Children are a gift from God. They come with different levels of intelligence, naughtiness, naivety and outright nastiness.

Some will make you fall in love with them while some will make you want to spank the hell out of them.

I remember two incidents that I will share.

One day I was around a lady that just picked up a little child of about 4 years old. Like 5 minutes later, I don't know what the woman did and the next thing I heard was; "hmm, mummy your hand is smelling" . The woman wanted to sink into the ground. I just pretended I didn't hear them so as not to worsen her embarrassment.

The second incident was one day my friend and I were going to visit a policeman friend at the station.

As we approached the station, there were officers in uniform milling around. Without prompting my friend's son of 3 years who was in the car with us saw them and shouted; "hee you, park there. In the usual police check-point manner.

My friend and I laughed our heads off. Luckily the officers were not within earshot.

Let's hear yours.

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Have they seen PMB certificate?

Hitback2back:
Have they seen PMB certificate?

Lol.

Give details naa.

Who asked you?

I remember during then when fela trousers were in vogue then, I managed to save enough to buy one (my very first)...the day I "launched" it, I wore a bright orange top to match it...na so I carry my two left legs go my friend neighbourhood....we were in a shop "pricing" things when all of a sudden a sharp voice said behind me "Heeee! Jesus! Aunty see ur big big bumbum"...I turned around and saw a 3 year old girl pointing at my defenders na so all the guyz (and even girls) around the area begin dey laff me...I just felt like being invisible at that moment.

Agrika:
I remember during then when fela trousers were in vogue then, I managed to save enough to buy one (my very first)...the day I "launched" it, I wore a bright orange top to match it...na so I carry my two left legs go my friend neighbourhood....we were in a shop "pricing" things when all of a sudden a sharp voice said behind me "Heeee! Jesus! Aunty see ur big big bumbum"...I turned around and saw a 3 year old girl pointing at my defenders na so all the guyz (and even girls) around the area begin dey laff me...I just felt like being invisible at that moment.

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Hilarious. Do u still have the trouser?

Lol,in the midst of her classmates(my mummy can mess ehnn...her mess smells like onions).i just pretended like I did not hear.
2: During lunch break(mentor,this food is not sweet jor!my mummy likes putting plenty oil).
3.my daddy and my mummy fought. Everytime, hel be saying I dnt money and he keeps plenty money in his wardrobe...lol.funny enough,they say these things in their innocence.they dnt even know it's funny or embarrassing.(its fun being a classteacher tho).

when our last born began talking and making speeches, one of the things she said to my dad was "daddy look at ur big waist"... she was just 2

My uncle was looking for money he kept one early morning and unfortunately woke up his 2+ daughter from sleep.
The poor girl just raised herself and called the daddy calmly
She said daddy and my uncle answered ,so she said money kill you..... You hear, the daddy answered and said okay i hear go to sleep..... The poor girl repeated till my uncle left the house and she went back to sleep
Unfortunately she's late now, she died at 6 but we still remember that comedy like it was yesterday

I beckoned my niece to eat,she said "am not eating,i ate yesterday".

Hehehehe
My lil man actually said to a friend, you don't have money
My mummy she have moneyz she buy me everything, you he don't have money, you don't have big motor car, if you look st my mummy face I slap you


He also said grandma don't know English
Mama to gbo English and came to me to say mama dont know English

What happened was we were gusting and then it occurred to me he usually speaks in Yoruba to grandma so I asked mum if she noticed only for my son to interrupt


*battling eyelashes*

pet4ril:
My uncle was looking for money he kept one early morning and unfortunately woke up his 2+ daughter from sleep.
The poor girl just raised herself and called the daddy calmly
She said daddy and my uncle answered ,so she said money kill you..... You hear, the daddy answered and said okay i hear go to sleep..... The poor girl repeated till my uncle left the house and she went back to sleep
Unfortunately she's late now, she died at 6 but we still remember that comedy like it was yesterday

Laugh wan kill me here. Money will kill you. Chai, no chill at all.

Yomieluv:
I beckoned my niece to eat,she said "am not eating,i ate yesterday".

She go soon know say 'hunger bad'.

While making-up some months ago, I noticed I had applied far too much of my eyeliner, so I started wiping it. Just then, my niece who was a year plus came in front of me, pointed at my face and said "Aunty, otutu!

In my mind I was like, 'Ma gba eti e'.

Gaborone:
While making-up some months ago, I noticed I had applied far too much of my eyeliner, so I started wiping it. Just then, my niece who was a year plus came in front of me, pointed at my face and said "Aunty, otutu!

In my mind I was like, 'Ma gba eti e'.

Aunty ojuju. Better pickin.

Gaborone:
While making-up some months ago, I noticed I had applied far too much of my eyeliner, so I started wiping it. Just then, my niece who was a year plus came in front of me, pointed at my face and said "Aunty, otutu!

In my mind I was like, 'Ma gba eti e'.

Aunty ojuju. Better pickin.