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Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by Boltzmannolly(m): 8:05pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Humnnnn Nigeria Police na them be the real armed robbers in naijiria. I culd remember a time a broda of mine spent my friend money about #500K and we were looking for de guy and.went to Area G police station @ Ogba to report den few dayz later de guy surface back home den we went back to inform dem the guy has returned and I and my friend will sort the issue of money. The next tin I heard was no we av to bring de guy to dem and I should refund my friend's money and dat their share from it is 10% wot for and likewise my friend. Infact dey trace my address and brought a warrant of arrest to arrest my broda all cos we told dem to close the case file and we ar goin to settle the monetary issue but I refused them. In short if yu see naijiria police pls run away from them. Tank U allll. |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by chriskosherbal(m): 8:12pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Hmmmm |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by mentorken05(m): 8:58pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Sometime last year,my friend and I were driving to Enugu from awka. We were stopped around 9th mile corner(as it is with Nigeria police when they see two or three young guys in a car). One of them told the officer that stopped us to search us and make sure he finds something even if it's a rizler(a white paper used for wrapping marijuana).His reason was that we might be suspected criminals or even kidnappers(reason being that my friend was driving a Nissan Armada). The officer(inspector I guess) did as he was told but the found nothing on us and in the car. He reported back to his superior officer and his superior came to search us and the car by himself. While searching us he saw our different IDs and he was like...“who una papa be and wetin una dey do?”..it was amusing because he saw our age and he believed we were too young to be driving a V8 jeep except we are criminals or kidnappers(stupid naija mentality)...we showed him our complimentary cards and suddenly his mean face changed to a smiley face. He was like “make una find us something naa”...I now took it personal with him and told him that there is no way I will give him something considering the level of embarrassment he gave us(i forgot to add that when he was searching he opened a sealed parcel which was a gift meant for someone).. After telling him my churchmind,he started shouting,telling us to drive off or he will do something stupid...as we were about driving off he called us BLOODY CIVILIANS...couldn't help but laugh because he doesn't know he is a civilian too. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by todayguest(m): 9:21pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Despite their many sins. Some have been fortunate to have received their help also. A man was robbed of all that he had on his way home. The fuel he had, could not take him home. As luck would have it, he met a police checkpoint and stopped. He narrated all that happened to them. To his surprise, they showed empathy, took him to a filling station, bought fuel for him and gave him N5,000 in addition for anything that may occure on the way. He said, "God will bless and protect them, and that, someone also would help them at the point of their needs" 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by uhiochris1(m): 10:29pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
I went somewhere while returning this police guy stopped us his name is Sunny (I have forgotten his Surname/Number) so he started shouting at the driver because the guy previously gave him a bad money. He said: "U no my right and you no what I can do. U no that power Pass Power u thought I was a fool and you gave me torn money abi see am warning you don't try it again or I will deal with you" |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by FuckTheMod: 10:37pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
currentbrands:Funniest 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by henrybomb(m): 11:11pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Pheals:Police is our friend indeed cos wen u carry case cum dem go change evrytin cum put d case 4 ya head...#meninblack |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by ataspray(m): 1:06am On Feb 07, 2016 |
some years ago was driving around afrikan shrine ikeja (with expired docs and weed in d car) got stopped n searched n everythin was found police- oga ur money na 100k me- lol oga na cashless society be dis hw i go hold 100k 4 hand police-oya go use atm quick me- oga money no dey d atm, but i hold small somtin here i fit drop for u police-hw much? me- na 1k oo police-u no serious oya enter motor we dey go station me- ok no wahala we drove some distance, towards MKO Abiola garden, dey stopped, i stopped behind dem police- oya oga talk better no waste our time, if we reach station na die u dey oo me- oga make we go station i no get pass dis 1k for here, if arm robber go person house and na only 20 naira d person get 4 house, robber no fit comot with 40 naira END OF STORY- dey collected d 1k, and gave me my weed back. 2nd incident, i was travelin, got stopped along onitsha-owerri road just after obosi police checked everything. all was intact dis time police-oya where ur engine number dey come show us me- ahh oga mi make i park well be dat, and make una find me somtin cold to drink coz we go tey small 4 here oo, b4 i go fit show una as engine need cool down wella police- o boy come show us engine number u too talk me- ah oga mi me i no fit put hand for dere oo, motor wey i don dey fire non stop from lagos, u say make i put hand 4 engine show u d number? na flesh dey my hand o no be metal police- o boy u funny o oya carry ur motor dey comot for here me -yes sir police- anythin for us? we don dey work under sun since morning me- oga if i don dey come bk i go see una .. den i zoomed off moral of all dis? know hw to approach and talk to dese policmen, they are humans just like us, forget uniform and gun. keep ur cool at all times, dnt form hard guy, and be jovial/pleasant too. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by ItsMeAboki(m): 6:48am On Feb 07, 2016 |
LOL, Nigerian Police and Bribe
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Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by galaxi(m): 9:07am On Feb 07, 2016 |
Everybody is busy talking about the police,what about the Nigerian army? They are doing the same thing now,few days ago i was in a keke and we were asked to stop by some hoodlums and they demanded 100# from the keke operator and i was so disappointed when i found out that the military men were using the boys to collect 100# each from the keke operators in that check point. When the man refused giving the bribe as requested one of the military guys walked up to him and was threatening to deal with him if he don't comply,He gave them the 100# + 50# already giving to police in a previous check point +20# paid to their union before leaving the departure point...he was left with 30# at the end of the journey. We were all looking and couldn't say a word as the helpless keke operators paid the 100# with 'THANK YOU SIR' but only to start complaining immediately they left the check point. The military check points is at obikabia,along new umuahia road ogbor hill Aba,Abia State and the police check point is opposite seven days Adventist hospital along the same new umuahia road and the distance between this two check points is not more than a mile. Nigeria JAGA JAGA!!! |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by RawestThugAlive(m): 9:57am On Feb 07, 2016 |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by RawestThugAlive(m): 10:03am On Feb 07, 2016 |
Wicked Guy, I Feel You |
Re: Nigeria Police And Money(share Your Experience With Them) by vivaciousvivi(f): 5:24pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Driving along Akin Adesola few years back, I was on the wrong lane as I wanted to drive into adeola Odeku street. There was some traffic on the left lane (which is where I should have been) and not the right lane (for motorists driving towards Falomo bridge). By the time I noticed my mistake (I had started trafficating left and caused a small traffic on my own for legitimate motorists), police came to my vehicle. I was so calm as I simply reached into my purse, pulled out N500, smiled at the police man and quickly explained that I made an honest mistake. The guy didn't even wait for my explanation. He plucked my money from my fingers, stopped traffic for the legitimate lane turning into d same Adeola odeku, smiled at me and asked me to go! |
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