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See How Son Technically Adviced His Father...lol by Nobody: 4:36pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was
picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow. It was addressed "Dad."
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
and read the letter with trembling hands...
Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I am
writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so
nice, but I knew you wound not approve because of her
piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes, and the fact
she's much older than I. But it's not only the passion
Dad; she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer
in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the
commune -- for all the cocaine and ectasy we want. In
the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves
it!
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15, I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I am sure we'll be back to visit so that
you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love,
your son, Joshua
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are
worse things in life than the school report card that's
on the kitchen table. Call me when it's safe for me to
come home! 2 Likes |
Re: See How Son Technically Adviced His Father...lol by oglalasioux(m): 4:39pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
Epic |
Re: See How Son Technically Adviced His Father...lol by Pheals(f): 4:49pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
His father should encourage him |
Re: See How Son Technically Adviced His Father...lol by vicstar(m): 4:50pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
ehm! Op wait! See ehn! Sh'''t I just forgot what I wanna type , wait lemmme rethink |
Re: See How Son Technically Adviced His Father...lol by martyns303(m): 4:50pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
Popsi go just weak. |
Re: See How Son Technically Adviced His Father...lol by Pheals(f): 4:51pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
His father should encourage him... But Nigeria parent .. They will remold his brain |
Re: See How Son Technically Adviced His Father...lol by yemoxyl(m): 4:53pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: See How Son Technically Adviced His Father...lol by Rukkydelta(f): 5:47pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
Hahahaha...........speechless |
Re: See How Son Technically Adviced His Father...lol by Kaylexzy(m): 5:57pm On Feb 05, 2016 |
Abeg make dem beat d dude to death!!!!! Try dat with my p-man and see dat Jesus Christ no be Nigerian... |
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