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Report From Last Valentine's Activities In Naija by ponti93(m): 12:31am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Report from last Valentine's activities in Naija as compiled by Nigerian Association of Boyfriends and Girlfriend (NABG) 1. Engagement 11% 2. Heartbreaks 92% 3. Pregnancies 87% 4. Unofficial girls known 68% 5. Assumption boyfriends 81% 6. Wives caught cheating 44% 7. Husbands caught cheating 79% 8. Fast food sales 150% 9. Buka sales 38% 10. Night club patronage 205% 11. Pepper soup joint sales 300% 12. Girls in hospital over love 62% 13. Boys in hospital over love none 14. Girls arrested for fighting over boys 88% 15. Guys arrested for fighting over girls 50% 16. Wives beating up husbands in public 12% 17. Husbands beating up wives in public 90% 18. Exchange of boxers for blackberry 99.9% 19. Problems with DPs that refused to change 99.99% 20. Numbers of batteries that went flat 122million. Stay tuned for this year's report after Valentine!!! 1 Like |
Re: Report From Last Valentine's Activities In Naija by Kenzico(m): 12:44am On Feb 14, 2016 |
You are sooooo damn Correct bro!! That exchange of BB for Boxers sef :-/ |
Re: Report From Last Valentine's Activities In Naija by Olasco93: 1:54am On Feb 14, 2016 |
See how valentine is changing the
vocabulary of our ladies "my boyfriend is taking me out for outing" |
Re: Report From Last Valentine's Activities In Naija by smsshola(m): 5:22am On Feb 14, 2016 |
. the same old stories |
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