K9Uneet:
My brother, she really messed my life up.

My brother, sorry for the loss..

LastMumu:
Wake up to find myself in Ss2? WTF! I'd rather just die. I was the dullest kid back then in school and every session back to back, I was always carrying last!

There was even a year in ss3 when I managed to score - 2/100 over hundred in Mathematics. The - 2 score was a punishment I got from our exam invigilator for making noise in the exam Hall!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . this sure made my morning... can't stop laughing... he said -2

I go become president for another dream

Yea I will indeed be glad ,a more reason to right my wrongs

One thing I know is that I dnt want 2 do IT again.... My life is gr8... When real life presents itself we'll still do what we hav 2 do... It never presents complete info on hw events may eventually turn out so thereare apart 4rm loss of loved 1s, I'd say forge ahead.

Just go back to sleep.

i'll quickly open an account on ;Dnairaland and ;Dbleep those free ;Dpussy i dey use form holy.

K9Uneet:
I go happy die.
I'll see it as a second chance/ second opportunity to make amends, because, truth be told I've made a lot of mistakes in life. But thank God for the life I'm living right now.
Then I'll learn NEVER to fall in love with any girl called Geraldine.

Nigga, ur last sentence almost made me to fall off my chair with laughter, chai!

Wud be glad for the opportunity.... I really cud use a clean slate

lolz.... pple like dasuki go happy dai...

Hmmm... Time travel abi alternate universe? Well... I wouldn't get below A in any subject in sec school. Plus I'd get to study my dream robotics

Only scary part is that I'd have to look for my sugar and make her fall for me for real.

So many people have made huge mistakes

osesology:

Nigga, ur last sentence almost made me to fall off my chair with laughter, chai!

Its not a laughing matter, dude. True story. I nearly gave up on life. That experience still haunts me.

espionagesavvy:
1. I won't get married to my wife.
2. I would do medicine instead of dentistry.
3. I won't work so hard in life, success is not by hardwork as I was made to believe.
4. I would copy someone's assignment..

make ur wife no see this comment o

K9Uneet:

Its not a laughing matter, dude. True story. I nearly gave up on life. That experience still haunts me.

gave up on life
This is serious...

I will go back to ss1 and do sciences.
I have no much life regrets since everything so far played out good for me.

I'll be so happy.... My mum won't be dead..

a complete sex story, full of romance and suspense........http://www.earthsgeo..com.ng/2016/02/hostile-takeover.html

I will eat,drink,bath..arrange my bed weller and so back to finish the dream..

espionagesavvy:
1. I won't get married to my wife.
2. I would do medicine instead of dentistry.
3. I won't work so hard in life, success is not by hardwork as I was made to believe.
4. I would copy someone's assignment..

bros, we're in d same shoes o. I also will rather do Mbbs instead of Dentistry. I just dnt knw what lies await me nw when I become a graduate

I wud be verrry unhappy to wake and still see OBJ as the president

I will be Happy coz I've already gotten the list of the unscrupulous element that polluted my dear country from the likes of Jonathan > Dasuki > methu etc to mention few and firmly against them in the years to come ( if unfortunately my dream wanna Come 2ru)

I know by then GOOGLE, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM WHATSAPP would not be there so I will either watch out for these companies when they start to buy major stake in them or found these companies myself!!!

I go sharply go mak frnd wt dansuki.. ;

iykemoney90:
At least I will be happy Buhari is not the president yet.

true bro

e go pain me die....cos lagos state will go back to what it use to be, oshodi in particular.

I won't go to school that day cos the teacher go be learner for my eyes

I will be happy because after my waec&Neco, I won't even bother wasting my time going to any university. I will go and learn better handiwork and get my own farm

Na 2 go borrow, fap everybody money I Sabi take am go bet on top football matches. Iyalaya anybody.

To be honest I'd rather I woke up in primary 6..... So many things to amend

But then I might not meet my current babes

I really do Thank GOD Almighty for the life I'm living

espionagesavvy:
1. I won't get married to my wife.
2. I would do medicine instead of dentistry.
3. I won't work so hard in life, success is not by hardwork as I was made to believe.
4. I would copy someone's assignment..

interesting