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Report From Last Valentine's Activities In Naija by ponti93(m): 12:31am On Feb 14, 2016
Report from last Valentine's activities in Naija as compiled by Nigerian Association of Boyfriends and Girlfriend (NABG)
1. Engagement 11%
2. Heartbreaks 92%
3. Pregnancies 87%
4. Unofficial girls known 68%
5. Assumption boyfriends 81%
6. Wives caught cheating 44%
7. Husbands caught cheating 79%
8. Fast food sales 150%
9. Buka sales 38%
10. Night club patronage 205%
11. Pepper soup joint sales 300%
12. Girls in hospital over love 62%
13. Boys in hospital over love none
14. Girls arrested for fighting over boys 88%
15. Guys arrested for fighting over girls 50%
16. Wives beating up husbands in public 12%
17. Husbands beating up wives in public 90%
18. Exchange of boxers for blackberry 99.9%
19. Problems with DPs that refused to change 99.99%
20. Numbers of batteries that went flat 122million.
Stay tuned for this year's report after Valentine!!!

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Re: Report From Last Valentine's Activities In Naija by Kenzico(m): 12:44am On Feb 14, 2016
You are sooooo damn Correct bro!! That exchange of BB for Boxers sef :-/
Re: Report From Last Valentine's Activities In Naija by Olasco93: 1:54am On Feb 14, 2016
See how valentine is changing the vocabulary of our ladies "my boyfriend is taking me out for outing"
Re: Report From Last Valentine's Activities In Naija by smsshola(m): 5:22am On Feb 14, 2016
. the same old stories

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