matrix199:


That wasn't an insult. I'm just surprised a creamy lady like u wld buy such crap.

But then, u're correct about one thing, I'm still single, so are u! So, shld we give NL a story to talk about in future?

I'm not single...which is what my opinion is based on. Been married for some years now. Attended some weddings as a bridesmaid and Iv seen the MIL come around to the Hotel room...not once...not twice.. It is neither a crap to be bought nor a premise on which my IQ results should be uploaded.

Creamish:


I'm not single...which is what my opinion is based on. Been married for some years now. Attended some weddings as a bridesmaid and Iv seen the MIL come around to the Hotel room...not once...not twice.. It is neither a crap to be bought nor a premise to upload my IQ results.

Maybe I should borrow you my IQ so u can read the story between the lines.

matrix199:


Maybe I should borrow you my IQ so u can read the story between the lines.

Lolz...U have so much confidence in ur IQ. Please borrow me then. I'd like to see what U think U know with ur lack of experience on this matter. My response is based on the highlighted questions. Il place them below again just in.case you developed some amnesia while typing.

matrix199:
Your friend mandated you to write his experience for the wrold to read?

Your friend's mother was there watching them in the hotel while the action was goin on?

How did she get to the hotel?

What was she looking for there?

How did she know the exact room they were?

So people no longer shut and lock the door of hotel rooms?

Fabricated stories here and there. This is one of the dumbest stories on NL

Creamish:


Lolz...U have so much confidence in ur IQ. Please borrow me then. I'd like to see what U think U know with ur lack of experience on this matter. My response is based on the highlighted questions. Il place them below again just in.case you developed some amnesia while typing.

Hian! Na wa o! Abeg read the fabricated story again. Now read the part I asked when people no longer shut the door to their hotel room when having sex. So she was dumb to have left the door unlocked when she knew any1 from her relation, or her fiance's relation could come visiting at anytime!.

Let me guess what u may say to counter this,....... She was carried away, forgetting to shut the door, abi?

Dear creamish, what kind of cream are u? Hair cream or what? Think swtie, think! What kind of pathetic guy tells his friend to tell his story to the world?

The dumbest story ever on NL. I'm telling you.

Whether fake or real, the narrator said people should advise his friend and not chastise him, haha! Oga writer, my advice is that your friend should take heart and move on, shits happen everyday.

Osho no dey retire.

Spirit of lust

matrix199:


Hian! Na wa o! Abeg read the fabricated story again. Now read the part I asked when people no longer shut the door to their hotel room when having sex. So she was dumb to have left the door unlocked when she knew any1 from her relation, or her fiance's relation could come visiting at anytime!.

Let me guess what u may say to counter this,....... She was carried away, forgetting to shut the door, abi?

Dear creamish, what kind of cream are u? Hair cream or what? Think swtie, think! What kind of pathetic guy tells his friend to tell his story to the world?

The dumbest story ever on NL. I'm telling you.

Yup! I was right. U did have some amnesia. I responded to the questions u asked that I highlighted. ..and u decided to single out the non-highlited question .

Moving on ...

Creamish:



Yup! I was right. U did have some amnesia. I responded to the questions u asked that I highlighted. ..and u decided to single out the non-highlited question .

Moving on ...

Let me repost the dumb story in case u didn't read earlier with your glasses.

igwegeorgiano:
Women, they say are necessary evil that the men folks should learn to put up with for whatever reason we should. apology to all decent women out there.

My very good friend is in tears right now and has mandated me to write his ugly love life experience for the world to read. yeah things like this happens every other day and it takes the grace of the Almighty to survived it especially when everything that concerns you is woven around it.

My friend met his wife to be 5 month ago in one of the new generation churches in portharcourt . after the church service on this lovely day, my friend offer to drop her off at home. one thing led to the other they started courting with the understanding that there will be no sex till the night of their wedding.

That settled, they decided that every meetings will be at eateries or the church premises and this was the case untill last month January when preps for the trad and church wedding came up. both agreed that the traditional and church wedding should be done the same day.

On the night before the wedding my friend sent his driver to collect his ATM cards from his fiance who he actually lodged in an hotel somewhere in town. his driver got there, met the lady alone in the hotel room and delivered her fiancee message to her. the lady immediately, as though under a spell started undtessing herself and pleading with the driver to have her. without a second thought, the driver obliged her and the banging sessions commenced. they were still at it when the mother in-law opened the door without knocling and without their notice.

The mother in law stood there for a while watching a live porn movie btw her son's wife to be and his driver. Whe she made her presence known in yhe room after about five minutes, the lady was like "mummy its not ehat you think i can explain, its was the devil work" . she called her son to come over immediately. she narrated what she metvon arrival to her son. he inquire tovknow the truth from his babe which she admitted but blamed it on witches from her village.

The wedding has been called off and my friend is still soaking himself with tears and alcohol. He has swore never to have anything to do with any woman again in his life. Fellow NL are very wise and intelligent advisers. What do you think this young man should do especially in the aspect of loving again. he has actually mandated me to put is number so he can be reached to enable him receive advise from anyone who get to read his story.

Here is the number 09024809547. thanks as you called to advise a trouble soul.

My rhetorical questions were drawn from this pathetic story. Your response was based on general culture, probably in ur tribe or smthing. Can't u see this story can make onions cry?! Hian!

I doubt you wld pass a white collar Job interview! Alrite then, u can move on.

matrix199:



Let me repost the dumb story in case u didn't read earlier with your glasses.



My rhetorical questions were drawn from this pathetic story. Your response was based on general culture, probably in ur tribe or smthing. Can't u see this story can make onions cry?! Hian!

I doubt you wld pass a white collar Job interview! Alrite then, u can move on.

. Lolz. Child iv gone waaaaaaaaayyyyy past ur rants. U can't curse me wit something I've got over a decade of experience in. Lolz...talking about passing a job interview... I'm on the interview panel boy!!!

Enjoy ur weekend...

Creamish:


. Lolz. Child iv gone waaaaaaaaayyyyy past ur rants. U can't curse me wit something I've got over a decade of experience in. Lolz...talking about passing a job interview... I'm on the interview panel boy!!!

Enjoy ur weekend...

Lol..... I'm not surprised you're on the panel, afterall, we're in Nigeria, crazy things happen. Besides, any1 can be on a panel, so long she's the owner of the organisation, or related to the owner. Madam nkechi of "nkechi food is ready plc" interviews those who come for sales boy and sales girl positions", so I understand you perfectly.

matrix199:


Lol..... I'm not surprised you're on the panel, afterall, we're in Nigeria, crazy things happen. Besides, any1 can be on a panel, so long she's the owner of the organisation, or related to the owner. Madam nkechi of "nkechi food is ready plc" interviews those who come for sales boy and sales girl positions", so I understand you perfectly.

With ur high IQ.. "Nkechi food is ready plc" is a great example of a white collar job.

Abeg...stop embarrassing urself. Lawd knows Wat dumb reply I'll see next..

Creamish:


With ur high IQ.. "Nkechi food is ready plc" is a great example of a white collar job.

Abeg...stop embarrassing urself. Lawd knows Wat dumb reply I'll see next..

No sense of correlation! I'm disappointed.

I said I doubt you'd pass a white collar interview. U responded, and said u're on an interview panel. I mocked your claim by citing "nkechi food is ready plc".

See eh, I think u're draining my IQ battery. Let me unplug you shap shap!

matrix199:


No sense of correlation! I'm disappointed.

I said I doubt you'd pass a white collar interview. U responded, and said u're on an interview panel. I mocked your claim by citing "nkechi food is ready plc".

See eh, I think u're draining my IQ battery. Let me unplug you shap shap!

One of those threads u wish u never gave ur IQ d chance to reason for u... Lolz.

Creamish:


One of those threads u wish u never gave ur IQ d chance to reason for u... Lolz.

Ok let's drop it. I apologise for expecting too much from you.

So, let's have lunch? At madam nkechi food is ready canteen? . Or your MIL will also come there standing and watching us eat lunch, eh?

matrix199:




Ok let's drop it. I apologise for expecting too much from you.

So, let's have lunch? A the madam nkechi food is ready canteen? . Or your MIL will also come there standing and watching us eat lunch, eh?

Swerve wit ur IQ abeg.

Creamish:


Swerve wit ur IQ abeg.

Loool

C'mon swtie, don't be like this. Shebi I don apologise na. I may even give u a free medical check up

SexyCeline:
The story sounds fake though buh even if it's true, then maybe the husband was way too bad in bed. Why for fvck sake will a normal lady be interested in banging her driver? Damn ackward.

didnt u read where dey agree no sex till marriage...so y will u conclude dat d husband is bad in bed

Ladies and gentlemen in the house. life is a teacher and life is beautiful. at one point or the other in our live(individually) we all have encountered one ugly experince(s) or the other either in our relationship, marriage or work places just name it.

Experiencing or encountering these ugly side of life is part of our existence take it or reject it and that is why life is a teacher. life itself is sweet. it is an awsome place to be. we all love the good things of life but the bad and ugly things of life we never bargained for.

The story i posted a couple of days back about my bossom friend whose fiancee had an affair with his personal driver few hours before their wedding was a true and authentic story not a fabricated or cooked up gist to attract sympathy. ugly incidence such as this happen everyday.

I read all the various quotes and comments from my learned and brilliant friends in the house. you guys are wonderful and for those who called in to commiserate with him thanks a million. One important fact i want us to know is that no relationship is perfect. The only perfect relationship that ever existed was that of Mary and Joseph the foster parent of our Lord Jesus Christ.

If you are in any form of relationship, i mean a relationship with destination try as much as u can not to make the mistake my friend made. love is sweet.