The greatest among men is a fool for one woman, so what is your Mumu button?

Ok, before I start, this is strictly a men’s talk, ladies please stay out and feminist don't even come near.

Final check, hey sister, why are you still reading this, I said men only, or because you wear low cut you now think like a dude yeah?

Last warning- Ladies stay off this post!

Alright, we now have just Men, before I continue, let me hail you my fellow men,
Umu Men Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu!
So my gist today is- Mumu Button.

What is your Mumu button? And don't even pretend you don't have one, we all have or once had that woman or that girl that can say something that will make you do what you don't want to do.

You know how when you desperately want something from your Dad and he says NO, then you go through your mum, she says one or two things to him and boom! You have what you want yes? That was your Dad’s mumu button your mum just pressed and he responded fine like the gadget that he is.

Well for me my mumu button is when common why should I even tell you about my mumu button when I know some women are still reading this.

If you know your mumu button make sure you keep it safe in your wallet, deep down where you keep your ATM cards.

I quite remember how a friend used his pocket money for the semester to help a girl subscribe for internet data, he ended up drinking garri till the next month in the friend zone.

The interesting thing about this Mumu button is once it's deactivated you will know just like America will know if Nigerian politician steals money, and after you've realized it you say to yourself “Hell no, I am never going to let this happen again” and she just looks at you and smile ‘cause it’s just a matter of time before you lose your grip and start drooling again like a baby.

The mumu button is wireless, it doesn’t always need a contact, distance doesn't matter much so it works for long distance relationship.

I once stayed awake all night doing an assignment for a girl that was in another university when I haven’t even started mine, she proved Einstein relativity theory was just right she remotely pressed it from far way and distance and space couldn't save poor me.

No matter how tough or Rambo you want to act, there is a girl or woman out there that can make you lose that consciousness, even the biblical Samson who was the then Chuck Norris, succumbed to Delilah after she played candy crush with his Mumu button.

And to those still acting like James Bond, u never jam walahi? I know my Mumu button, do you know yours?


N.B- Mumu button – /Mumu ˈbʌt(ə)n/

.noun
An emergency button and a manipulative ploy women often use on men to make them do what they won’t like to do under normal circumstances.
synonyms:soft spots

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Missmossy.

Brb

Give me Fufu and Egusi anyday

Beans & Fried plantain does the magic.

haa ! Now this is new...

MTCHEEEEW ,NA ONLY MUMU BUTTON?WHAT OF OTONDO AND OLODO BUTTON?

RexKex:
Beans & Fried plantain does the magic.

2dice:
Give me Fufu and Egusi anyday

guys and food

PrimeMinisterr:


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Minister I'm not talkin' ta you,you wouldn't answer my questions before.

Estharfabian:

I thought the rule is Men Only

Michellla:
guys and food

lol..girls and Gossip

Let the woman I love ask me for something in a respectful manner and accompany it with a soft kiss while caressing my nipples. I will not likely refuse her request. Na my mumu button be that.

QueenValerie:
Minister I'm not talkin' ta you,you wouldn't answer my questions before.

young lady, your questions were irrelevant or don't you think so,

I have six mumu buttons, but you have to press them in the right order.,

PrimeMinisterr:





young lady, your questions were irrelevant or don't you think so,

They weren't,an one was pertaining to the thread topic.
And you asked me about uploadin' my pic isn't that irrelevant too?

QueenValerie:
They weren't an one was pertaining to the thread topic.
And you asked me aboutuploadin' my pic isn't that irrelevant too?

*yawns*
okay uhm, first you lied, secondly you weren't ready to upload your pix neither did you give any explanation as regards that.

PrimeMinisterr:





*yawns*
okay uhm, first you lied, secondly you weren't ready to upload your pix neither did you give any explanation as regards that.

I didn't answer because you wouldn't answer me and I asked first .
And Minister,can you do that smarty pants thing you do an space my words an add the needed comma in your quotein' of me uptop,Thanks.

PrimeMinisterr:
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Thanks,Mr.Smarty pants.

QueenValerie:
Thanks,Mr.Smarty pants.

what a name.

PrimeMinisterr:



what a name.

Well you've earned it sir...wear it proudly.

I thought the feminine folks were forbidden from this thread and here they are dominating.

Thinking bout my mumu button like

sundoj08:
I thought the feminine folks were forbidden from this thread and here they are dominating.

Thinking bout my mumu button like

I wonder o

QueenValerie:
Well you've earned it sir...wear it proudly.

Ask me out !! I swear I don't know how this work but it makes me just helpless