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Are You As Smart As This Boy? by Emperoh(m): 3:22pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
this boy is just a half as smart as me, so imagine where i will be after reading this ARE YOU AS SMART AS THIS BOY? A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. Teacher: What is your problem? Boy: I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is. I think I should be in the third-grade too. The teacher took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told her that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: What is 3 x 3? Boy: 9 Principal: What is 6 x 6? Boy: 36 And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. 'I think the boy can go to the third-grade’, said the principal. The teacher said she had some of her own questions to ask. The principal and the boy agreed. Teacher: What is it that a cow has four and I have only two? Boy: (after a moment) Legs. Teacher: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have? Boy: Pockets. Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was already answering. Boy: Bubblegum Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy: Shake hands. Teacher: Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay? Boy: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large vodka peg, Boy: Wedding Ring. Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy: Nose Teacher: I am a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy: Firetruck. Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' and if u don't get it u have to use your hand? Boy: Fork. Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It is longer for some men than for others. The pope doesn't use his. Normally a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Boy: SURNAME. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, 'Send this Boy to the University. I got the last ten questions wrong myself!' |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by sweetliet: 3:43pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
dat teacher spoil no bi small |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by Emperoh(m): 4:06pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
Teasha and principa whp spoil pass!! Meanwhile who tell you say teasha spoil? How u take know? |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by beycitee(m): 4:51pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
D principal spoil no b small.d boy deserv a bsc. |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by romsky: 5:01pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
evagreen |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by tytylayor: 5:23pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
ever purple |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by mamagee3(f): 1:00am On Jun 26, 2009 |
stupid teacher. |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by just2nice(m): 8:13am On Jun 26, 2009 |
Olodo principal. |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by biola44: 9:28am On Jun 26, 2009 |
smart boy |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by Emperoh(m): 2:09pm On Jun 27, 2009 |
Hot teacher |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by clemcykul(f): 2:44pm On Jun 27, 2009 |
kudos emphie, long time |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by chasy16(f): 3:03pm On Jun 27, 2009 |
Clem, i learnt u have a twinny in here |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by larayat(f): 3:14pm On Jun 27, 2009 |
no mind am ooooooooooo. |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by Emperoh(m): 9:21pm On Jun 27, 2009 |
clemcykul:Clemcyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy What happened to you? Where have you been? Knew how much i missed you? What happenede to KUVUKILAND? Kuvuki my Kuvuki!! |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by Bbeee: 10:02pm On Jun 27, 2009 |
emperoh hu tif ur bread? |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by Emperoh(m): 10:34pm On Jun 27, 2009 |
Bbeee:God don catch you today!! so na you? Clemcy love, i don catch am!! |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by Emperoh(m): 8:50am On Jun 29, 2009 |
Naughty Teasha!!! |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by Gabry(f): 8:51am On Jun 29, 2009 |
lol |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by benedictac(f): 12:23pm On Jun 29, 2009 |
teasher, principal and the boy spoil no be small |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by Emperoh(m): 3:44pm On Jun 29, 2009 |
benedictac: How you take know if your mind never spoil finish? |
Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by clemcykul(f): 12:31pm On Jun 30, 2009 |
wat a rotten mind *hey emphie dis kain tyte hug nko?? u don press the living elements comot 4 my body, lol i miss u wella* |
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