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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by samsobo24(m): 12:05am On Sep 09, 2017
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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by sharrp: 9:31am On Sep 11, 2017
airsaylongcon:


I laff out loud at your bragging o. I been coding from BASIC to QBASIC to Pascal to C/C++ to Java to PHP. Coded on the Commodore64, BBC Micro, Down to IBM. Coded when programs were saved on radio cassette tapes. But I'm not gonna get in programming jujitsu with you. There's more to computing than programming. These days I'm too lazy to start programming. I focus my efforts on coming up with innovative ways to use existing solutions that are beneficial locally. If however you enjoy programming to have bragging rights be my guest. I'm in it for the love of the profession and the numerous benefits it can bring.

Remember that programming enables us do a lot of things more efficiently, but most of those things we strive to do efficiently don't need to be done in the first place. I am a functional guy not a technical guy. Kudos to you
False
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by sharrp: 9:40am On Sep 11, 2017
Since both of you can't challenge each other. Write a function that calculates the sum of a number in a range. The runtime should be 0(1). The function takes two arguement (lowerRange,upperRange)

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 11:26am On Sep 11, 2017
sharrp:

False

Huh?
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by nohuneg: 8:53am On Sep 13, 2017
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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 1:09am On Sep 18, 2017
Which Lagos??
samsobo24:
Lagos
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 12:49am On Oct 08, 2017
He probably got deported...dude can't travel so his only job is Nairaland.

airsaylongcon:


At the end of your ranting you still haven't proven yourself to be a superior programmer. You jumped on a C thread attacking dhtml that he knows only objective C and that he's an olodo. And u expect him not to counter punch u? You think the best way to show superiority is by challenging him to a contest? Like asalimpo said, you acting like a kid bragging all what not. I'm not as good as you o but if I was I won't be trolling on Nairaland. I will be looking to better myself with my contemporaries abroad. Not bragging that I started programming since 98 with nothing to sure for it. Immature dumb fvck
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by AfricaNigerian: 10:13am On Oct 08, 2017
DanielTheGeek:
Which Lagos??
that's lagos bro, believe me. I'm a lagosian
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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by ElRapido: 8:10am On Oct 09, 2017
AfricaNigerian:
that's lagos bro, believe me. I'm a lagosian

Liar. That's not Lagos
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by efosky1246(m): 2:24pm On Oct 09, 2017
I usually do not comment on nairaland cus unlike most nairalanders I do not have a large vocabulary of foul words... well after going through the 37 pages of this thread,I must say I was highly disappointed.I have not had an opportunity to attend hackathons but I follow most of them online and there you see guys coding for 24-48 hours and build great stuffs yet they are still humble,never mention how good they are but how they can improve and do better as a team.

But here all av read about is bragging rights on top nothing,the guy who claims to have done so great in open-source project happens to steal most part of the code.

the op who claim to be the greatest programmer on earth or OK in Nigeria and the guy who claims to be coding during the era of cassette tapes(I think he mentioned since 1998) could not even help or find a way to help someone who said he has issues with a php MVC project.

I just tire for una naija self-acclaimed-programmers..

@op,from what av read all this while you appear to be foul-mouthed so you can insult me all you like but you have not proven any thing as far as am concerned.so since you've been itching for algorithmic challenges.. I hereby give you a chance to prove yourself... you and i bring up coding challenges and we both solve them within a stipulated time-frame, provably 30 to 45 minutes.

disclaimer: I am not a guru so do not think you'll be competing with a geek.I just want you to stop talking and write code.prove yourself bro..

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 3:22pm On Oct 09, 2017
What are you trying to prove, you are just going to drag yourself into the whole mess. It's better to invest in a project or something more meaningful.

efosky1246:
I usually do not comment on nairaland cus unlike most nairalanders I do not have a large vocabulary of foul words... well after going through the 37 pages of this thread,I must say I was highly disappointed.I have not had an opportunity to attend hackathons but I follow most of them online and there you see guys coding for 24-48 hours and build great stuffs yet they are still humble,never mention how good they are but how they can improve and do better as a team.

But here all av read about is bragging rights on top nothing,the guy who claims to have done so great in open-source project happens to steal most part of the code.

the op who claim to be the greatest programmer on earth or OK in Nigeria and the guy who claims to be coding during the era of cassette tapes(I think he mentioned since 1998) could not even help or find a way to help someone who said he has issues with a php MVC project.

I just tire for una naija self-acclaimed-programmers..

@op,from what av read all this while you appear to be foul-mouthed so you can insult me all you like but you have not proven any thing as far as am concerned.so since you've been itching for algorithmic challenges.. I hereby give you a chance to prove yourself... you and i bring up coding challenges and we both solve them within a stipulated time-frame, provably 30 to 45 minutes.

disclaimer: I am not a guru so do not think you'll be competing with a geek.I just want you to stop talking and write code.prove yourself bro..
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by efosky1246(m): 11:19am On Oct 14, 2017
DanielTheGeek:
What are you trying to prove, you are just going to drag yourself into the whole mess. It's better to invest in a project or something more meaningful.


Not trying to prove anything bro.buy it annoys me when people brag with nothing to show for it.and who told you I don't have projects m working on....
But I guess the whole saga should just die down..
Peace....
Choose your words nicely next time bro.
All the best..

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by cynthiang: 1:31pm On Nov 22, 2017
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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by efficiencie(m): 10:30am On Nov 24, 2017
seunthomas:
We dont need comments please. Just code and expert reviews from knowledgeable people.

A lot of commenting here...after reading this opening statement I was expecting to be bombarded with endless lines of mad coding only to start seeing a lot of tales by moonlight here...
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by TisteAndii: 12:50am On Feb 08
seunthomas:

Oya make i explain myself na before you crucify me. In programming especially in statically typed languages it is always recommended to declare every type before using it. Although code works fine but you did not define the type of i in your loop. Na wahala be dat ohhhh. It will work ohh but you may get segmentation fault or memory corruption.
What am i saying self. Looking at your code its very wrong........... You wont understand. IT WORKS ohhhh but ITS WRONG.....

It works because it's right. If you look closely, you'll see 'i' is declared on the same line as 'str'. If it weren't declared, it wouldn't even get past the compiler, let alone cause a seg fault.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by TisteAndii: 12:53am On Feb 08
airsaylongcon:


Semantics. I have abundance of memory I don't care about segmentation fault or memory corruption. The koko is that the almighty problem he gave me was solved. Is this true or not? Wasn't he the same person that you alleged will kill me with an unanswerable question?

Expected you to point out that 'i' is in fact declared. You copy this off the web? No shame, since you made it clear early in this interesting thread that you're not a coder.

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