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10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Nobody: 12:35pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Shout out to all the ladies out there..If yhu do anyone of these things...abeg try ease up on it,Men may not say anything so as not to hurt yhur feelings.... 1.BITING ;'( : Please our ladies keep yhur teeth out of the winnie ts not a meal 2.SCRATCHING!!! : Abeg keep those steamy sex scenes yhu see in hollywood movies out of the bed room... just because ts good stuff doesn't mean yhu should peel the skin off our backs 3.FARTING:I know,I know..yhu can't help it but its still disgusting .. 4.SCREAMING: sex is great when yhu give us "ringtones" but not when yhu start to disturb the neighbors ..Once tis bae was screaming "OH,God!!" "Oh my lord!!" I mean common are yhu trynna remind God am committing sin?? 5.Cuddling after sex: Ts a nice gesture but don't over do it..Specialy if he's not yhur husband...ts weird 6.Faking Orgasm : Common na,2 minutes into the thing and yhur already screaming "Am Cummming" were are yhu coming to?? ,it usually has a negative effect if he notices it... 7.Corpse-Style : yhu know sex is team work abi? Why then do yhu lie there like a log of wood while the guy is humping away his destiny ?? At a point the pain in his waist becomes more noticeable than the actual pleasure from the act 8.Calling out the wrong name : Seriously ?? WTF is wrong with yhu 9.Stopping Mid-way: yhu start kissing with such fierce energy..Then suddenly yhu stop I mean why not refuse from the beginning...yhu are already unclad wtf is the problem then 10.Dirty Privates :Tis the biggest turn off ah swear if as soon as yhur undies come off and the room starts to smell like a fish market then ts highly likely yhu don't do proper hygiene...After if we say yhu should go and have yhur bath before the act yhu'll say we are insulting yhu . There yhu have it..there's a lot more am sure but I leave tat for the experts on NL to point them out ... Lalasticlala,seun. 5 Likes |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by halfricanadian(f): 12:36pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
slyIsaac: If we dont do dis who will? Hemaphrodites or transgenders? |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by funnynation(m): 12:37pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Make una dey fear God.. We are close to Holy week.. Nairaland official comedian 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Nobody: 12:42pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
halfricanadian:No...there's no concrete proof of existence of human hermaphrodites Tats all I can say 1 Like |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by halfricanadian(f): 12:45pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
slyIsaac: Speak for urself honey |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by okuneddie(m): 12:48pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
OP u are correct....the some ladies will kiss fiercely then stop mid way during love making and I'm like WTF....the farting one I guess that's mostly during doggie well the experienced ones can shed more light on this..... the most annoying one is that they will say they want men that last long in bed and when they jam person way pass them they will be complaining and saying they are tired.....some will even spread legs for fan imagine....well that was long time ago sha me don change 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Realone92(m): 12:49pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
I would have comment but I won't |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by ImDharay: 12:50pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
don't corrupt me 0p. |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by clickwtB(m): 12:52pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
no 7 is just too badt.... |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by FlawlessRebirth2(f): 1:05pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
HMMMM SOM1 IS GETTING WET ALREADY 1 Like |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Nobody: 1:09pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
FlawlessRebirth2:Use towel dry am up 1 Like |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Nobody: 1:11pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
funnynation:Lol..happy easter in advance bro |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by rawpadgin(m): 1:12pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
The type of thread our youths are opening nowadays are something else o Buhari please do something Unemployment is killing these young ones 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Nobody: 1:13pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Hilarious |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Nobody: 1:13pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
ImDharay:Pretender |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Nobody: 1:14pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
rawpadgin: Oga I hear say yhu be manager 4 chevron 1 Like |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by funnynation(m): 1:21pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
slyIsaac:I wish u d love of Christ |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Mrbigman1(m): 1:51pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
7.Corpse-Style : yhu know sex is team work abi? Why then do yhu lie there like a log of wood while the guy is humping away his destiny ?? At a point the pain in his waist becomes more noticeable than the actual pleasure from the act Warris dis bikonu? U be frog wey dey hump? |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Nobody: 1:55pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Lalasticlala I've been a good boy all day |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by LudaChriz(m): 2:25pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
halfricanadian:Next time u don't quote the whole text, it makes the thread boring. Just make ur comment... u don't need to quote. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Lolaabokoku(f): 3:40pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Pinshure or... U knw d rest |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Icepresh(m): 3:50pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
So True . . But What's Orgasm :O 1 Like |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by olaleks007(m): 3:56pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
If u have any gf that does all or any of this,,,send her to me and I will help u correct her. Don't thank me now. U will still thank me more later when am done. Iranu |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Gaddafithe2nd(m): 3:57pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Lolaabokoku:You want pictures for this topic? |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Gaddafithe2nd(m): 3:59pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Na screaming I dislike pass, I also dislike when bush plenty for the kitten. |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Nobody: 5:53pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
olaleks007:He he he baddest niqqa But if I'm going to giver her to yhu I'd like to know exactly what yhu have in mind to do |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Nobody: 5:55pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Gaddafithe2nd:He he he |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by Peacefulgold(m): 6:04pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
One really scratched me dat I was like"dis one na painfull pleasure"....i just paid her back a bit in her own coin and bit her nipples and really d scratching stopped immediately and all I heard is baby u r killing me and I replied uve killed me already... 8 Likes |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by ElGrande: 6:20pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
Lol,see all of una bad bad children, Lalasticlala have you seen this hilarious thread yet? |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by raphie01(f): 6:36pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
1 Like |
Re: 10 Most Annoying Things Women Do,during Sex. by schumastic(m): 6:45pm On Mar 21, 2016 |
FlawlessRebirth2: are you for real, just like that |
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