her kind and no guy even noticed her beauty, Am sure some ladies knows this feeling. It applies to guys too.

3. UNDERWEAR: this sounds funny but its true. Of all the undies ladies have, they have a special one they wore more often than the others. Like say the BRA. There are some that just make their boobs look elegant so they tend to consciously or uncosciously have sodt spot for it. Most will wanna argue this but its fact. Guys do the same too, We have our most worn BoXERS and SINGLET too.

4. WARDROBE: i mean clothier. Now i wanna talkn in terms of colour. Some are pink freak or purple freak or whatever. But as for some of them, they dont have colour choice but check their closet, there tends to be one colour more than the other.

5. CYCLE: ha ha! I bet you, for most ladies, when it comes to this stage of their life, they wished they never menstruate. Just like they wish they were guys. From back aches, to stomach ache, funny attitudes, aggresiveness, e.t.c. I say, this is the moment in a ladies life i never pray to experience.


Youve gat suggestions, opinions and insults... Bring it on!
Thank You
REGARDS!

cc: Misspicy
QueenValerie
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by Monalisa185(f): 8:56am On Jan 22, 2016
grin guilty as charged tonguetongue
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by Pennah(m): 8:58am On Jan 22, 2016
sad sad
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by TrapLORD(m): 9:00am On Jan 22, 2016
Errrm.... Okay?? So what do we do with this piece of info? undecided
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by Nobody: 9:02am On Jan 22, 2016
undecided TRANSLATION women are so fucking weird

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Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by izsmike: 9:04am On Jan 22, 2016
BURSTED grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by Nobody: 9:10am On Jan 22, 2016
You are on point Nigga
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by Nobody: 9:11am On Jan 22, 2016
Obioraaa:
undecided TRANSLATION women are so fucking weird
Obioraaa, am I seeing 'F' in your profile undecided kiss
Is everything okay baby?
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by Nobody: 9:12am On Jan 22, 2016
6)Body shape and beauty;
Some are just cute by nature; portable and presentable and even big yet presentable but some ehn, chai, only God's grace can make u not deny them in public
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by missKiffy(f): 9:13am On Jan 22, 2016
I only agree with 3 undecided
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by Mutuwa(m): 9:14am On Jan 22, 2016
You forgot to mention " being stupid" when trying to get what they want,by all means.
(Though some)
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by Nobody: 9:22am On Jan 22, 2016
HateU2:
Obioraaa, am I seeing 'F' in your profile undecided kiss
Is everything okay baby?
cheesy everything is fine sweetie.. I wan find small trouble.. Dahz all..



Now shhhhhhhh! lipsrsealed

Awayu? smiley
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by Nobody: 9:29am On Jan 22, 2016
Obioraaa:
cheesy everything is fine sweetie.. I wan find small trouble.. Dahz all..



Now shhhhhhhh! lipsrsealed

Awayu? smiley
Oh! Naughty boyyyy

I'm fine.
You?
How was ur night
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by donTbone(m): 9:32am On Jan 22, 2016
TrapLORD:
Errrm.... Okay?? So what do we do with this piece of info? undecided
whatever you like dude!\\\
You can smoke with it! tongue
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by donTbone(m): 9:33am On Jan 22, 2016
Monalisa185:
grin
With this ya grin...am sure all is applicable to you! cheesy
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by donTbone(m): 9:34am On Jan 22, 2016
missKiffy:
I only agree with 3 undecided
2 nnko?\DOnt lie o! cheesy
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by donTbone(m): 9:34am On Jan 22, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
6)Body shape and beauty;
Some are just cute by nature; portable and presentable and even big yet presentable but some ehn, chai, only God's grace can make u not deny them in public
Mentioning monicker and pix would have helped berra
cheesy
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by Nobody: 9:36am On Jan 22, 2016
HateU2:
Oh! Naughty boyyyy
I'm fine. You? How was ur night
yea I'm fine..

Iono how the night went oo.. I was asleep throughout undecided
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by TrapLORD(m): 9:38am On Jan 22, 2016
donTbone:
whatever you like dude!\\\ You can smoke with it! tongue
I don't smoke sir! cool
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by TrapLORD(m): 9:38am On Jan 22, 2016
donTbone:
whatever you like dude!\\\ You can smoke with it! tongue
I don't smoke sir! cool
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by donTbone(m): 9:39am On Jan 22, 2016
TrapLORD:


I don't smoke sir! cool
Then use it to clean the shii outta ya ass...
Abi you dont shii too? angry lipsrsealed
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by faruz: 9:39am On Jan 22, 2016
TrapLORD:
Errrm.... Okay?? So what do we do with this piece of info? undecided
whispering: ask ur eleda .....
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by TrapLORD(m): 9:40am On Jan 22, 2016
donTbone:
Then use it to clean the shii outta ya ass... Abi you dont shii too? angry lipsrsealed
I clean my ass with soap nd water bro cool
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by donTbone(m): 9:42am On Jan 22, 2016
faruz:
whispering: ask ur eleda .....
InOlamide'sVoice...
Eleda mi oo... Mi o, mi o!!!
grin grin grin grin
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by donTbone(m): 9:43am On Jan 22, 2016
TrapLORD:


I clean my ass with soap nd water bro cool
People can lie...ehn!
cheesy
Soap? 4 9ja!
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by Nobody: 9:44am On Jan 22, 2016
Obioraaa:
yea I'm fine..


Iono how the night went oo.. I was asleep throughout undecided
Naughty u
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by Monalisa185(f): 9:46am On Jan 22, 2016
donTbone:
With this ya grin...am sure all is applicable to you! cheesy
be carrying our matter for head like sey you dey sell galatonguetongue
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by donTbone(m): 9:47am On Jan 22, 2016
Monalisa185:


be carrying our matter for head like sey you dey sell galatonguetongue
No be say we dey help your career... cheesy
If we no carry am for head...[size=35pt]WHO WILL?[/size]
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by donTbone(m): 9:48am On Jan 22, 2016
HateU2:
You are on point Nigga
Gracias! cool
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by faruz: 9:50am On Jan 22, 2016
donTbone:

InOlamide'sVoice...
Eleda mi oo... Mi o, mi o!!!
grin grin grin grin
.........side effect of oshogbo weed
Re: 5 UNDENIABLE Facts About Ladies. by Nobody: 9:51am On Jan 22, 2016
donTbone:

Mentioning monicker and pix would have helped berra
cheesy
Lol

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