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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by sonofluc1fer: 11:02am On May 31, 2017
LALASTICLALA can we have a chat?
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Lamiri(m): 11:51am On May 31, 2017
9.
Speaking in tongues would be a mental illness.

10.
Daddy and Mummy would be exclusive names for your parents.
according to the Bible speaking in tongues happens when the holy Spirit enters you and you start speaking another language that you are not related to even i.e a typical Yoruba man speaking Dutch fluently or An English man speaking Ijebu fluently , it was accounted in the Bible that passers by heard the apostles speaking their own language which the apostles had no knowledge of ABEG in Nigeria today which language be reboboshikarabalaboska wey most pastors they speak with no one understanding it?
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by analice107: 12:42pm On May 31, 2017
1.
No rapture or end time. Africans are stuck in Africa forever. No white man coming from the sky to zap them to mansions in heaven.

2.
Nigerian children will not be labelled as witches anymore. Pastors who label kids as evil and witches would be locked up in psychiatric hospitals.

3.
Reedemed would be an engineering company with a motto to open a technical workshop every 5kms. More jobs, less prayer points

4.
Go out with family on Sundays for strolls and enjoy nature. Less noise and traffic.

5.
Village people would stop being blamed for every misfortune that happens to their family members.

6.
Africans won't care about Adam and Eve, or Jerusalem and Mecca. Pilgrimage to Osun and Umudike would increase IGR.


Clearing up more ignorance like it's my duty. cry


Mr Chris...
So much ignorance.
Let me explain this one time. Every Nation has a Ruler/President. The US has one, Nigeria has one. The PRESIDENT is a title, not a Person. So when an American Citizen says 'My President', you don't think Buhari, you think Barrack Obama.

In same vein, every nation/tribe had their GOD (their creator, their source, their origin). These Gods were created in their images and spoke their language. Allah doesn't speak French, Yahweh doesn't speak Ijaw. Yawheh and Allah referred to the local Gods of a particular tribe.

Unlike the Yoruba,Igbo, Indian gods, the Abrahamic GODS(Allah and Yahweh) considered all other Gods evil. From David to Mohammed, these men conquered lands and people, destroying everything in their wake. You don't need to read the Old Testament, read your news. The evidence is still there in the Middle East.

Lucifer's demons have nothing whatsoever to do with the African gods. Lucifer is Yahweh is Lucifer.

What good thing did the African gods give us? Look at your delicacy and your local language. Maybe, your ancestors weren't so savage afterall. Your language is proof they could communicate. Your local delicacy is proof they were good farmers, and knew how to use basic cooking utensil. Did the white man teach us how to cook oha and periwinkle? Did they teach us to say "Bia" and "Ndo"? What about your traditional wears? Proof that there were tailors and we manufactured textiles too. We weren't naked and hopeless. Harmattan for don show us shege..

How about local medicines? The medicinal benefits of the kolanut? Our leaves and that nasty worm that grows on trees? Maybe we didn't have western medicine. But we had local healers who treated illnesses and sicknesses. If we didn't, we would all have been dead before they arrived our shores. grin..

Unfortunately, how you think is who you are. When they left pur lands, they left behind their minds, their history, their perception of us. They left their minds in our education system. And we never changed it. They left their Bible in our palms, while we gave our lives to Chris and swore by Allah. We took to calling their lands holy lands, travelling to Jerusalem and Mecca to see I remember as a kid rejecting the notion of having to eba with fork and spoon. Most of us have probably experienced that too. Yet, we believe a Jew who was killed over 2000 years ago by his kinsmen, was right about our gods, our history, our future.
If the Bible is a lie, what do i stand to lose? But if its true, have you thought of what you stand to lose?

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by sonofluc1fer: 12:44pm On May 31, 2017
analice107:

If the Bible is a lie, what do i stand to lose? But if its true, have you thought of what you stand to lose?
I can't lose what I don't have.

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by analice107: 12:45pm On May 31, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
I can't lose what I don't have.
Let's die and find out.
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by sonofluc1fer: 12:46pm On May 31, 2017
analice107:

Let's die and find out.
Let's die.
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by frank317: 1:34pm On May 31, 2017
analice107:

Let's die and find out.

Lol...this sound childish sha... Lets die and find out... Chai. Why not die now and find out for us
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by kkins25(m): 3:49pm On May 31, 2017
UncleSnr:
How do you know that it was Lucifer that was been worshipped?
If not lucifer, was it jehova
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by kkins25(m): 3:58pm On May 31, 2017
cckris:

1. You can write, & challenge the person that makes it possible.
2. Your RIGHTS are sustained. Try it in Saudi Arabia, or North Korea
3. Do non-Christian nations like Japan INVENT stuff, like the Germans did?
4. The Bible deserves RESPECT, even from UNGRATEFUL souls.
@point three.. Hahaha. That a morons defense. Can you even hear yourself? Owk now tell me if america or india or china or saudi arabia or Switzerland are xtian nations?
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by kkins25(m): 4:03pm On May 31, 2017

Hell and heaven is what you make earth to be. If I'm wrong and Hell is real, I'm at peace with my fate. It would mean we are also both eligible for Allah's Hell.
Wisely said.
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by UncleSnr(m): 9:46pm On May 31, 2017
kkins25:

If not lucifer, was it jehova
Are they the only deities that exist?
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by kkins25(m): 4:36am On Jun 01, 2017
UncleSnr:
Are they the only deities that exist?
What other exist??
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by UncleSnr(m): 12:46pm On Jun 01, 2017
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 3:35pm On Jun 01, 2017
waldigit:


See you there, but sorry to burst your bubble, Holy Spirit has a deity nature, and in that state He is Omniscient or better still infinitely intelligent. If He is to teach you science, you will go gaga, because your tiny brain cell shall explode.
I recall when I was still young at working with computers I was about loosing all my data which would have affected my career. I called on Holy Spirit to teach me how to save my data. I slept off and the idea was given to me. I didn't believe it would work but I tried it and was able to save my data.
Later I found out that the technique He taught is a standard technique of saving data on hard drive which was unknown to me due to my limited experience with computers then.
You see sir this why Bible seem too simple to be true. it was an attempt by Infinite intelligent being to explain highly complex phenomenon to simple mind

grin

Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by kkins25(m): 4:47pm On Jun 02, 2017
Lamiri:
according to the Bible speaking in tongues happens when the holy Spirit enters you and you start speaking another language that you are not related to even i.e a typical Yoruba man speaking Dutch fluently or An English man speaking Ijebu fluently , it was accounted in the Bible that passers by heard the apostles speaking their own language which the apostles had no knowledge of ABEG in Nigeria today which language be reboboshikarabalaboska wey most pastors they speak with no one understanding it?
Baba me self dey try understand
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by sonofluc1fer: 8:24am On Sep 01, 2017
Happy Sallah.

Kingebukasblog dodge this thread like witchcraft. Hehehehe

Jhaytee4all come and get sense. Dangotesmummy too.
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 10:17am On Sep 01, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
Happy Sallah.

Kingebukasblog dodge this thread like witchcraft. Hehehehe

Sonofluc1fer come and get sense. Dangotesmummy too.

Seems to me that you made a mistake . . . But don't worry, I've done the correction.


No need to thank me smiley
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by hopefulLandlord: 10:42am On Sep 01, 2017
Jhaytee4all:


Seems to me that you made a mistake . . . But don't worry, I've done the correction.


No need to thank me smiley

nice banter I must admit

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by sonofluc1fer: 11:40am On Sep 01, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


nice banter I must admit
Yeah, has skills. Just a bit above KEB. FelixoWTF still leads the Christian intelligentsia proudly from the back.
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by sonofluc1fer: 11:41am On Sep 01, 2017
Jhaytee4all:


Seems to me that you made a mistake . . . But don't worry, I've done the correction.
Jhaytee4ny. grin

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by dangotesmummy: 4:14pm On Sep 01, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
Happy Sallah.

Kingebukasblog dodge this thread like witchcraft. Hehehehe

Jhaytee4all come and get sense. Dangotesmummy too.
I prophecy into your life that you will not have sense till you die smiley
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by dangotesmummy: 4:19pm On Sep 01, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
Happy Sallah.

Kingebukasblog dodge this thread like witchcraft. Hehehehe

Jhaytee4all come and get sense. Dangotesmummy too.
I bind you in the name of Jesus. I command you to Die in the name of jesus
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by bobowaja(m): 5:52pm On Sep 01, 2017
cloudgoddess:

undecided Conspiracy theories? Really?

There's a reason that video has more dislikes than likes.

I sent you a PM kindly reply and let's chat.
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 5:53pm On Sep 01, 2017
dangotesmummy:
I prophecy into MY life that I will not have sense till I die smiley

Jeez! How funny could this be *SMH*
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by bobowaja(m): 5:55pm On Sep 01, 2017
sonofluc1fer:
Happy Sallah.

Kingebukasblog dodge this thread like witchcraft. Hehehehe

Jhaytee4all come and get sense. Dangotesmummy too.
I swear they won't dare show face on this type of thread. (actually I was expecting felixomor guy) cheesy
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 5:55pm On Sep 01, 2017
dangotesmummy:
I bind you in the name of Jesus. I command you to Die in the name of jesus


You're the one who's really in need of DELIVERANCE!!

smiley maybe after church service on sunday I'll be expecting a testimony.
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by bobowaja(m): 5:56pm On Sep 01, 2017
dangotesmummy:
I bind you in the name of Jesus. I command you to Die in the name of jesus
Wishes differs from reality. So you are free to wish for whatever you like.
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by felixomor: 6:17pm On Sep 01, 2017
bobowaja:

I swear they won't dare show face on this type of thread. (actually I was expecting felixomor guy) cheesy

The last time, it was you and one other guy who opened a stupid thread on Matthew and Luke only to change his topic after he discovered his ignorance.

This one is not differentt.
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by sonofluc1fer: 6:24pm On Sep 01, 2017
felixomor:


The last time, it was you and one other guy who opened a stupid thread on Matthew and Luke only to change his topic after he discovered his ignorance.

This one is not differentt.
Millions of rams killed today and you are still alive.

You are a lucky one. grin

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by felixomor: 6:28pm On Sep 01, 2017
sonofluc1fer:

Millions of rams killed today and you are still alive.

You are a lucky one. grin

Hehehehe, says the renowned anencephalic doltt grin

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by sonofluc1fer: 6:32pm On Sep 01, 2017
felixomor:


Hehehehe, says the renowned anencephalic doltt grin
shocked shocked shocked
Someone got a dictionary for Sallah.
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by dangotesmummy: 6:54pm On Sep 01, 2017
Jhaytee4all:


Jeez! How funny could this be *SMH*


fool,how are you? wink

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