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Igbo, Hausa And Yoruba In Trouble Again by petkoffDrake(m): 4:13pm On Feb 13, 2016
JOKE OF THE DAY
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in
a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the
cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass
a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get
ten pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went
their separate ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba man came
back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples."
Then the king explained the trial to him, "You have to
swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or
you will be killed. The first apple went in, but on the second
one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries.
When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to
himself that this should be easy.... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on
the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in heaven and the
Yoruba man asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got
away with the trial."
The Igbo man replied, "I couldn't help it, when I saw the
Hausa man coming with Watermelons!..
Re: Igbo, Hausa And Yoruba In Trouble Again by Nobody: 4:14pm On Feb 13, 2016
This joke was around during the pre-universe era
Re: Igbo, Hausa And Yoruba In Trouble Again by Cholls(m): 4:22pm On Feb 13, 2016
my brother hahaha this joke reminds of Dasuki.
Re: Igbo, Hausa And Yoruba In Trouble Again by hertz9te(m): 4:56pm On Feb 13, 2016
I remember this joke...still ver y funny
Re: Igbo, Hausa And Yoruba In Trouble Again by tpiah2: 5:03pm On Feb 13, 2016
so unfunny.

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