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A young man and a lady decides to hook up in bed. They meet in a public place. After a few drinks and all that, they end up at home.
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They have a hot session of sex. The guy cums. The lady cums.
Case closed.
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Guy gets up, goes to the bathroom to wash up. When he returns he's seen with his boxers.
Lady gets up to go wash herself in the bathroom. When she gets back, guy expects her to get dressed and leave.
She doesn't. Know what she did?
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She stays coiled up in bed and goes on a #future_imagination_dream.
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What's on the lady's mind?
Now that he has had sex with mee (Pls note that; it's not now that "we" but "he" (in this context, she means she gave him the sex)
Good!
Now that he has had sex with me, that means I will be his girlfriend, and he's now my boyfriend or my husband. Let me
show him I'm a wife material.
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So she stands up, heads to the kitchen to prepare him his breakfast. She sweeps, makes the
bed, offers to wash his clothes, then asks what he will be having for lunch, dinner and even
breakfast next morning.
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Dude is confused.
The guy clearly has nothing of such in mind.
Want to know what's on his mind?
"Make she just go her house".
He is very polite by allowing her stay for 1hour. So he says, as a cue for her to get the drill and leave.
He fakes a call, picks up and says; "my boss just called me now, I have to leave"
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But she's not hearing that. Matter of fact, she's deaf to that.
She's hearing, "my boss just called me,
I have to leave, will I meet you when I get back?"
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The guy tries all the lies up on his sleeves, he fakes calls, text
messages but she's going no where.
He gets fed up and tells her to leave.
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And she concludes she has been used and dumped.
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How?
I give up!!!
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How about this for a change?
When you have coitus with a guy.
When you cum and he does cum too. Stand up, wash up, dress up and leave before he wakes up
(ok, he's not sleeping)
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Don't wait for transport fare.
We both know most time, that transport fare is indirectly a payment for the sex.
Don't expect his call. And don't bug him with your call.
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The only reason you should be pissed is if you didn't cum.
That's all.
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Stop being clingy after sex.
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Written by Nsikak Effiong.

Direct this to ur "target audience" and edit the topic. This is not a ladies issue.

Lol. That's the situation we find ourselves in with the leech species. Women atyms just drive me conundrums, the one you wanna be with won't stay. Sucks!

Creamish:
Direct this to ur "target audience" and edit the topic. This is not a ladies issue.

Actually, it is

Hemarhnuel:


Actually, it is

Ur generalizing. U associate with "one night standers" so direct ur topic to them and stop insulting Ladies generally. This is trash.

some will start introducing u as "my husband" after a great sex

i be like "not only husband, i'm also u cowband"

we just met biitch!!!

Creamish:


Ur generalizing. U associate with "one night standers" so direct ur topic to them and stop insulting Ladies generally. This is trash.

Lol. So you've never being in a one night stand situation be4? Haha You're still a learner abeg

pinceprinz:


Lol. So you've never being in a one night stand situation be4? Haha You're still a learner abeg

smh..

Creamish:


Ur generalizing. U associate with "one night standers" so direct ur topic to them and stop insulting Ladies generally. This is trash.

Like you wouldn't become a "one night stander" for your dream guy..

Creamish:

smh..

smh

Johnnoah1st:
@op maybe u should stop relating with clown girls, and averagely sensible lady wont do dat

Says who? Not when she tends to like you.

So where's she rushing to? Abeg let the gal stay joor, wetin sweet no dey kill!

jonaifame22:
So where's she rushing to? Abeg let the gal stay joor, wetin sweet no dey kill!

Make she begin live with you ba?

And asking for that kiss of assurance.

Hemarhnuel:

Make she begin live with you ba?

there's room for all!

DonChippy:
And asking for that kiss of assurance.

Bro, you knw what i'm talking abt

OP missed the part where she'll ask "what are we now?"

TrapLORD:
OP missed the part where she'll ask "what are we now?"

You'll just say '' we're nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator ''

So you just wanna keep banging. N they should keep leaving for the next lady to come abi Most guys case dey God hand.. I'll wait for the judge.. *fades

Creamish:
Direct this to ur "target audience" and edit the topic. This is not a ladies issue.

Exactly.This could be titled ' Stop bein' clingy'

They can be jst friends.. If he doesn't wana keep her, nd she doesnt have to be clingy or needy.. Jst sayin. Ladies are jst too sensitive nd guys insensitive. Pls yall shld find a meeting grnd

QueenValerie:
Exactly.This could be titled ' Stop bein' clingy'

Happy now?

Will u just change the 'topic' to FWB things, not all ladies

Nikita1:
Will u just change the 'topic' to FWB things, not all ladies

Check again

Hemarhnuel:


Happy now?

yes Thanks Op.

Hemarhnuel:


Check again

Good, oya clap 4 yaself