refiner:



u again!....wats ur bizznes?...I can mention his name one thousand and one time....its never ur palava!

gerrarahie joor!

are you looking for who to pop your cherry?

refiner:


a date will be won wif me,if truly d picx look different!

SECONDED, d date is mine already.

lifeisabitch:
are you looking for who to pop your cherry?

frustrated fool!....keep on ranting,av gat nt ur time!

refiner:



frustrated fool!....keep on ranting,av gat nt ur time!

yeye Virginia

ssoftappless:
is it my fault dat u uploaded a fake dp of a white girl dat stfuareyougod,kingtom,synzu,agarawu thought ure a fair lady, then u only got 1like for two weeks when u uploaded ur real black skin picture and u had to delete it bcaus of shame of 1like in two weeks? beg marieolae and twaci to give u their charm.

I've pleaded with you to keep me fair and square out of your feats of stupidity. I won't warn you again.

ssoftappless:
SECONDED, d date is mine already.

let's watch and see......no go bring anoder person picz ooo...

well sha,I will knw!

Synzu:


I've pleaded with you to keep me fair and square out of your feats of stupidity. I won't warn you again.

k u hav been noticed.

Synzu:


I've pleaded with you to keep me fair and square out of your feats of stupidity. I won't warn you again.

atleast edit d monikers i quoted 2 avoid mentions. "na wa

lifeisabitch:
madam, how many times will you mention Naijaboy in a sentence? Shuooooo, u obsessed?

BumBae:

Uve asked me that twice ,, cnt remember jare .What did i oromise lol pm me

alryt bae.

STFUareyouGod:
who likes don help? I haven't received any alert from my bank for NL likes


How waka Bros? We still hooking up?

Hahahahahahaha, no be only who like don help?!
Well e be like say nobody don like this your new update make I kuku go like ham...
Bros my waka dey my pocket oo, if to say I dey Lag we for hook up, but na Abj I base baba..

refiner:



yea...upon he is ugli,he still have a lot of likes unlike naijaboiy!

Who tell you say him ugly, that baba get swag oo, and that's all that count... I like him dreadlocks and I dey plan my own too..

*cocks gun** I dey wait

ssoftappless:
BRO prettythicksme na my personal person o, i fit still shoot u if u near her.

ChappyChase:

Who tell you say him ugly, that baba get swag oo, and that's all that count... I like him dreadlocks and I dey plan my own too..

oh!....u love d dreadlocks!....I hate it tho...it makes u look dirty..

refiner:


oh!....u love d dreadlocks!....I hate it tho...it makes u look dirty..

Na eim be say you go start to hate me too cause my dread na all rounde,, but babe you use style set oo... Happy val by the way...

ChappyChase:

Na eim be say you go start to hate me too cause my dread na all rounde,, but babe you use style set oo... Happy val by the way...

lol...u beta don't try it ooo or I will divorce u..

wishing u d best of love dear....hope say u don buy my gift!!!

refiner:


lol...u beta don't try it ooo or I will divorce u..

wishing u d best of love dear....hope say u don buy my gift!!!

Hahahahahha..... For your sake na molo I go barb self! Well you never tell me watin you want make I buy for you nau...

ChappyChase:

Hahahahahha..... For your sake na molo I go barb self! Well you never tell me watin you want make I buy for you nau...

yea,mala makes someone looks responsible and even wealthy!

well...u can get be..ermm,,dere is dis lovely car called hilux,d new model own ooo...I knw its jst a little thing to u,buh as I no get big eye dat will be enoff for me!

refiner:



yea,mala makes someone looks responsible and even wealthy!

well...u can get be..ermm,,dere is dis lovely car called hilux,d new model own ooo...I knw its jst a little thing to u,buh as I no get big eye dat will be enoff for me!

Hahhaahha!! You sure say you go dey comfortable inside Hilux?

ChappyChase:

Hahhaahha!! You sure say you go dey comfortable inside Hilux?

yea!...buh if e too small for u den u get me venza or Lamborghini!!!..... like I said before,I don't want much...gat no big eyes!

refiner:


yea!...buh if e too small for u den u get me venza or Lamborghini!!!..... like I said before,I don't want much...gat no big eyes!

Bae na wa you oo, them give you pre village, you wan come take the whole village and post village..
Lamborghini!!! Babe you wan wreck me?

nairaland has beautiful girls...even those with low likes

Pwettyella:

Lol...its called swag abi

mmmmm

Leriebloom:

Lolz. Nope

oya open it

pbs4real:
oya open it

Its a picture. Its already taken.

pbs4real:
mmmmm

Abi

Interesting thread I must say, so many comments and counter comments, maybe I haven't been to observant about the whole likes things the people OP mentioned, well I am still new here in a way...crazy, funny, attention seekers, cheeky, teasers... NL sure has em'