ahnie:
We dont Ball like this in the South...

KingCheezyPuff:
Where I'm from polygamy is ILLEGAL.
Op I wish you lived here fer makin' this dang thread.

ipledge10:
where I come from,polygamy is legal ...QueenValerie come and see your homie

Yeah,but you on my turf now

KingCheezyPuff:
Yeah,but you on my turf now

ipledge10:
I live very far away...like far

It's all the US

KingCheezyPuff:
It's all the US

ipledge10:
what makes u think I live in usa?

You live in NYC Pledge,were else is that but the US

KingCheezyPuff:
You live in NYC Pledge,were else is that but the US

ipledge10:
it's even you... ,no wonder I don't see you again...I thought my net caught new fish

new fish.Nice wordin'

KingCheezyPuff:
new fish.Nice wordin'

ipledge10:
but this your new moniker is really confusing

Let me break it down for you.
..King.... chicks can be them
Why? How .....cause I said so
..Cheezy Puff..... I like eatin' em.Clear now?

ahnie:
We dont Ball like this in South-south.

hemsquare:
if a married man impregnate a lady, he wil first of all go and visit the head of their family and say, MOTI FI IDI KAN NI ITA O and i dont know how to tell my wife, Oloolori ebi will say, OKARE OMO MI DAADA, BABA RE LOFI JO. Now they have come to introduce the second wife to the one at home, first thing you will hear is, ASALATU FUN ONSE OLOHUN (SAW) to iyale, the head of the family will now begin to pray for iyale this way, YIO YE O, GBOGBO OMO TO BI FUN WA OLOHUN AJEKI WON NI ALUBARIKA she will keep saying amin, they wil now say your husband has offended you and she will say no abi Baba lagbaja what happen, the olori ebi wil now face the husband and shout like this, BOSI YAYIN JARE, TI WON SE NKAN TI KO DA TAN WON A MA WO ILE PAKO PAKO. Dont be offended o jare iyawo mi dada, they will now smash everything against the floor gbam. You, come and knee down here, (new wife) FA IYAWO E MORA., they will tell iyale. So what do you think will happen after they leave there house?

Qualer:



you make me wanna come to asaba sharp sharp!! damn!! abeg how much be bride price for your village??

ahnie:
Mr qualer,why would yu wanna come to asaba?

ipledge10:
Who told,Maybe You Don't consider South West As part Of south

Qualer:


Haba! didn't you read me well? i wan come take you away as wifey sharply! how much be bride price make i for prepare my arsenal well, well!!

LegatusGlaber:


Are you not trying so hard?

ipledge10:
in what way?

LegatusGlaber:


Are you bisexual?

ipledge10:
God forbid bad thing...none of my family will have such psychological disorder in jesus name

ahnie:
Can you take pellets of bullets because of me?i need to know.