Kindly hear my experience:
I have been dating dis gurl for over 3months now
and everything has been fine.
So last week I decided to invite her to my place,
and she didn't hesitate to come. When we were
together, her phone rang but she refused to pick
her call, and I asked her why she didn't pick. She
said nothing, and for me to check who had called
her. I saw 'SterlingBank calling'; and I begged her
to pick, may be the Bank wants to give us
money. After that, another call was coming in,
'GTB calling', she ignored it. UBA followed and I
picked it but the caller didn't talk and I cut the
call. A minute later,
FirstBank calling, she put it on silence; when
ZenithBank called, she shouted at ZenithBank.
When FidelityBank was calling, she rejected the
call.
Later after an hour, one call entered her phone
singing John Legend's (all of me) song; just to
check who called her, I saw 'CBN', and she
picked it and answered the call well. Later when I
asked her, she said that one of her Uncle working
there used the office landline to call her. I said
Ok.
Few minutes later, WorldBank called and she
Happily with so much excitement picked the call.
After she had finished receiving the call, I picked
up my phone to flash her number...
Guess what I saw....?!
MicroFinance. I av nt been myself since
den o. If woman no fit kill u, u no go die again o,
u go jst de live de go till daaa kingdom com. Chai

So dry like buhari bony cheeks

Nnaa ndo

LMAO hahahaha very funny, @op stop dating oloshos

chocolateme:
Nnaa ndo

tnxs sister

LORDSAMURAI:
LMAO hahahaha very funny, @op stop dating oloshos

my broda she is heavily endowed...Mehn

How can this stop rain from raining now

Wepu anya N'aLa, Na aLa ga gbazi kwa gi Ala o

Hazardd:
How can this stop rain from raining today

surely twill rain nd moreover u weren't forced 2 open d thread

Johnny19:
surely twill rain nd moreover u weren't forced 2 open d thread

i use my mb and open ur dump thread..so am free to comment anything i like

Hazardd:


i use my mb and open ur dump thread..so am free to comment anything i like

SMH just because u were given 5mb by Airtel u think u can come here to write trash....cmon u can be more matured

Johnny19:

SMH just because u were given 5mb by Airtel u think u can come here to write trash....cmon u can be more matured

even though is 1mb they gave me it doesn't concern you..ur thread doesn't have any meaning..childishness at its peak

stale...

Joke is so dry.

Oboy your joke is damn too dry

For ur mind now u funi

Cjizzy:
Oboy your joke is damn too dry

Pls make it wet

Johnny19:

Pls make it wet

E dry be say e dry..... Abeg no take comedy as career o!!!! Cos you no go make am there

Cjizzy:
E dry be say e dry..... Abeg no take comedy as career o!!!! Cos you no go make am there

Y would I go into comedy when I'm already established

OP wait first are you asking God or Nairalanders, quote me but no offend me sha.

chocolateme:
Nnaa ndo

Babe o! chai, see very mimilicious and ripe lips....... kwerenu nkem ehn?

Funeral arrangement

boboLIL:
So dry like buhari bony cheeks

your problems must be bigger than calvary bro, thats so funny.

Op : My God My Girlfriend has killed me!!!What do I do next

Me: Just die nah

she has already killed you na so what's left??

Johnny19:
Kindly hear my experience:
I have been dating dis gurl for over 3months now
and everything has been fine.
So last week I decided to invite her to my place,
and she didn't hesitate to come. When we were
together, her phone rang but she refused to pick
her call, and I asked her why she didn't pick. She
said nothing, and for me to check who had called
her. I saw 'SterlingBank calling'; and I begged her
to pick, may be the Bank wants to give us
money. After that, another call was coming in,
'GTB calling', she ignored it. UBA followed and I
picked it but the caller didn't talk and I cut the
call. A minute later,
FirstBank calling, she put it on silence; when
ZenithBank called, she shouted at ZenithBank.
When FidelityBank was calling, she rejected the
call.
Later after an hour, one call entered her phone
singing John Legend's (all of me) song; just to
check who called her, I saw 'CBN', and she
picked it and answered the call well. Later when I
asked her, she said that one of her Uncle working
there used the office landline to call her. I said
Ok.
Few minutes later, WorldBank called and she
Happily with so much excitement picked the call.
After she had finished receiving the call, I picked
up my phone to flash her number...
Guess what I saw....?!
MicroFinance. I av nt been myself since
den o. If woman no fit kill u, u no go die again o,
u go jst de live de go till daaa kingdom com. Chai

Take "CHEST" cuz if I tell u to take heart u fit faint. a beg visit
www.gossipmirrors.com

Qualer:



Babe o! chai, see very mimilicious and ripe lips....... kwerenu nkem ehn?

lol.. Your way can put many in trouble

chocolateme:
lol.. Your way can put many in trouble

Rapukene okwu, ka anyi kpaa in camera... send me PM sharperly!! uchem dia for real o!

Stale joke..

buh that ur last staement make brain.. #fearwomen

Bros Microfinance!
Make i kukuma answer d question wey u ask; If ur gf don kill u, GO BURY YOURSELF