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Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by Abbeyunique2(m): 9:02pm On Feb 06, 2016
oya Reverend father Abraham eyan tuface idibia. continue jare, nah holy seed you dey distribute. atleast the bible says go and multiply.
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by INTROVERT(f): 9:03pm On Feb 06, 2016
Speechless
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by Nobody: 9:03pm On Feb 06, 2016
praise da lord!
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by Holuwakemmy16(f): 9:03pm On Feb 06, 2016
This one of those Rev that call themselves and not call by God,endtime Rev
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by FRANKOXY(m): 9:04pm On Feb 06, 2016
Such are the women that eye offering.
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by Uncletony(m): 9:05pm On Feb 06, 2016
Chaii

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Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by phreakabit(m): 9:06pm On Feb 06, 2016
This story get as e be. . .
So what happens if he gives the oil to a guy or if one of the woman husband come rub the oil?
[size=14pt]The dream go be like this :[/size]

Rev: Dafuq?! Guy what are you doing here?
Husband: Oh boy why are you nak3d and why do you have a bon3r?!
Rev: Why you go rub the oil na? Shey na you I gave oil ni?
Rev : Abeg wake up, wake up!!! make I commot for this dream sharply.


Either way sha, the story has too many loop holes.

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Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by tuna4servi(m): 9:06pm On Feb 06, 2016
End time Reverend

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Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by shamecurls(m): 9:09pm On Feb 06, 2016
The Reverend sperm go thick die.....

They should extract all that is left into a test tube and give Ini Edo and Tonto Dike to drink........ grin grin grin
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by Cutehector(m): 9:11pm On Feb 06, 2016
Chei ah for fear whether na reverend father as I see "reverend" impregnates church members.

So all these pentecostal pastors be forming man of God, and be doin shitt like these. It's well.

OK so d bashing can begin... won't even reply sef cool
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by Misogynist2014(m): 9:13pm On Feb 06, 2016
Wonderful
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by Phonon: 9:15pm On Feb 06, 2016
How does "Randy" and "Man of God" end up in the same sentence? cool
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by DgreatObserver(m): 9:23pm On Feb 06, 2016
Hum hausa man own better na marry I'm dey marry 15,16,17 but we cristians eder pastor sleep with them or at that age 99.9persent of them are having sex rigth from primary to secondary, university na don't talk, and if person talk they will say na love, what stupid love. Sex is nothing in the SS and SE of nigeria. WHY
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by Awoofawo(m): 9:27pm On Feb 06, 2016
One of the effects of having too much holy sperm in one system...holy konji! One drop is enough to impregnated legion of women tongue
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by dikeigbo2(m): 9:27pm On Feb 06, 2016
A loosed canon,an appological he goat.


Randy pastor, lover of puccy grin
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by 1miccza: 9:30pm On Feb 06, 2016
Happiness87:
seven plus 2 = 9 plus himself and wife = 11, his children (if any, are on bench)

my guy is a top strike, manu should sign him

On the contrary chelsea needs sharp strikers like him. Chelsea should sign him
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by Awoofawo(m): 9:31pm On Feb 06, 2016
Holy sperm, certified by National Food & Drugs Agency! tongue
shamecurls:
The Reverend sperm go thick die.....

They should extract all that is left into a test tube and give Ini Edo and Tonto Dike to drink........ grin grin grin
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by Nobody: 9:34pm On Feb 06, 2016
Of late, i have been hearing bad news from delta, if it is not wife killing husband or reverend impregnates church members or pastor buried church members as part of his foundation. What is happening over there, i need a cogent answers
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by akoladejesu(m): 9:38pm On Feb 06, 2016
Now some idiots will be blaming Buhari for this pastor's devilish act! Na Konji I blame sha...
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by Vongsama(m): 9:44pm On Feb 06, 2016
Judgment day is gonna be one hell of a drama




Lemme be rehearsing ma role tho.
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by flokii: 9:47pm On Feb 06, 2016
na POWER ENTER things cheesy

women ehnn... na dem dey fall for spiritual scam pass
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by NovusHomo(m): 10:09pm On Feb 06, 2016
Randy nigga. Castrate him in the name of God.
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by habsydiamond(m): 10:09pm On Feb 06, 2016
Sharp shooter. Man of Devil. U even dey snipe teenagers. Wetin u dey prophecy for dem. Shame no dey ur dictionary I tink.
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by Nobody: 10:13pm On Feb 06, 2016
To me, the highest miracle one can recive is to pray he/herslf out any problem. Runing up and down for solution is never the best. The Bible said in the book 2nd chor 7vs14 if only the people i call by my own name will humble themselfs and ask for forgivenes i will listen to them and forgive their sin and make their land Prosperous again. In Jem he said i alone knows the thought i have for you, a thought of good not of evil, a thought to make u prospery..... To give you an expected end that you hope for. I wonder why many will be runing up and down for miracle, waiting for when prophet will call your name and give you prophsy. Dont you know your name?
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by reallest(f): 10:14pm On Feb 06, 2016
Happiness87:
seven plus 2 = 9 plus himself and wife = 11, his children (if any, are on bench)

my guy is a top strike, manu should sign him


U must be a football fan?

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Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by globalnewsmag: 10:22pm On Feb 06, 2016
Randy savage indeed .the man do randy all church member azzzzzzz finish
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by jagbajantus: 10:35pm On Feb 06, 2016
What crime did he commit? Lying or cheating, misuse of a man's tool, seduction, false-preaching, sleeping with too many women?
When did it become a crime to either sleep with or get an adult woman pregnant? Does Nigerian law say you cannot get women pregnant?
But I suggest that all those women go do a medical check up. This man sleeps with several women and apparently, he uses no protection.
A DNA test can easily prove whether he is the father of the many children or not. So why don't the Police authorities do the simple test?
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by olajizz01(m): 10:51pm On Feb 06, 2016
Some acclaimed man of God and toto are inseperable.
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by front247: 10:56pm On Feb 06, 2016
matthew 24:: 4 to 11 even d very elect will be deceived jesus said take heed dat no one deceive u 95 percent of nigerian pastors ar fake i pity d gullible ones
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by Okorieikechukwu(m): 11:02pm On Feb 06, 2016
End time
Re: Reverend Impregnates Seven Church Members, Two Married Women - Punch by Okorieikechukwu(m): 11:03pm On Feb 06, 2016
End time :-XEnd time

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