*copied article* (bad luck for a nigga)



Just the other day when I was going to oshodi, I was waiting to board a bus when I sighted this girl, I can't say she is very pretty but she is so much my type..... she was also waiting for bus and I decided to flirt a little bit.

that was how I approached her and she started forming as usual, she told me to say what I wanted to say cos she will leave if a bus arrives.... for some weird reason I didn't care about the potential embarrassment I was about to face so I kept talking and she was paying very little attention.

it was all getting boring until one small wicked wind blew towards us and made something enter her eyes(both eyes).... she started scratching her eyes deeply so I took her off public and then helped her blow her eyes.... where the whole yawa began was when I asked her to try and open the eyes and she opened and said "I can't see anything" jesu, cant see wetin.........I quickly rushed to a shop nearby and bought a bottle water, I helped her rinse her face but still she ain't seeing anything.

I sighted a pharmacy so I decided to take her there.... at first I asked them for a bowl with water so she can open her eyes in water, it didn't work.
the pharmacy attendant advised me to buy an eye drop.. I bought it an applied and sat down for a while, after like 10 minutes she suddenly said "ah its opened, I can now see".

she collected my number so she can thank me later cos she is already late.... I've just been thanking God since then cos what really helped me was that the girl wasn't a superstitious person or else the whole bus stop would have pounced on me and I would have been on aunty Linda's headline like " boy use girl's eyes for ritual" + untrue details.

my flirty attitude has reduced ever since

cc. lalasticlala

praise God on behalf of this our brother here

Mehn na God save you oh!

bros shout 200 halleluyah, 300 thank u Lord and give pple that lack token especial those Fulani kids to show appreciation

dude got more than he bargained for

chai, naso Linda go jus use ur tori rake in say millions? As our ppl like gist reach

U are lucky thou...

viickerz:
dude got more than he bargained for

way more

Believe the OP at your own risk.

Na wao